My son requested a mohawk, dyed teal since he is out of school and they cant wear colored hair to school.
Needless to say, he's currently playing Minecraft with a bag over his head waiting on the teal to set.
Your turn.
Sorry, not sorry about my grass. New lawnmower part is being delivered this afternoon.
                 
                
Re: In this week's episode of "Why I am a bad parent".. UPDATED PIP
And both kids are still in pajamas at 11am. My 10 month old may or may not be cruising around sans pants as well.
I am so glad I live in a big city. I see kids with Mohawks all over. Plus I have read that dying your hair helps keep the devil out...
Bad parenting moment ( more funny to me)
DD: mom, what's the difference between sunscreen and sunblock?
Me: nothing at all! it's like calling a butt a booty, same thing just a different word.
( thinking that through after I said it, totally could have used another analogy)
I mentioned at work that my kids get to pick whatever shows they want and someone actually said to me "sounds like somebody's kids are spoiled. "
Yesterday my 3 year old didn't have clean underwear, all in the laundry lazy me hasn't done yet, so I put on her swimsuit bottoms.
I'm not even nominated or in the running anymore, just an interested spectator
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My moment was last night. My 8 yr old DD came down stairs and caught me scarfing down a big bowl of ice cream. BUSTED. So naturally she starts hinting about wanting ice cream and blah blah blah. I tell her she can have two scoops if she does 10 burpees. My kid has no coordination what so ever. But she was down cuz well...Ice cream duh. DH showed her what a burpee looks like and she knocked all 10 out and it was probably one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.