Monday Bitchfest

salsy2012 · May 2014

It's Monday (even though it doesn't feel like one).

Let the bitching commence!

poofwok · May 2014

Lightning crotch on and off for a few hours now. I'm fucking done. Just stoooooooopppppp.

salsy2012 · May 2014

My husband was wide awake at 6 this morning and apparently instead of just letting me sleep he really wanted to try and talk to me about stupid things.

So instead of sleeping in, I was awoken to talk about how he was having pizza for breakfast and how he was going to save me a piece.

Thanks babe. Now go away!

caballablanca · May 2014

I've got a pain in my back on the left side right around the rib area. Way to ruin my sleep.

Also we've had drought all through the spring when the pools are closed. Now that they are open it's raining on our parade.

. I just want to float around even though the water is still chilly.

chase16 · May 2014

Rocklahoma was kinda a bust this year. The lineup wasn't great, which we knew going in, but last year the in between bands were decent, so we hoped for the same this year. Nope. All the lesser known bands were really hard.. And I hate screaming. It's not music. So I sat through 8 hours of screaming, sober, for 3 days waiting for the headliners, none of which were great. On top of that, on Saturday night FI and I split a funnel cake that made us both so sick we left in the middle of the night and stayed in a hotel. Lame.

Dawn5481 · May 2014

We have a new woman at work who constantly smells like cigarettes. My sense of smell is still through the roof and I gag when I'm around her.

vk2204 · May 2014

I am at work today. Granted it is by choice, I am using my holiday on Friday so I don't have to go back to work after my glucose test.

I spent so much money on maternity clothes this weekend and am worrying myself over making sure I wear everything enough to prove it wasn't a waste of money.

I sat in the sun yesterday for like 20 minutes and I was a sweaty mess. I need to find like whole body deodorant.

ashleylucke · May 2014

Found out this morning that our childcare for LO has fallen through. I had it all set up from the moment I found out I was pregnant and now I am stressed to the max!!! Hoping something will work out!

Danielle0989 · May 2014

The satellite stopped working this morning, So they have to send a tech out tomorrow. Stupid Directv. thank God DH and I will be gone most of today. First world problems. Hahaha. Also, if my DH doesn't take out the trash before we leave, I might just punch him.

Cat&S · May 2014

The cats' litter box is in our laundry room. Yesterday, the cat pooped on the floor outside of the box, jumped up on the dryer where I'd JUST stacked clean laundry, and knocked it onto the floor. Into the poop. And it was dish cloths, dish towels, and MY PANTIES.

Cat is lucky he's cute. X(

lookame3639 · May 2014

If cooperate offices are closed for holidays (easter, memorial day, thanksgiving, ect) then the stores shouldn't be open either.

BabyM82714 · May 2014

I'm in healthcare so I never get a holiday off! I chose this career field and I know its what is expected but damnit while everyone spends the time off with your family I'm taking care of your other family members in the nursing homes and hospitals. But I will say that my residents have very much become my family, after 4 years of working directly with most of them, and spending holidays is nice for them because some don't get visitors. I know they appreciate and that's what matters.

slippintrippn84 · May 2014

I'm On Call and have been up since 3:30am fixing stuff for work. As soon as I fix something, then go back and lay down and start to drift off to sleep, I get another freaking phone call about something else.
Haven't been back to sleep yet, but now I've worked enough that don't have to burn a PTO day for the holiday.
Silver lining - a nap is in my immediate future

Weezy2012 · May 2014

I have been prepping for going out of town next weekend for my baby shower and it feels like just about all of my relatives are going rogue off registry. I honestly don't care if I sound like a brat right now but WTF???

Nuclearcupcake · May 2014

I'm ready for my guests to go the fuck home. My mom came up and brought my 16 yr old cousin. The cousin WAS supposed to help but hasn't done shit all weekend. He just lounged around and took up couch space. He just watched me vacuum the stairs without a word even though he knew I really wanted him to do it. They also dropped the remote behind the couch and wouldn't get it. So I told them to get off their asses and I moved the couch that was "to heavy" for them.

mislogis · May 2014

I just want to lay out today, and I can't get comfortable. Lounge chair, reg chair, nothing is comfortable. I know, first world problem, but we will be at the beach in less than two weeks. I dint remember it being this bad last time around (was 9 months pg on vacation)

jamjoyful · May 2014

I was home for three days last week with a sick kid. I have spent most of my day moping (in my head) about how much stupid I am going to have to deal with tomorrow at work. I'm too hot and uncomfortable to deal with it anymore.

Jennicillin · May 2014

I'm really effing tired of my husband freaking out about money.

We have enough. We don't have debt. Take it down like 7 notches dude, I can't handle it right now.

salsy2012 · May 2014

Here's another one-

My dad told my husband and I that he needed a new pair of aluminum ramps to use to get his ATVs on and off of trailers. A nice pair usually runs about $200. We were all set to get him those for Father's Day but I just got off the phone with my sister and apparently he changed his mind.

He would now like an old ski lift chair that he can turn into a bench for the front porch of his cabin.

Awesome. That won't be difficult to find/transport at all. *sarcasm*

kiley820 · May 2014

MsGrace2003 said:
I just thought of another one. I want a maxi dress. Why is that not an option for me just because I'm short? I'm not the only short person out there. And news flash, when a petite still drags the floor by several inches, that's not really petite.

Same. Super annoying. However, while out shopping for something to wear to my shower I stopped in Old Navy and tried on a maxi dress for the heck of it (non maternity) . I figured atleast it wouldn't be too difficult to hem if needed. To my surprise it actually fit and was the perfect length. I'm thinking it's due to my ever growing bump (if that makes sense?) but I'll take it! I always have to hem everything and buy jeans/pants to wear with flats and seperate ones for heels.

haliebabyx3 · May 2014

Mines silly but here goes. FIL'S family is having a cook out today and of course we all were supposed to go. H and I were told to be there at a certain time. About 45 minutes before hand MIL texts us and says foods ready and everyone was there ready to eat. Uh, okay. H and I are still sitting at home not even completely ready yet. So, H got pissed and told her we weren't coming. He's a hot head at times, plus this isn't the first time they have done it to us and I know it won't be the last.

After H texted MIL and said we weren't coming she started to back pedal. She began saying some of the food wasn't ready yet and that some people weren't there. She texted H over and over trying to get us to come. Now we're at my rents hanging out. If the ILs were to find that out, they'd be pissed.

dogperson11 · May 2014

I think I need to stay off FB the rest of today. Today is Memorial Day, not Veterans Day.

Erika101076 · May 2014

I'm lifting weights and walking at least 5 times a week and am still packing on the pounds! wTF! I eat good too like 85% also but still goes straight to my belly... Upside is people say I am all belly... Downside I am all belly so my knees are killing me lately

mmsweeney1 · May 2014

Erika101076 said:

I'm lifting weights and walking at least 5 times a week and am still packing on the pounds! wTF! I eat good too like 85% also but still goes straight to my belly... Upside is people say I am all belly... Downside I am all belly so my knees are killing me lately

With my last baby I remember feeling so out of control with weight gain. It was in the normal range, but I felt like I could eat and exercise exactly the same as before I was pregnant and my body still took over and gained a bunch of weight. I know that's the idea, but it really is mind boggling.

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