Mortified- please tell me I am not the only one

lil_shocker · May 2014

Full warning, this may be TMI....

So ladies, I was brushing my teeth this morning, and that didn't go over so well. It made me vomit which isn't anything new to me, but I wish I could say that vomit was all that came out.

As I was hanging my head in the toliet throwing up, I couldn't control my pelvic floor muscles and ended up peeing all over the floor.

Now, I am a STM, so I am used to a little piddle coming out with sneezing, hard coughing, belly laughing. But this was a whole new level. And I feel so embarrassed by it, especially since it made me late to work since I had to clean up it.

Please tell me that we've all had some moments like this!

mamatohne · May 2014

I have done it alot, not with pregnancy but anytime I throw up from drinking too much. Eh piss happens

missnacholover · May 2014

Want to hear a disgusting, classy story????

I'm warning you, it's gross.

So, this one time, back in my younger days, I had a wee bit too much wine. I woke up in the middle of the night with the wine shits. Shat my brains out.

But wait. i'm gonna puke too.

So I flip around, bare ass, and puke. Into my shit. Now, I wasn't hugging the bowl, more bent over it, but still, Ewwwwww.

I'm so gross.

Nachos anyone?

cindyNmark2010 · May 2014

Totally had to change my pants one day last week.....the liner I was wearing was of absolutely no use. I'm with ya!!

Kristy774 · May 2014

Oh yea!

AnnieRoo13 · May 2014

I can't say that I have ever peed while vomiting- farted yes, but I've never peed myself.

Here's a vomit story to make you feel better about yourself though. When I went for my blood work after getting my BFP they had some trouble because the blood stopped partway through the 6 vials they took. I started getting really hot and ended up fainting. When I woke up I had three nurses holding me up and I had vomited all over myself. They wouldn't let me leave and made me call someone to pick me up. DH had just started his new job and was an hour away so I had to call my MIL who didn't yet know I was KU. My MIL came and they covered me in the paper that covers the doctor's examination beds so no one would see my vomity outfit. I ended up having to call in sick to work. Super mortifying.

montella1064 · May 2014

This has happened to me at least 5 times this pregnancy.

lil_shocker · May 2014

I feel so much better. Thank you.

TC0514 · May 2014

I pee my self every time I puke these days. In fact I refuse to get dressed in the morning until after my first vomit session. It's embarrassing but what can ya do!? STM here too!

phdprocrastinator · May 2014

This happens every time I vomit. Most the time it's just a little, but if I have a particularly bad heave, I can empty my bladder.

I vomit on the regular, too...

Maelara · May 2014

It happens to me all the time. Last pregnancy, I had to actually throw my bath mat out.

Nfranco973 · May 2014

I did it in front of DH one morning before work! I was so embarrassed lol he jokingly called me peepee pants all day. We both ended up late to work because I had to go back in the shower and change my clothes.

brooklyngirl18 · May 2014

missnacholover said:

Want to hear a disgusting, classy story????

I'm warning you, it's gross.

So, this one time, back in my younger days, I had a wee bit too much wine. I woke up in the middle of the night with the wine shits. Shat my brains out.

But wait. i'm gonna puke too.

So I flip around, bare ass, and puke. Into my shit. Now, I wasn't hugging the bowl, more bent over it, but still, Ewwwwww.

I'm so gross.

Nachos anyone?

i wish i could say this hasn't happened to me. back in my college days i spent more than a few mornings on the bowl with my head in the garbage. also, early in this pregnancy i had a nasty stomach bug and had diarrhea and was puking at the same time. i thought my insides were melting out of my body.

Sunshinehippymama · May 2014

For the last 2 years i can't push to fart or i pee myself, and being pregnant has made that a lot worse.... A loiottttt worse

carcrashheart · May 2014

I didn't know I had this until I got a stomach bug early on in pregnancy this time around. I would literally have a huge puddle on the floor and be totally soaked from the vag down. A mom suggested I mention it to my OB to see about a referral for PT. A few moms in my group have done PT for various vagina & co. reasons and swear by it. I hope to remember to mention it. She said that peeing at any time other than on purpose isn't normal, not even as a sneezing STM. I can live with sometimes peeing when I sneeze or cough but full on pissing is not cool. DH walks around the house going "but it's cool to pee your pants!"

ColtiersMom · May 2014

Every time I sneeze I have to tighter my pelvic floor muscles because I might trickle a little bit. It has gotten better but after DS was born and for the next two years I was hardly ever that lucky

lil_shocker · May 2014

Yeah, I may check into pt after the baby is born. Until then I think I need to switch up my pelvic exercises and see if that can help.

tigerpawie · May 2014

I've been snissing lately. During puking up heartburn few times, I've peed... *hangs head in shame*. It was hard painful retching tho. I thought I was gonna blow an eye but peed my pants instead.

Yeah. PT will help. I had a problem needing to pee few times during running. I stopped going to the gym because bathroom was too far! I now have my own treadmill. But I miss spinning swimming etc! Anyways. Getting off point here. I did a lot of research. My masseuse recommended a specific vitamin or herb. Research specified that kegels help somewhat but what really helps is building your pelvic floor which is focusing on your glutes. I started doing a lot of glute work. I could tell my problem was starting to improve... Then the BFP... I will have to start all over again.

creativesoul83 · May 2014

Not alone. Just call me puddle pants McGee. It irritates me so bad. I don't want to wear depends

jlove253 · May 2014

Ugh. I did this full on bladder emptying once. I was crying because we'd just gotten home from a trip and I was so sick and couldn't find my zofran. And the crying made me gag, which made me puke, and pee. It was such a low. Sad we can commiserate.

Side note- why does tmi Tuesday make me green, but this thread was totally fine?

mb314 · May 2014

I haven't thrown up much, but I have coughed really hard a few times, and pissed my pants. Time to do those Kegels I keep putting off!

phdprocrastinator · May 2014

carcrashheart said:

I didn't know I had this until I got a stomach bug early on in pregnancy this time around. I would literally have a huge puddle on the floor and be totally soaked from the vag down. A mom suggested I mention it to my OB to see about a referral for PT. A few moms in my group have done PT for various vagina & co. reasons and swear by it. I hope to remember to mention it. She said that peeing at any time other than on purpose isn't normal, not even as a sneezing STM. I can live with sometimes peeing when I sneeze or cough but full on pissing is not cool. DH walks around the house going "but it's cool to pee your pants!"

I spoke to my OB about this when I got my IUD out. She said she'd save the referral until after #2 was born, as any benefits will likely be erased. So for now, I try to do Kegels whenever I think about them. Like right now.

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