I guess this is my life now.

Mrbatesisinnocent · June 2014

So I just found out I can only do 50 jumping jacks, because at 51 jumping jacks I pee a little.

#momprobs

What's you're life like now?

TurnipTheBeet · June 2014

hercules03 said:
No bra and the boobs are deep in the armpit ... Or I lean over and look like tube socks. Hahaha.

I call my girls "rangatang titties" now =/

lp0 · June 2014

Too many grey hairs to pluck. Hangs head and heads to the salon

TurnipTheBeet · June 2014

hercules03 said:

TurnipTheBeet said:

hercules03 said:
No bra and the boobs are deep in the armpit ... Or I lean over and look like tube socks. Hahaha.
I call my girls "rangatang titties" now =/

I would love to have them picked up. I don't even want fake boobs - just a lift. I miss bra free days without one nipple over here and one wandering that way. Lol.

I put on a tyedyed tank last night with no bra and gigantic blue boxers. I would have fit in on people
peopleofwal-Mart.com

lp0 · June 2014

hercules03 said:

TurnipTheBeet said:

hercules03 said:
No bra and the boobs are deep in the armpit ... Or I lean over and look like tube socks. Hahaha.
I call my girls "rangatang titties" now =/

I would love to have them picked up. I don't even want fake boobs - just a lift. I miss bra free days without one nipple over here and one wandering that way. Lol.

Lmao herc!

BoothBaby · June 2014

LOL, I just snorted a little. I'm sorry!

I'm trying to figure out to most efficiently store around 7 bottles of body wash for a lot longer than I was planning because I only shower like 3 times a week now. FFTC? #momprobs

Mrbatesisinnocent · June 2014

Cashingn2 said:
I'm still wearing mat pants. I've nearly decided that I will just wear them forever. This is my life

They are so comfy!!!! I don't blame you at all. In fact, I may throw some on in support!

Caitlinh27 · June 2014

This hasn't happened since LO was a month or two old but I caught myself rubbing my belly like I did when I was pregnant! Only difference is now it's not baby it's just a leftover pooch! I'm sure that was real sexy.. A fat lady rubbing her belly.

ugoglencoco · June 2014

I work with "baby arm" as my boss calls it. I only work with one hand because I'm so used to wrangling children with the other. And ditto the wandering nips. Wtf.

Eta- changed others to other. I don't have more than 2 arms, but I wish I could make that my super power

fauxvegan · June 2014

It used to take me an hour and a half to shower, do my hair and make up, then leave the house. Now it takes 4 hours and I end up not wearing make up to save time. So I have given up and just stayed home lately.

Mrbatesisinnocent · June 2014

hercules03 said:
So, why jumping jacks? I never felt like that does much as far as exercise.

I had toast in the toaster and it's easy to do while I was waiting for it to pop up. Just gets your heart rate up.

Mrbatesisinnocent · June 2014

riv06marce said:
It used to take me an hour and a half to shower, do my hair and make up, then leave the house. Now it takes 4 hours and I end up not wearing make up to save time. So I have given up and just stayed home lately.

Truth! I rarely wear make up anymore because of this.

thebobloblaw · June 2014

I'm pumping and sneezed, SO asked me if I had to hold on to my boobs (why I don't know). I blurted out "no I have to hold my vagina so I don't pee!". I'm already regretting that I gave him this information. The look on his face was quite priceless though.

BittyBitRunner · June 2014

Last time I tried to do a plank, I looked down towards my feet and behold! My midsection sagged down like a uniboob or something.

And just prior to that I was admiring how it was coming back to its previous prebaby self. Looks like I got a lot of ab work to do. Wonder if the skin will shrink back up :-/

StarryNight6812 · June 2014

My life revolves around sleep and when and how to get it with a toddler and a 5 month old.

Kermode61581 · June 2014

BittyBitRunner said:
Last time I tried to do a plank, I looked down towards my feet and behold! My midsection sagged down like a uniboob or something.

And just prior to that I was admiring how it was coming back to its previous prebaby self. Looks like I got a lot of ab work to do. Wonder if the skin will shrink back up :-/

This exactly and when I was doing crunches my dd#1 came over and started kneading my stomach (like dough). To make matters worse she goes "ooooo squishy nice".

jy725 · June 2014

Squishy belly, dark under eye circles, hair that keeps falling out, huge boobs...I'll get back to "me" someday, right?

ForevAAROSE · June 2014

I found a diaper in my purse yesterday! Total #mommamode & I can't find time for myself however my DH finds time for a guys trip! Wth?!

wmarley · June 2014

I'm starting to make plans for when I actually go bald from when the last few hairs I have fall out. Like rock the bald look or wig? Joking- except really last night I woke up sort of freaking out I might go bald :-S .

Crwtrobot · June 2014

rachel2011 said:
I told DH the other day that I pee a little when I sneeze. He said it was a turn off. Oh well, he still tries to get at me every night so I think I'm doing alright.

As far as the belly, I lovingly call it my kangaroo belly but I'm reality I hate it. Out looks gross when the cat comes over and kneads on it and it moves around like a water bed. Eww.

I plan my outfits based on which pants won't give me a muffin top and which shirt I can whip my boobs out of with the most ease.

I'm with ya on the boob shirts.

BittyBitRunner · June 2014

Kermode61581 said:

BittyBitRunner said:
Last time I tried to do a plank, I looked down towards my feet and behold! My midsection sagged down like a uniboob or something.

And just prior to that I was admiring how it was coming back to its previous prebaby self. Looks like I got a lot of ab work to do. Wonder if the skin will shrink back up :-/
This exactly and when I was doing crunches my dd#1 came over and started kneading my stomach (like dough). To make matters worse she goes "ooooo squishy nice".

Bahahaha!!

(Eta: laughing at the story not you - I think I still have "disclaimer" fever from BBC where I'm worried about the butthurtz)

golfingdarwinfish · June 2014

hercules03 said:

@cash I'm still using maternity pants. And I still wear the tanks but mostly because they are nice and long. I'm 5'9" and have a long torso, so long tanks are hard to find. Lol. But I'm still 15 lbs from my pre-pregnancy weight and nothing fits as far as jeans. Well, I got my fat jeans on and they were seconds from busting apart. Plus, I've found my maternity jeans are actually quite slimming. Hahah.

I'm struggling to find maternity pants I actually like; even my maternity jeans are very eh. Mine are panels, and I'm wondering if I need to try pants that have the little inserts in the waist & hips instead. I've been wearing my normal jeans and pants (unzipped & unbuttoned) with a belly band to keep them up.

leahraewku · June 2014

When DD1 draws family pictures of us, I have an afro (my hair is naturally curly and now, generally, unkempt) and a round midsection. I used to look like a normal stick person. Damn kids and their honesty.

Kermode61581 · June 2014

BittyBitRunner said:

Kermode61581 said:

BittyBitRunner said:
Last time I tried to do a plank, I looked down towards my feet and behold! My midsection sagged down like a uniboob or something.

And just prior to that I was admiring how it was coming back to its previous prebaby self. Looks like I got a lot of ab work to do. Wonder if the skin will shrink back up :-/
This exactly and when I was doing crunches my dd#1 came over and started kneading my stomach (like dough). To make matters worse she goes "ooooo squishy nice".

Bahahaha!!

(Eta: laughing at the story not you - I think I still have "disclaimer" fever from BBC where I'm worried about the butthurtz)

No butthurtz here. Kids are nothing honest.

tricky31212 · June 2014

I hate my post children boobs. I always said no cosmetic surgery...but if a boob lift was offered, I wouldn't say no.

I dribble doing anything. From sneezing to running. So hot.

jy725 · June 2014

Nichole10 said:
Now that it's warm out I find myself getting angry, like really really angry trying to find something to wear. I hated every second of winter but at least I could cover and conceal this flab. Now not so much.

This third child really did me in. In my mind I'm still my old size too and I find myself holding up clothes in the store (aint nobody got time to try shit on) and thinking 'oh, this will definitely fit', getting home and getting pissed when it's way too tight. I will be going to target on my lunch break today to exchange some shorts for a bigger size.

Ugh. This happens to me all the time. Or I'll pick up my current size and look it and think oh no that's huge! I'm not that big...yea right.

golfingdarwinfish · June 2014

hercules03 said:

hercules03 said:

@cash I'm still using maternity pants. And I still wear the tanks but mostly because they are nice and long. I'm 5'9" and have a long torso, so long tanks are hard to find. Lol. But I'm still 15 lbs from my pre-pregnancy weight and nothing fits as far as jeans. Well, I got my fat jeans on and they were seconds from busting apart. Plus, I've found my maternity jeans are actually quite slimming. Hahah.

I'm struggling to find maternity pants I actually like; even my maternity jeans are very eh. Mine are panels, and I'm wondering if I need to try pants that have the little inserts in the waist & hips instead. I've been wearing my normal jeans and pants (unzipped & unbuttoned) with a belly band to keep them up.
@VCGolfNYC‌ I got some lucky brand from Pea in the Pod. I like the slim cut and the panels seem tighter than other brands so they stay up.

@hercules03 my thighs do not appreciate slim cut! I have a pair of Hudson jeans from there, but for some reason the panel over my stomach just makes me feel larger, especially when worn with fitted tops.

lisab613 · June 2014

I needed new shorts and I resorted to ones with an elastic waist. Yep didn't think I'd get to that point so soon but they are comfy.

thesportsgal · June 2014

Cashingn2 said:

I'm still wearing mat pants. I've nearly decided that I will just wear them forever. This is my life

Me too. I don't care anymore.

thebobloblaw · June 2014

rachel2011 said:
I told DH the other day that I pee a little when I sneeze. He said it was a turn off. Oh well, he still tries to get at me every night so I think I'm doing alright.

As far as the belly, I lovingly call it my kangaroo belly but I'm reality I hate it. Out looks gross when the cat comes over and kneads on it and it moves around like a water bed. Eww.

I plan my outfits based on which pants won't give me a muffin top and which shirt I can whip my boobs out of with the most ease.

I think we might be the same person!

thesportsgal · June 2014

Mrbatesisinnocent said:

So I just found out I can only do 50 jumping jacks, because at 51 jumping jacks I pee a little.

The other day I decided to try running and pee was coming out but I was so excited to ACTUALLY be running I didn't care. I tried to pass it off as sweat when I got home but my husband didn't buy it.

Is it going to be like this forever??

lisab613 · June 2014

emilysalley said:

lisab613 said:
I needed new shorts and I resorted to ones with an elastic waist. Yep didn't think I'd get to that point so soon but they are comfy.
Where did you buy them? I need some.

Kohls has them. Sonoma brand and they were like $20 a pair. I think they did a pretty good job concealing the elastic, or at least I hope so.

ladameperdue · June 2014

Things are all moved around inside. I can now feel the main artery in my abdomen pulsing when I lie down. Also, sex still hurts like hell (wtf, why?).

leahraewku · June 2014

Nichole10 said:

Now that it's warm out I find myself getting angry, like really really angry trying to find something to wear. I hated every second of winter but at least I could cover and conceal this flab. Now not so much.

This third child really did me in. In my mind I'm still my old size too and I find myself holding up clothes in the store (aint nobody got time to try shit on) and thinking 'oh, this will definitely fit', getting home and getting pissed when it's way too tight. .

I could have written this exact thing myself.

ameegee · June 2014

I have two things. One: I just found an old diaper in a pan I was soaking in the sink. Not sure when I put it there. Two: I was at target with LO a couple days ago and had to poo. The stall was out of tp. I remembered I had baby wipes in my purse. LO smiled as I pulled them out.

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