WTF Wednesday

Drgn30 · June 2014

Anyone mind if I start this?

Lizzy McGuire

Drgn30 · June 2014

WTF boss. thanks for having painters come in the middle of the night to completely repaint my office for no reason, only for them to leave all my furniture in the middle of the room for me to put back.

WTF neighborhood cat that keeps spraying my front door. i will MURDER you.

leenieb123 · June 2014

WTF stomach? Why do you want to eat all.the.food? You've had plenty--be satisfied because it's not even noon and there's almost no food left in the bag.

esr9435 · June 2014

WTF morning sickness! Why did you lighten up only to come back with a vengeance. I'm starting to think it's really "mourning" sickness as in you miss when you didn't feel sick ALL the time. That was 7 weeks ago for me

abcmom12 · June 2014

WTF colace, that bowl movement was no where near what it should be after 3+ days! i'm very disappointed

kimba1976 · June 2014

WTF Husband! Why do you insist on doing everything so half-assed? It's like you're purposely trying to piss me off.

ssebens · June 2014

WTF cats. It really wasn't your fault but why did you have to knock the steaming hot bowl of ramen noodles that was supposed to be dinner last night into my lap? Cause now I have burns all over the inside of my thighs and I really was miserable enough feeling sick all the time without this.

MaineMama · June 2014

WTF husband??!?! You get a phone call from some random "telemarketer" Who tells you that you "Visited a website" so now you're getting a $100 gift card. Awesome, what fucking website?! But because its just so believable you gave them our address, your name, and your birthdate. And then you assure me that you didn't give any personal information. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

I swear to jebus, when he is old he is going to wire money to a "Grandchild in legal trouble on vacation" STUPID STUPID STUPID!

CandEChicago · June 2014

ssebens said:
WTF cats. It really wasn't your fault but why did you have to knock the steaming hot bowl of ramen noodles that was supposed to be dinner last night into my lap? Cause now I have burns all over the inside of my thighs and I really was miserable enough feeling sick all the time without this.

@ssebens‌ - oh my gosh. Ouch! Are you ok?

Kim0710 · June 2014

WTF husband. I'm wearing a skirt because it fits and it's comfortable....NOT because I want you to constantly lift it up. Are you 15?!?!

LovesBooks · June 2014

Co-worker who burps extremely loudly all the time. I can hear you, as can anyone in a 20 foot radius! Maybe I shouldn't judge. I fart in my office all day since I've become pregnant. But I shut my office door so nobody can hear me

But I ALWAYS spray body mist when I do. It smells lovely in here. Really, it does!

jlskaden · June 2014

WTF charge nurse - who in their right mind would assign three patient's all to dismiss to nursing homes that morning, and of course barely anything was done for any of the dismissals. Andplusalso the second I got one out the door I got a post-op slip on my keyboard. Thank God I have today and tomorrow off to recover.

goatlady12 · June 2014

WTF self, stop being so crabby!

LittleMotherTucker · June 2014

WTF coworkers! If I go to my car to rest for my lunch break, don't SHAKE my car just as I'm falling asleep. You're lucky you still have all of your limbs!!!

P.S. I'm telling the boss you're a jerk!

AlwaysForgetful · June 2014

WTF auntie. My bedroom is no ones concern. Don''t go out into the new addition (right out side my room) and gossip about my messy room. Umm, I am sorting clothes for FIVE kids, plus weekly laundry, plus packing up my room so it can be moved into the dining room/living room so they can join the new addition to the current house (taking out the wall in my room). Let's see you do all that all neat. Oh wait, you are a hoarder.

chicorojo · June 2014

WTF DH. Thanks for forgetting my birthday. You're a dick.

hellopartyof5 · June 2014

mchacon18 said:

WTF DH. Thanks for forgetting my birthday. You're a dick.

Oh no!!! I'm sorry! Are you sure??

leenieb123 · June 2014

WTF digestive system? First you're hungry so you make me eat all the food all damn day and now you're pissed and giving me heartburn. F you.

chicorojo · June 2014

candycem said:

mchacon18 said:

WTF DH. Thanks for forgetting my birthday. You're a dick.

Oh no!!! I'm sorry! Are you sure??

I am sure he'll snap and remember at some point today. But I've talked to him fifty times today and I haven't gotten a Happy Birthday yet.

bellybuttonburp · June 2014

Ditto!

Duckie419 · June 2014

wtf face! Why are you the only thing to be gaining weight besides my bump!? It's making me so self conscious. Wtf self-esteem! Why do you care what your body is doing. You're exercising and eating healthy so just breathe. Nope! Cry over everything like a tween in junior high.

Eta because autocorrect sucks

bibliophiletory · June 2014

mchacon18 said:

mchacon18 said:

WTF DH. Thanks for forgetting my birthday. You're a dick.

Oh no!!! I'm sorry! Are you sure??
I am sure he'll snap and remember at some point today. But I've talked to him fifty times today and I haven't gotten a Happy Birthday yet.

maybe he's playing it off because he has a big surprise in store for tonight!! this year i thought my DH was half-assing my birthday by just taking me to dinner, and then he had all my friends waiting at our house for a surprise party when we got back home.

chicorojo · June 2014

bibliophiletory said:

mchacon18 said:

candycem said:

mchacon18 said:

WTF DH. Thanks for forgetting my birthday. You're a dick.

Oh no!!! I'm sorry! Are you sure??
I am sure he'll snap and remember at some point today. But I've talked to him fifty times today and I haven't gotten a Happy Birthday yet.

maybe he's playing it off because he has a big surprise in store for tonight!! this year i thought my DH was half-assing my birthday by just taking me to dinner, and then he had all my friends waiting at our house for a surprise party when we got back home.

Oh that won't happen, haha I wish. Sadly, he's just an idiot. whatever though he can just be in ass kissing mode for the rest of the week ha!

PB&J9 · June 2014

WTF emotions, making me having a crying breakdown in the middle of class over scheduling. I kept telling myself, its a just a schedule, we will figure it out but I knew the tears were coming. So I had to announce to the class "don't mind my craziness, it's pregnancy hormones, oh yea guys, I'm pregnant!"

sarasarat · June 2014

WTF body!? Yesterday I worked so hard to not take a nap (I sleep better at night if I don't). Then was up all night with acid reflux so now I'm extra tired. Awesome $:\$

And, +1 to everyone's bodies being super hungry all the time and then immediately feeling like yesterday's crap right after eating. Grr!!

kimba1976 · June 2014

WTF Husband (again)!! You're a complete jerk off this morning, to the point that I have to post on the WTF Wednesday thread. Now you're in the kitchen putting away the dishes, cooking an awesome dinner, playing with DD, you've walked the dog, and gone to the post office. Way to be all wonderful and make me feel bad for thinking bad thoughts about you!!!

nevah18 · June 2014

WTF sister of mine. I thought you were done with drugs when you got out of treatment the 22nd. You didn't even try to stay away from them, what you were clean for 48 hours after? What about your daughter she counted on you and you really blew it this time. Honestly at this point I hope her dad does get full custody because then she doesn't have to watch you fall even further. Also I really don't want you around my kids so please do not come with our mother and other sister to visit tomorrow. Get your shit together!!!

norweigan · June 2014

WTF self. Your MIL (who we are living with until we close on our house) so nicely asked you what you wanted for dinner tonight and you told her. And now after reading @ssebens 's post, all you want is ramen noodles.

I might be having 2 dinners tonight.