Yes, you are friends with my MIL. No we've never met. Thanks for asking if we planned on having our children five years apart or if we struggled with IF, because it really is your business how my daughter came into existence. And no, you will not wake my sleeping daughter up so you can get a snuggle in.
Signed, back the fuck off my kid or I'll TP you,
First we had you.

Then we had you.
Now we are complete.
Re: Dear lady I don't know,
Then we had you.
Now we are complete.
In regards to the "was the big gap planned?" I told her that's just the way it is and left it at that. And when she asked to hold DD, i flat out told her "no. She's sleeping. She's being left alone."
Then we had you.
Now we are complete.
I had a pharmacy cashier ask me if DH and I are using condoms for contraception right now - not a pharmacist, a cashier - I wanted to tell her that we're banging like animals and just making a mess where we please, but I figured it would be better to just walk away. Why are irrelevant strangers so obsessed with our sex lives...?
Natural miscarriage @ 8 weeks - 3/8/2005
Big Brother "Skippy" born - 2/28/2007
Missed miscarriage - (EDD 3/5/2013) - D&E @ 11 weeks - 8/8/2012
"Hen" (EDD 6/7/2013) - born sleeping @ 19 weeks - 1/15/2013
"G-Unit" born - 4/14/2014 and he's 100% perfection!!
BFP: 7/5/10 EDD: 3/13/11 Miscarriage 8/1/10 at 8 weeks
BFP: 10/30/10 EDD: 7/7/11 Born 7/11//11 7lb12oz, 20 in.
BFP: 7/30/13 EDD: 4/9/14 Born right on time on his due date! 8lb10oz, 21.5 in.
Awesome prophetic fortune cookie: Love is a present that can be given every single day you live