A conversation with my Husband

Husband: You know I'll go to the concert with you if you need someone to go with, right? 
Me: Really?
Husband: Yes, of course.  It'll probably be fun.  I'm sure I'd have a good time.
Me:  Thanks!  But, um, that might make things a bit awkward when Harry asks me to run away with him.
Husband:  I don't think I have to worry about that.
Me:  Why's that?
Husband:  More likely he'd want you to go shopping with him or something, and then we'd both go to the mall with him, and then I'd ask him about his bike, and he'd complain that it's always breaking down, and I'd tell him I'd come over and help him work on it. 
Me:  Is that so?
Husband:  Yes.  And then one day he'd call me up, and I'd disappear with him, and you'd never see me again.
Me:  So what you're saying is, you want to run away with Harry?
Husband:  ..............

And all this time I thought he was a directionator.  Turns out he wants Harry all for himself.  LOL.