I just pulled up to a gas station vacuum to clean out my car. Spent 5 minutes pulling all my shit out of it, then when I went to put in my change I noticed the Out of Order sign. FML.
It is crazy hot out today and I have no shorts, so I wore a high/low maxi dress to the grocery store. Not only did I suddenly notice how much my thigh chub rubs together now (blech), but also after about 6 steps, my knee-length slip rode up my bump so it's now a micromini. And since the bump keeps the front of the dress hem from touching my legs, I had to keep checking to make sure the front of the dress hadn't also somehow ridden up to crotch level.
Our department just got relocated to a very nice newly remodeled floor of the building... The ice machine in the break room has super awesome sonic-like crushed ice, but the filtered water dispenser is like 50 yards away from the break room, neither of which are convenient to my office!! It's like 100 yard round trip to get flipping ice water!!! What is the world coming to?!
The last day of school is Friday, so we are watching movies on the smart board and cleaning. My laptop has to be hooked up to the smart board, forcing me to bump from my phone. It took the awards thread 10 minutes to load. The horrrrror
Have I mentioned that I love you but you suck. Our last day is June 26th - 4.5 weeks. And I have a talent show and two graduations to put on in the meantime. (Although I've decided that I'm done "teaching" after this week. Other than the performances, it's all movies, computer lab music games, and singing karaoke from here on out).
I'm sorry @Salsera29! We tested a few weeks back so I've been giving the kids "work" since then, but we're all fried at this point. I think your plan sounds fabulous!
June Siggy Challenge: Dad Fails
Married 7.28.2012 DD born 7.27.2014 BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
"The bump" app on my Iphone WILL NOT OPEN the Bump Awards Acceptance speech thread. WILL.NOT. I had to drag out my laptop so that I can actually read the speeches. FWP for sure.
It is crazy hot out today and I have no shorts, so I wore a high/low maxi dress to the grocery store. Not only did I suddenly notice how much my thigh chub rubs together now (blech), but also after about 6 steps, my knee-length slip rode up my bump so it's now a micromini. And since the bump keeps the front of the dress hem from touching my legs, I had to keep checking to make sure the front of the dress hadn't also somehow ridden up to crotch level.
I had to buy closet organizers, tubs, and multiple row hangers to give my husband the micro closet in our room. I have too many clothes (half of which who knows when I'll fit into them again).
Started ttc may 2012 Me:32. Dh:31
SA- 4% morphology
Fsh:9.1 possibly not always ovulating
Hysteroscopy/lLap 7/13 resulted in polyp removal, uterine septum, and mild endo stage 1 removed
10/13 IVF #1 successful
I had to buy closet organizers, tubs, and multiple row hangers to give my husband the micro closet in our room. I have too many clothes (half of which who knows when I'll fit into them again).
When I eat my dinner in the living room on the couch (don't judge me), setting my plate on my lap is now too far away for food to safely get in my mouth.
And right now, I'm cooking something and the timer is gonna go off soon and I don't want to get out of my comfy bean bag chair (that I've dragged into the kitchen cuz my kitchen chairs are no longer comfy) to turn off the damn timer. I'd rather overcook the food than get up! (Btw, the stove is about 3 feet away from where I'm sitting)
It is crazy hot out today and I have no shorts, so I wore a high/low maxi dress to the grocery store. Not only did I suddenly notice how much my thigh chub rubs together now (blech), but also after about 6 steps, my knee-length slip rode up my bump so it's now a micromini. And since the bump keeps the front of the dress hem from touching my legs, I had to keep checking to make sure the front of the dress hadn't also somehow ridden up to crotch level.
Slips are awesome, you can wear semi-seethru stuff without the world and his dog getting to see your undergarments!
My SiL, who is awesome and I love, gave me 9 big black trash bags full of clothes from birth right up to age 5. FWP is that they were all jumbled up so it took me 2 full days to sort them into sizes and decide what to keep. Right now, they're in little hills all over MiL's office because it was the only floor space no-one was using.
I finally got around to going to the spa yesterday but my living social deals were all expired and now they're worth less than half their original value...waah
Re: 05/28 First World Problem Wednesday
I've missed you!
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015