Open letter day!

amdecker1016 · June 2014

I forgot it is Saturday! Lets hear them!

wildhoney4508 · June 2014

Dear LO,

What's up with the night sleeping lately,huh? One night you'll do 8. Then 3,2,1. Then two nights in a row of 9! Wow! Then 4...so I mean this in the sweetest way possible...wtf kid? Quit fuckin with us!! But I love you so, so much, no matter what.

Love,
Your baffled, loving mommy

ProudMommy030614 · June 2014

Dear baby leggings

Your adorable, I love you and I must have all of them!!!

Signed
Addicted to baby legs

YankeePeach08 · June 2014

Dear lady that did my wax this morning,

I thought the bikini wax was done bc you moved onto my legs, when you asked me to flip over I thought you were going to do the back of my legs...apparently not as I know have a super smooth bum hole...um thanks?

lazyreader · June 2014

Dear baby Jamie,

For sleeping through the night til 5am (first time evah! Woot woot). I'd be cool if this became habit since I start work Monday.

jazzyexpo · June 2014

Dear maxi dress,

I'm sorry DH called you a moo moo. I don't think you look anything like one. I wanted to cry too.

Sincerely,
Someone who needs to shop, but is dreading it

Babybeachbum · June 2014

torilea said:
Dear cookies,
You are why I can't lose the baby weight. Quit being so delicious.
Sincerely,
The woman with no self-control

Dear self,
Stop eating the damn cookies.

THIS!! Seriously, I am the Cookie Monster!!

MeggsM · June 2014

Dear LO
Yay for not using the nipple shield anymore! I'm a little sore but your latch is good and you are eating really well!

You rock
Mum

Dear apartment,

Please unpack yourself and if you could magically do the dishes that'd be awesome too.

Thx
M

angelsnight · June 2014

Dear SUV,

Thank you for coming to live with us. I've always questioned if we really NEEDED an SUV or if I just used our LO as an excuse. But after spending the day with my MIL and wrestling both the carseat and the stroller in and out of her car, I see that you were a very wise decision.

Dear DH,
Since you paid someone to mow the lawn today (and you're a landscaper) you now have time to put my porch swing together that you got me weeks ago for Mother's Day.

saisongbird · June 2014

Dear boobs,

Thank you for responding to power pumping and Domperidone. We're nowhere near where we need to be yet, but we are moving in the right direction. If you could catch up to where Allison is and even get a little ahead, I'd be THRILLED.

- the crazy lady who probably should have given up by now, but is way too stubborn for her own good.

Dear Allison,

You are such a sweet baby. I love you so very much. Thank you for always smiling at me when you wake up.

Love, Mommy

Dear self,

You need to figure out if you want the jobs you are interviewing for. You have a demo lesson this week and shit's about to get real.

- You

Dear MIL,

It is a CROCK OF SHIT that you a) didn't invite my dad for father's day at your house, b) didn't TELL ME about it until I caught you in your lies, and c) are trying to make ME feel bad about it. We have spent EVERY.SINGLE.HOLIDAY since DH and I got married as ONE large family. Every single Christmas, Hanukkah, Father's Day, Mother's Day, you name it, both sides of the family gathered in ONE place so we didn't have to do extra travel. I would have NO reason to assume this Father's Day would be different. Yes, my father behaved in a way in the hospital that made you uncomfortable. However, I was crying and shivering in pain, and shit got done. He didn't involve you or insult you or do anything against YOU. So GET OVER IT. Not inviting him until I guilted you into it and not telling me you weren't planning on it until I brought it up is underhanded and sneaky and I have lost a shitton of respect for you.

- Your pissed off DIL who is remembering who you truly are.

DTNZ4Ever · June 2014

Dear DS2,
Please stop needing to be held all the time and be happy in your swing or pack n play longer then 5 minutes. You start DC on Wednesday and they can't hold you all the time. I know you love cuddles and being held and you require it after eating because of your reflux, but you need to chill out for awhile. Plus mom needs pee every once in awhile.
Love,
Worried Mom of a high needs baby

Mafernj · June 2014

Dear sister
Don't come to my house and look at me like I'm crazy because I wear my baby. Don't tell me I'm hurting my own child or tell me I'm doing something wrong when you don't have kids and have no idea how to care for a baby.
Also, when my baby is eating attached to my breast, is not the right time to get her to talk, smile or do anything cute!! Let my kid eat in peace!!!

Dear baby
Thank you for putting up w uninvited guests today. I know you are not a caged monkey that does tricks.
Thank you for the smiles and I know you miss daddy too.

Love you lots!
Mama

EML2011 · June 2014

Dear mom and sister, I know that this year Father's Day will be tough because it is the first year without dad and the fact that it is also his birthday makes it that much harder, but please keep in mind that it is also my husband's first Father's Day and I want to make it special. Love, me Dear DH, Thanks for being amazing about the above, but that still doesn't mean you deserve a $3k gun that you will never ever need. Even if there is a zombie apocalypse. Love, your wife Eta sorry about the spacing my iPad hates me

teachermommy9967 · June 2014

Dear baby boy

You are are adorable and I love your smile and coos and beginnings of laughter. You make my heart melt!! Also thanks for starting to let daddy hold you without crying. I love seeing you two together!!!

Love your mommy who could stare at you all day

acdiaz11 · June 2014

Dear Grandmother-In-Law,

Please do not lift up the blanket when I am feeding LO "just to see if she's still there." Of course she is you crazy woman, I don't hide her somewhere and then put a blanket over myself so that you won't find her!! I don't even nurse in front of my mother without a blanket so do you think that I want you to see my boobs?!?!? Also, please do not argue with me about the date of the shower that I am throwing! It is the 22nd, not the 21st just because that is the date that you wrote on your calendar.

Love,
Your grandson's wife who can only hold my tongue for so long

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