DH has this aweful pair of shoes that drag every last spec of dirt in the outside world into my house. He wears them through the house and it just pisses me right off. Well, after two years, he forgot them at my parents house.... So I threw them into the woods.
The worst part is, my mom found one of the shoes on her back porch. We think the neighbour's dog took it home and their neighbour politely returned it. I didn't ask what she did with it, but it reminded me of that song "the cat came back" (wait... Is that song just a Manitoba thing?)
@Teacher Clark I agree... It's pretty disturbing. I remember seeing a cartoon with the song when I was really young. Isn't there a part where the man drops the cat out of a hot air balloon?
Re: Busted...
The summer we got back together, he started asking where I put them.