TMI Tuesday

AnnieRoo13 · May 2014

I haven't seen this yet and I don't know if just anyone can start it, but I'm going to!

Give me your grossest ladies.

missnacholover · May 2014

I have a GIANT zit on my neck and I'm very excited about popping this sucker when I get home from work.

brooklyngirl18 · May 2014

ok i'm warning you this is really gross....i have an ingrown hair in my boob that i can't get out unless i preform surgery on myself. it's so fucking gross. i don't know what to do.

::hanging my head in shame::

AnnieRoo13 · May 2014

AeandJb said:
My man in the canoe is very itchy

It took my way too long to figure that out and now I love it!!!

brooklyngirl18 · May 2014

AnnieRoo13 said:

My man in the canoe is very itchy
It took my way too long to figure that out and now I love it!!!

ive been sitting here trying to figure it out! what is it?

FirstBabyDoyle · May 2014

@brooklyngirl18‌ My guess is Canoe= vag and clit= man. Am I right?!?

DoubleUp8 · May 2014

I went into the bathroom at work because I really needed to poop. One of the things I read about preventing constipation was when you have to go, go! There was someone in the bathroom already (there are 3 stalls). The person was being really quiet, not peeing or getting paper, so I think I caught a pooper mid poop. Normally, as a courtesy to the pooper, I would have peed quick and come back later for my own privacy, but I am not constipated yet, and I will do what ever it takes to prevent it. So, I just went, had a a good BM, and left the poor pooper with a stinky bathroom. Sorry mystery pooper!

Sunshinehippymama · May 2014

brooklyngirl18 said:

AnnieRoo13 said:

My man in the canoe is very itchy
It took my way too long to figure that out and now I love it!!!

ive been sitting here trying to figure it out! what is it?

Its her vagina

Mine has been too aside like the day i got pregnant, i think its because my hair us growing super slow and it takes forever to get past the stubble stage lol.

I have been so ridiculously constipated since the beginning of this pregnancy that the only way i can actually take a poo is if I'm squatting on my toilet as if i was shitting in the woods lmao... Its nit a fun thing, but i can't help but laugh every time i poop

brooklyngirl18 · May 2014

Sunshinehippymama said:

AnnieRoo13 said:

My man in the canoe is very itchy
It took my way too long to figure that out and now I love it!!!
ive been sitting here trying to figure it out! what is it?
Its her vagina Mine has been too aside like the day i got pregnant, i think its because my hair us growing super slow and it takes forever to get past the stubble stage lol. I have been so ridiculously constipated since the beginning of this pregnancy that the only way i can actually take a poo is if I'm squatting on my toilet as if i was shitting in the woods lmao... Its nit a fun thing, but i can't help but laugh every time i poop

ahh got it. i was thinking this but wasn't sure if i was being a perv or not.

AnnieRoo13 · May 2014

I had to poop before I left for work but when I tried to go nothing happened so I figured that by the time I got there and had my tea I would be able to go. Well not even 5 minutes into my drive I had to go so badly I was in physical pain and had to sit on one butt cheek only to try and keep myself from going. I should mention my commute is about 35 minutes so needless to say it was a long drive.

sweetbabyrahe · May 2014

My allergies are driving me crazy. So much clear snot is coming out of me it is ridiculous. I think my brain matter must be slowly liquifying.

mander82 · May 2014

We had steak on the grill at my in laws yesterday. DH was eating a piece with a knife and fork, he cut a piece of fat off and gave it to his dad. his dad ate it.

I could have vomited, meanwhile he was raving about how its the best steak fat he's had in a long time.

brichar31 · May 2014

Seems like just in the last week I can't hold in my farts like I used too! Normally if I was around other people I'd hold it...even if it hurt my belly but lately they've been squeaking out leaving me mortified and they STINK.

kebauslaugh · May 2014

I've considered it...long road trip, sleeping baby, can't hold it any longer! Glad I'm not alone!!!

cindyNmark2010 · May 2014

@sweetbabyrahe Ditto....I'm just getting over it but I didn't know that much could come out of one person!!! Hope you feel better!

@mander82 I caught a piece of chicken fat yesterday and almost lost my bbq lunch Gross!!!

My TMI....looks like I'm getting a terrible itchy burning heat rash under my boob, just one boob. So not cool. I'm pretty sure my mom jinxed me with it because she was preggers with me during the summer and always tells me about the terrible heat rash she had.

mommymeg143 · May 2014

My leg hair is so long, I could possibly braid it. We went to the lake this weekend and I wore a bathing suit. We also went to the race and I wore shorts. I have no shame in showing my hairy legs.

mommymeg143 · May 2014

brichar31 said:

Seems like just in the last week I can't hold in my farts like I used too! Normally if I was around other people I'd hold it...even if it hurt my belly but lately they've been squeaking out leaving me mortified and they STINK.

YES!! I almost let one go in a meeting today. How horrible would that have been?

lil_shocker · May 2014

Taking my pants off is the best part of my day.

cindyNmark2010 · May 2014

lil_shocker said:

Taking my pants off is the best part of my day.

Don't forget your bra. Lettin' 'em fly free is the best part of MY day.

ETA: words...hard. Need Pizza.

lil_shocker · May 2014

Oh I don't like not wearing a bra. I like the support, especially if it's DH's hands

Sunshinehippymama · May 2014

cindyNmark2010 said:
@sweetbabyrahe Ditto....I'm just getting over it but I didn't know that much could come out of one person!!! Hope you feel better!
@mander82 I caught a piece of chicken fat yesterday and almost lost my bbq lunch Gross!!!

My TMI....looks like I'm getting a terrible itchy burning heat rash under my boob, just one boob. So not cool. I'm pretty sure my mom jinxed me with it because she was preggers with me during the summer and always tells me about the terrible heat rash she had.

Please if it stays too long get it checked out just in case, my friend had a rash she thought was a heat rash on the underside of her boob and it turned out to be precancerous

i don't want anyone to have to go through that. I hate to be a worry wort, but i must keep others safe if possible

MindyAndRyan · May 2014

My hair has gotten really thick and long. It was driving me crazy, so tonight I shaved it.

I'm talking about butt-crack hair. *sigh*

cindyNmark2010 · May 2014

Sunshinehippymama said:

@sweetbabyrahe Ditto....I'm just getting over it but I didn't know that much could come out of one person!!! Hope you feel better!
@mander82 I caught a piece of chicken fat yesterday and almost lost my bbq lunch Gross!!!

My TMI....looks like I'm getting a terrible itchy burning heat rash under my boob, just one boob. So not cool. I'm pretty sure my mom jinxed me with it because she was preggers with me during the summer and always tells me about the terrible heat rash she had.
Please if it stays too long get it checked out just in case, my friend had a rash she thought was a heat rash on the underside of her boob and it turned out to be precancerous i don't want anyone to have to go through that. I hate to be a worry wort, but i must keep others safe if possible

Pretty positive it's just heat rash but thanks for the heads up...will bring it up at my appt next week. Unfortunately there's a family history of breast cancer....so the girls are extra checked regularly even though I'm only 33... :squish go the boobs:

lizgrace03 · May 2014

DoubleUp8 said:

I went into the bathroom at work because I really needed to poop. One of the things I read about preventing constipation was when you have to go, go! There was someone in the bathroom already (there are 3 stalls). The person was being really quiet, not peeing or getting paper, so I think I caught a pooper mid poop. Normally, as a courtesy to the pooper, I would have peed quick and come back later for my own privacy, but I am not constipated yet, and I will do what ever it takes to prevent it. So, I just went, had a a good BM, and left the poor pooper with a stinky bathroom. Sorry mystery pooper!

This reminds me of the Pooping at Work video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4jfxAVaDFw&feature=kp. It's very hard to follow these rules when pregnant.

@MindyandRyan you had me fooled for a minute!!

snarkylibrarian · May 2014

I was constipated so bad that once it finally came out, I started bleeding. I thought I'd ask one of my coworkers for a pantyliner, since I know that she keeps them in her locker. She thought that meant I was losing the baby and started freaking out and I reassured her, "Nope, don't worry, just bleeding out of my ass."

Thankfully, we are close enough that it didn't gross her out that bad...we couldn't stop laughing about it all day.

ssstephanie214 · May 2014

I ripped one fart for a whole city block today

LittleLadyAKS · May 2014

Someone please tell me they're having outrageous hair growth on their belly. Not only do I have a treasure trail, but it extends above my belly button several inches. The ones closest to my belly button are stupid long and so dark! Yuck!

LittleLadyAKS · May 2014

@flutterbuggie‌ I'm glad I'm not alone! Some days I'm like "do I shave it? Wax it? Trim it?" And then I decide I'm lazy and don't care because no one will see it besides me and DH. Not sure I'll be braving a swimsuit this year.

lisaren · May 2014

Y'all just ain't right.
:-?

Allyvaughan86 · May 2014

LittleLadyAKS said:
@flutterbuggie‌ I'm glad I'm not alone! Some days I'm like "do I shave it? Wax it? Trim it?" And then I decide I'm lazy and don't care because no one will see it besides me and DH. Not sure I'll be braving a swimsuit this year.

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Do not shave it!!! I did and while it looked ok for about a day, it started growing back and is just awful now! Last week I painfully plucked most of them and shaved the rest but it grows SO fast! I've also thought about getting it waxed when it gets closer to vacation!

NunyaBennis · May 2014

I'm a little late, but I had a great poo this weekend! It just so happened to have transpired in the woods, and was so huge that when I reached back to wipe (thank goodness I stuck a wad of tp in my pocket!), I blindly poked a finger in it. I pity the hunter that stumbles across that pile.

alexgenie · June 2014

SarahMaureenF said:
I'm burping so much, and they're these new weird tiny burps that sound like I'm saying "psst" all the time. My husband is driving me crazy imitating them!

I just laughed SOOOO hard at this, tears streaming down my face, unable to breathe kind of laughter! My hubby was like "What? What is it?" And I read it out to him in my squeaky laughing voice and he laughed but didn't find it as funny as I did!

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