My kid, the tub deucer

ASmallWonder · May 2014

This kid. He suffers from constipation and, as it's prone to do, sometimes the tub helps. The issue is that Aiden insists on taking a bath with Quinn so we,have had many "Everyone out of the tub NAO!" incidents where kids are then shivering on the bathmat while I drain and disinfect the tub. This little over share brought to you courtesy of me dealing with this alone tonight. Oh and the tub was filled with bath toys so they're now in a bleach bath. Gah.

weddinginthecove · May 2014

I feel for you...At least Quinn is probably feeling better now, poor thing!

Cricket81 · May 2014

I laughed so hard at the thread name and shared it with DH! Hugs and good luck with the poo!

[Deleted User] · May 2014

Your poo party doesn't sound very fun, but I had a chuckle (sorry!)

jmcgra06 · May 2014

Haha uuugh this happens to us a lot. When Anna started solids, she was a total poop-camel and we had to do suppositories PLUS putting her into the baby bath and encouraging her to poop in it. I actually bought a fish next from PetCo. It was horrific. I love this child more than I love not having poop on my hands?

momofcatan · May 2014

I laughed out loud at the title. We have had a similar experience except I pulled DD out of the tub and had her poop onto a piece of toilet paper while lying on the bath mat. I thought about holding her over the toilet but she was straining so hard I needed to hold her legs to her chest for her.

ASmallWonder · May 2014

@jmcgra06 I NEED to get a fish net, seriously.

HelgaFunk · May 2014

Two weeks ago, while giving Olivia a bath, I told my husband, "I probably shouldn't say this out loud because as soon as I do it'll happen, but Olivia is almost one and hasn't pooped in the tub yet". Yeah. Wrong thing to say because literally less than five minutes later she got poop face and left a huge slug of a poo on the bottom of the tub. So gross. Of course it was grosser for my husband since I made him clean it out.

jmcgra06 · May 2014

HelgaFunk said:

Two weeks ago, while giving Olivia a bath, I told my husband, "I probably shouldn't say this out loud because as soon as I do it'll happen, but Olivia is almost one and hasn't pooped in the tub yet". Yeah. Wrong thing to say because literally less than five minutes later she got poop face and left a huge slug of a poo on the bottom of the tub. So gross. Of course it was grosser for my husband since I made him clean it out.

Haha at least he was there!! Every time Anna does it, Dad's working late or on a business trip. I feel like a cartoon character looking back and forth between her/herpoop/hertub and the toilet, and I couldn't figure out how to scoop out a questionably-independent baby from a poop-tub and get rid of the poop without spilling the bathwater all over the floor. I'm like having flashbacks!

ASmallWonder · May 2014

winesconstantly said:

L pooped in the tub once. Gave me a false sense of security. G is a repeat offender and the good news is the tub is very well scrubbed at all times.

This is us exactly! A only ever did it once.

ASmallWonder · May 2014

^OMG I've only gotten in the tub once with either kid and it's only because we were traveling and Q wasn't able to sit up and it was the easiest way to bathe him. I was freaking out the entire time lol

No longer the best · May 2014

A fish net!!!! I have a little toy one for M but that would be inappropriate I suppose. I will buy a fish net! He only ever poops in the tub for me

jmcgra06 · May 2014

OLJ1010 said:

@elmoali‌ I saw this in Toys R Us today and it made me think of this thread. You guise. This is real. It was also on clearance (I wonder why?) She makes bubbles and fart noises when you press her belly button.

Hahaha that is horrific - I always wonder what the round table discussion on these type of items sounds like...

"Okay, Jay - How about a baby that poops in the tub when you push her belly button, then?"

"BRILLIANT!"

The girl on the box's face is priceless.

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