I just cancelled my haircut for today because I'm having an awful day and everyone is irritating me and the thought of chatting with the hairdresser made me want up jump off a building. I think I have social problems.
I just did this too!. Also because I have lost SO much hair it's embarrassing and I just am not in the mood for pity. We keep trying to find a different way to part it but it's not working anymore.
At my new job we are allowed one on-shift meal that we don't have to pay for. I am so socially awkward that I can't even cook myself a burger and fries during the slow prep time without worrying that someone will comment on it. I also almost feel like it's stealing, even though my boss tells me every day that I can cook myself something. I'm an odd one I guess.
Re: pouding, one of my best friends has a decade-old "white fungus bird's nest drink" from Vietnam in his fridge. He brought it back with him thinking he might try it one day. When it became apparent he would not, he just kept it for reasons of hilarity. It has moved with him several times. They are totally available here in Asian groceries, but he won't replace it......
Speaking of keeping gross things, I think it's weird when people keep their baby's cord stump. Teeth are different, but I draw the line at cord stumps.
Speaking of keeping gross things, I think it's weird when people keep their baby's cord stump. Teeth are different, but I draw the line at cord stumps.
People do this? Ew.
I had a few people ask if I was putting DSs cord stump in his memory box. Wtf? Uh noooo.
@LaurelBee I was on watch when Sammie got get finger caught in the door. It turned purple and then she list the nail. But the nail grew back!
I felt like complete crap for a week, but in the end my SO pointed out that no matter what the circumstances it was am accident. I of course would never do something with the thought that she could get hurt.
Be mad about the softball and Him nOt paying attention, but don't make him feel worse about DS being hurt IMO
Dh slammed Ds's finger in the hinge-side of the door last night, severing off the tip of his finger. They were able to sew it back on at the ER, but they're not sure it will "grow back on."
Confession is that I totally blame my H. I am really angry, even though it was an accident. He was rushing to leave so he could play in that effing softball league I said I didn't want him playing in last week. It was totally avoidable.
I realize this is way late to the game, and I haven;t read the rest of the thread.
This same thing happened to me when I was about 5. My brother slammed my finger in the hinge, and the tip of my finger got sliced completely off. They sewed it back on and it ended up being fine. My nail on that finger grows kinda funny, but that's it.
My brother still feels guilty about this 25 years later.
i remember the last time I brushed my hair. ahhhh, the night of Oct. 30, 2011. I was angry because my headband curls from pinterest never curled. oh, seems like it was just yesterday....
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If one more person points out that ds doesn't eat enough meat I'm going to punch them in the face. He eats veggies, fruit, whole grains, and dairy. He gets plenty of protein and iron. He doesn't fucking like meat. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY KIDS DIET.
I am having a joint party with my SIL for our kids. It's at a restaurant. I refused to do seating charts for my family because I think everyone is adults and can figure it out on their own.
And part of me was being spite file because MIL is the one that had the idea and neither one asked how I felt about it even though I'm paying for half if the party. I found out about it because DH overheard a phone conversation.
WTF? Why would you do a seating chart for a restaurant? Shit. The only reason you would need one is so the lefthanded people can have the end spots.
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Today at 3:15, there's a "Daddy Disco" dance thing at DS' daycare. I texted him that I cancelled my haircut and did he want me to pick up DS. He said "no, I'm still planning on going to this dance off thing." I was like, yeah, it's a dance not a dance off. I can't stop laughing at him thinking it was a dance off between the dads or something.
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
If one more person points out that ds doesn't eat enough meat I'm going to punch them in the face. He eats veggies, fruit, whole grains, and dairy. He gets plenty of protein and iron. He doesn't fucking like meat. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY KIDS DIET.
My kid doesn't eat meat either. Most people, well everybody by my Father, have finally shut the fuck up about it. There's nothing I can do about it and forcing the issue is just going to have the opposite results.
Today at 3:15, there's a "Daddy Disco" dance thing at DS' daycare. I texted him that I cancelled my haircut and did he want me to pick up DS. He said "no, I'm still planning on going to this dance off thing." I was like, yeah, it's a dance not a dance off. I can't stop laughing at him thinking it was a dance off between the dads or something.
This is so cute and hilarious! I bet you he has been working on his moves for days!
He's an awful dancer too. I picture him standing in our living room, sweating it out while he practices his moves for the dance off for hours instead of working.
DS is 1DAF
"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
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Speaking of pranksters, we were visiting my uncle once and his garden was overgrown with squash. Everyone who visited secretly got a squash in their bag. We found ours in the dashboard console of our rental car. My SIL found hers in her carry on, thanks to airport security X-rays. Ha.
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A guy named Jomo just called. Jomo. Pronounced Joe-Moe. This name is hilarious to me. I kept wanting to giggle on the call but nothing that we were discussing was humourous. Except Jomo.
DS is named John Nolen, and I normally call him that (both names). But DH calls him JoNo (pronounced like Joe No), and at first it was just a joke, but now more and more people are calling him that. It will be great if he's a professional sports player, but maybe he'll just go by "John."
Zoolander was one of the movies we watched, incessantly, in college while "visiting" all the garages.
Needless to say, I know it line by line.
Along with:
Night at the Roxbury
Corky Romano
Van Wilder (write that down... I don't have a pen... ok remember that)
How High (my most favorite of all the movies)
I'm forgetting some. Like I said... garages.
Half Baked?
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Dd loves looking at pictures of herself on my phone. Last I noticed a random pic of a dog in my camer roll and I couldn't figure out where it came from. I realized yesterday it was someone's avatar from here! I have no idea how it happened and I feel like a total creeper.
Omg it's you! I was looking at it thinking "who's dog is that and why is it giving me the side eye" then I saw it on here yesterday and made the connection.
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I don't know if it's the avatar or her online persona, but I feel like if I needed someone to take care of me, @je+suis=fatigue would be a nurturing caretaker. This is a confession because it sounds totally creepy I think once I type it.
Omg, I just saw this. What a sweet thing to say! Thank you so much I really needed a boost today.
I am pretty ok at taking care of sick peeps, but it probably is just the avatar. It's literally a hug. lol
Dd loves looking at pictures of herself on my phone. Last I noticed a random pic of a dog in my camer roll and I couldn't figure out where it came from. I realized yesterday it was someone's avatar from here! I have no idea how it happened and I feel like a total creeper.
Omg it's you! I was looking at it thinking "who's dog is that and why is it giving me the side eye" then I saw it on here yesterday and made the connection.
OMG, we always watched Friday... And that's why I be like, fuck Hector!
I'm dying laughing just thinking about.
Also, The Big Lebowski. Funny story, I recently found out that my dad regularly visits the garage and then watches that movie. Now we all do it together. It's kind of fun.
Re: These are my CONFESSIONS!!
Re: pouding, one of my best friends has a decade-old "white fungus bird's nest drink" from Vietnam in his fridge. He brought it back with him thinking he might try it one day. When it became apparent he would not, he just kept it for reasons of hilarity. It has moved with him several times. They are totally available here in Asian groceries, but he won't replace it......
Anyway I like the Tupperware solution.
I had a few people ask if I was putting DSs cord stump in his memory box. Wtf? Uh noooo.
I felt like complete crap for a week, but in the end my SO pointed out that no matter what the circumstances it was am accident. I of course would never do something with the thought that she could get hurt.
Be mad about the softball and Him nOt paying attention, but don't make him feel worse about DS being hurt IMO
2 Beautiful Boys 11.7.03 & 4.23.13
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Belated UO: guns should shoot smelly cord stumps and shower drain hair. Legit scary stuff right there.
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Uh no. They prevent hair from getting in the shower drain. Easy peasy.
But I need it for ammo though. And it's still scary in the drain catcher btw.Unable to even.
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MerMAN!
I'm dying laughing just thinking about.
Also, The Big Lebowski. Funny story, I recently found out that my dad regularly visits the garage and then watches that movie. Now we all do it together. It's kind of fun.
I do love your siggy.
DS2: 11.13