I think I'd be more old school like Warrant's "Cherry Pie." Love the butt rock stripper jams. Or maybe Marilyn Manson's cover of "Tainted Love." That song always made me feel humpy.
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I'm partial to Def Leopard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me." In my younger days there may have been a table dance or two to this song, so I would think it would translate well to the pole/clothing removal.
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either Pussy Liquor by Rob Zombie, or The Rapture by Puscifer. I challenge you to NOT dance like a sexy motherfucker to that song. It makes me horny....lmao.
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Well, since I am a huge country fan, I would totally strip to 'Bottoms Up' by Brantley Gilbert.
There are several I might actually strip to, but I line danced for so many years that my instinct would be to do that instead of strip and I think it would get weird rather quickly. I don't really see Strip Line Dancing becoming the next big thing for some peculiar reason :-q
I would be the worst stripper ever. I win guys over with my personality. I don't let them see me dance. Or eat (food on my face/on my clothes situation).
I used to be a dancer, not the naked kind. I did dancing in clubs like when I lived in NYC I danced on Club Mtv a few times, but it was mostly in hip hop clubs to get people up. Now, I can't jiggle for nothing. I'm all messed up dancing.
I love strippers!!!! When I was in beauty school there were 3 strip clubs across the street and they would come in to get their hair and make up done . I loved their stories. One of them asked me if I wanted to come try for one night. At that point in my life I'm so surprised I didn't do it. I wish I would of!
So this thread suddenly has me thinking of Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies where her husband makes her strip but shes doesn't know it's her husbands. She had some great legs in that movie.
I love that movie! That scene is great! Probably how my stripping debut would end.
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hahaha this is cracking me up! i can't dance to save my life but i think i have to go with my girl britney 'i'm a slave for you'. she's a hot mess but i love her and she can shake that ass
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I would dance to Pony by Ginuwine
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So maybe my stripper song would be "Rump Shaker" by Wreckz-N-Effect.
ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long
Coincidentally (or not?) it was also the song hubby and I walked into our wedding reception to!
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There are several I might actually strip to, but I line danced for so many years that my instinct would be to do that instead of strip and I think it would get weird rather quickly. I don't really see Strip Line Dancing becoming the next big thing for some peculiar reason :-q
Actually, I'd probably strip to "Candy Shop".
https://youtu.be/B9rSBcoX9ak
especially at 2:23 and 2:53
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