Lets talk about sex.

mamabear214 · May 2014

Lets stop talking about the same old stuff.

Where is the most inappropriate place you've had sex? Fooling around doesn't count since that tends to be easier to get away with. I'm talking about full on sex.

For me it was probably when I was about 16, I was watching my 5 year old sister with my BF (now H) and she was totally zoned out watching spongebob. We had sex on the couch at the back of the room while she was sitting on the floor in front of the TV about 10 feet away from us. We were quiet and in the spooning position, so she never even caught on. I almost feel bad about it now, but it is what it is.

We were kind of desperate to fit it in whenever we could back then. Haha.

Now spill it.

MollyHooper · May 2014

MILs couch. It's where FI (now H) and I made DS1

chase16 · May 2014

Arms Room. (Where they keep all the weapons). FI was the unit armorer at the time, and I met him in his arms room and we had a quickie.

Also various offices over the years I've been in the Army. Apparently I have a thing for doing it on government property.

cblakin · May 2014

the backseat of my BFs explorer in the parking lot of the train station. it was around noon, and some guy walked by (it was super packed and busy) and started yelling at us. we were 20 or something, and hadn't seen each other for a few weeks.

lckcdc3 · May 2014

Mile high club. It wasn't sexy and not all that fun. But I suppose it's a badge of honor. We were flying to Denver .. Mile high city, Mile high club lol. It was an early flight and the plane was pretty empty.

aelhunt · May 2014

Totally flame worthy on a BMB but in a nursing room at the mall. Rocking chair, locked room and it was go time.

mamabear214 · May 2014

I think we've hit every piece of furniture in every room in both of our parents houses in the last 8 years.. and my parents have lived in three different houses since we got together.

Once after spending the night while I was still in HS, MIL asked if we could keep it down at night because she liked to get her sleep. It was super awkward.

We've also done it on the side of the road in the car after not seeing each other for weeks.

luvbrettnizzy · May 2014

My H and I used to to have sex in the bathroom at our friends parties. Our friends eventually caught on and still give us shit for it!

My 4 year old son was conceived in a wash (I live in Arizona, think dry riverbed) at a fancy resort on Valentines day!

kareik01 · May 2014

4th of July celebration with Hs whole family. His brother was lighting fireworks and we were kind of off to the side of the rest of the family, maybe by 15 or 20 feet. Blankets and sleeping bags kept us "discreet"...I hope.

Or the softball field in my hometown in my car. I think we were too loud because a cop drove by literally as I got back in my own seat. The softball field is near an elderly housing community.

andatcdc · May 2014

I like this thread!!

- in an equipment room inside the locker room of a professional baseball team

- in a room with my BF's daughter who was 2 or 3

- behind a grade school

- in a laundry room of an apartment building

Venus04 · May 2014

Bathroom at a wedding reception hosted in the bride's grandma's house. We could hear people talking in the kitchen right outside the door. Good times.

shaylagirl · May 2014

College band hall (after hours).
Used auto sale lot (after hours).
Same room as my sleeping son.
Parent's bed(Gross on reflection).

I feel like I'm missing some.

dogperson11 · May 2014

Front seat of a 2 door Ford Focus in a restaurant parking lot (high school boyfriend).

Front seat of my husbands truck, dead of winter, while out hunting rabbits. Was the first alone time we'd had in 2 weeks and we'd only been married a month.

mislogis · May 2014

Top of a parking garage after a Prince concert overlooking concert goers $:\$ ">

That and on the beach at HHI on a chair storage box at night. Dark, no kids, sound of the ocean and just a bit of moonlight. Happy to be going back there next weekend!

KittyMisha · May 2014

In the bushes in a public park in the middle of the day. (High school boyfriend.)

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KUGirl09 · May 2014

Ex Husband was a teacher at a Jr. High. School was not in session (summer), and we did it on a student desk.

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allygirl520 · May 2014

Hmm, once in college in the backseat of my car... In a church parking lot..

And once in the office of a restaurant where my husband and I used to work.

Raclla · May 2014

We always sneak off to the bathroom at friends parties. Heck, we sometimes disappear to our own bathroom at our parties.

I miss drunk sex.

rockyrollgirl · May 2014

Nothing too exciting.

-Up against his truck on the side of the road overlooking the city.

-Bathroom of friend's cabin in Big Bear. Everyone was still eating breakfast.

ASecretChord · May 2014

* On my apartment balcony (high rise with hundreds of other windows around)

* In the stairwell of his apartment complex

* Not full on sex, but a BJ in the back of an NY city cab going up 8th Avenue. I know it doesn't count as sex-sex but I was pretty proud of myself.

ungraceful13 · May 2014

In his bunk bed while his roommate was sleeping on the top bunk.
In the car in the church parking lot.
In the car in lots of public places.
His parents bed.
The shared bath in my college dorm while people were waiting to use the shower.
In a hot tub while people were drinking and talking to us on the porch.

Ktorrisi · May 2014

The walk in refrigerator at my job. I was 18.
A public pool
The ocean at the beach (surrounded by ppl but it just looked like we were being cuddly)
A shed
Can't think of any others at the moment lol

wandsandwine · May 2014

Office of the place we both used to work
Hiking trail at a popular park
Friends trampoline while friends were inside at a party
On the beach

schnookee · May 2014

In the church parking lot across the street from my husbands parents house. @ungraceful13‌ hey fellow church girl!

raquelynn714 · May 2014

Top of a local neighborhood big toy. Oh drunken college days. At least it ended up being DH. 8->

Jentech84 · May 2014

I love threads like these

- on the back of his parent's boat (right in plain view of any boaters if they happened to go by) while we floated along the St Lawrence river
- on the staircase of his brother/SIL's house when we checked in/collected mail while they were on their honeymoon
- during a wedding reception at a restaurant, in the booths only slightly hidden from the dance floor with nearly every other guest dancing away just on the other side of the plants blocking us!

Russiandea12 · May 2014

In the ocean, with lots of other people around. Wasn't great, but got to check it off the bucket list.

haliebabyx3 · May 2014

MrsDuarte8185 said:

So, I think I have the most boring sex life of anyone on this board. It doesn't help that I haven't been allowed to have any for the past 4 months.

*sigh*

I second the first part, I'm boring. Although, I can have it right now. If it helps, I feel like a whale when we do decide to and it's uncomfortable.

The most I have is in his truck on the side of a road and in my driveway. Though we always felt rebellious when doing it at his house with his parents in the other room, they were SUPER strict on him and would have freaked out if they found out. People used to be so surprised when I'd tell them how strict they were on him at 24.

Allison7 · May 2014

High School: in the back of my SUV at a drive in, in the bonus room that didn't have a door at my parents - but I was always so scared of being caught

College: in lower bunk bed with bf's roommate in the top bunk, in the sorority suite (at night, but very forbidden), in the bathroom at bars and parties, in the dorm living room

Post College: in the car in a parking lot with DH because we hadn't seen each other in weeks, in his grandma's house with his family in other rooms

I feel kind of bad the DH and I didn't get the adventuresome college days together...but we were post college and had our own places, so we didn't need to do it in as many risky places

bkcgraham · May 2014

In the unisex bathroom at a reception hall in our town - every time there is a wedding there. Which is at least once a year. Worst part is our friends have caught on to what we are doing and try to "catch us". So not easy to do when a bunch of idiots are banging on the door.

kdaugherty4 · May 2014

Backseat of my car in a drugstore parking lot..... or on a picnic table in a campground

enigmasara · May 2014

MrsDuarte8185 said:

So, I think I have the most boring sex life of anyone on this board. It doesn't help that I haven't been allowed to have any for the past 4 months.

*sigh*

Same here for the first part. The most exciting place was in the ocean, off of a semi-private beach, while on our honeymoon in Grand Cayman. We were the only people around.

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