So... This super easy hair style you all told me about?
I'm failing.
I pull my hair into a pony and then follow the tutorial's instructions to move the donut thingie to the end of my pony tail and start rolling.
The tutorial says that once I get close to my head it'll just stay there but I can secure with bobby pins just in case.
Well it doesn't just stay there. Fucker pops off and looks like this. Help?
Re: Sock bun help
I managed to tack the fucker down and the bottom is all out and the top isn't smooth and pretty like the box. At least it's not springing off my head like a jack in the box from hell.
What am I doing wrong?
The tutorial says to keep rolling and tucking ends in, but it isn't working. The ends aren't staying in. So I tuck on one side and they fall out when I go to the other side so I can't roll. And then when I do get to roll I get halfway up my ponytail and they are tight strands and loose strands between the sock and my head so it's not right and I need to start over.
So... Super easy hair style for the very formal dinner I'm going to tonight?
Thank you!
I'm going to take a break and pick up so the baby sitter isn't horrified by our home and then I'm going to try one of your ideas.
My arms are fucking burning. This is why I'm not girly.
But I'm going to be the only non doctor at this freaking event and damn it I want to look hot if I can't compete professionally (yes I know this is in my head...).
The doctors all have fancy formal designer dresses anyway. They're all gonna show me up.
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I just learned how to use bobby pins last year (you have to open them?! And it matters which way they go in?!) so this is exciting.
Tell me it's pretty even if it isn't. Because excited.
Right?
I think the lessons on how to curl hair and use bobby pins happened while I was out hiking or cleaning stalls or something. I missed them. Completely.
And then I end up frustrated to tears when I try to do it now!
And the whole doctor thing... I know most of them don't judge me for not being a doctor at all. And any that would are assholes. I just feel so freaking self conscious that they're all smarter and more accomplished and better dressed. It doesn't help that many people (not doctors, friends and family) have made cracks that I need to start making myself up and trying to look like I'm a doctor's wife.
Even though I know dh doesn't judge me and likes me as I am, the fact that people see me as not worthy or not equal to dh and my own insecurities makes me paranoid.
And apparently hard cider makes me ramble.
Have you been hanging out with my grandma? She says "dr wife" shit like that to me all the time.
I hope you had all the cider and a great time. My usual plan is to drink enough to develop social skills. #painfullyinsecureandintroverted