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Husband quote of the day:

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in April 2014 Moms
While watching me pump: "Hah, you have milk glands. You are such a mammal".

Lol. Anything hilarious to report, ladies?
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  • pbandjmompbandjmom member
    My DH throws out the "I'm tired" one too.

    I told him the other day that my favorite part of the day with our DD was the morning, becuase she's super cute and smiley then. He then said "well this weekend I'll get 3 mornings with her to experience it!"

    ... Until I said "morning" is not 11am like he's used to on the weekends. Spoiled man.
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  • khammond3khammond3 member
    Not a funny quote, actually really pissed me off. DH and I were in an argument about me feelin overwhelmed and him not helping like he should and he said ," it's not like you have anything else to do, you don't work "

    Ya... Needless to say I was furious after he said that and my feelings were really hurt that he doesn't see that me stayin home taking care of our baby is that important. UGH bad day
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  • heids4787heids4787 member
    ((Hugs)) @khammond3‌ :-(. That's not cool, and I'm sorry DH hurt you by saying such a thing. My DH hasn't been as directly helpful with "baby things," but he's watching her for two days next week when I go back to work. I think it will be an eye opener for him.

    I hope you can positively revisit this conversation with your DH and that it's constructive!
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  • BeckyF82BeckyF82 member
    edited May 2014
    "I don't understand why you can't tidy up during the day. If I was sat at home doing nothing for 8 hours every day i'd at least manage to tidy up after myself."

    To clarify, today, after only getting about three hours sleep last night, I unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher, put a load of clothes washing on, washed up 8 empty bottles / teats etc, made up a load of bottles of formula, hung up the wet washing, hung up all the dried washing and took care of our 5 week old all day despite her crying almost non stop all day. Oh and the reason he was moaning was because I left out a plate with some grated cheese on it, and after I cooked us both dinner I forgot to throw the empty packet of fries in the bin straight away. Really?! I am currently loudly crying upstairs and storming around in a hormonal mess.
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  • Jennick602Jennick602 member
    BeckyF82 said:

    "I don't understand why you can't tidy up during the day. If I was sat at home doing nothing for 8 hours every day i'd at least manage to tidy up after myself."

    To clarify, today, after only getting about three hours sleep last night, I unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher, put a load of clothes washing on, washed up 8 empty bottles / teats etc, made up a load of bottles of formula, hung up the wet washing, hung up all the dried washing and took care of our 5 week old all day despite her crying almost non stop all day. Oh and the reason he was moaning was because I left out a plate with some grated cheese on it, and after I cooked us both dinner I forgot to throw the empty packet of fries in the bin straight away. Really?! I am currently loudly crying upstairs and storming around in a hormonal mess.

    We have had exactly this!! Today's argument was necause he's tired and works hard all day!! Nothing like being beholdent to someone!
    I spat back today, now he's sleeping in the spare room and I'm crying loudly!
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  • Jennick602Jennick602 member
    We have this argument about twice a week! I feel your upset!
    What makes me laugh is when I let him deal with baby he brings her to me saying 'it's not working!'
    Arsehole!!

    I do love him dearly!!
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  • AmberLiz99AmberLiz99 member
    Sorry to all those with dhs that are being inconsiderate. Today my dh, after I mentioned how it's so tiring with two and there are no breaks, said "well it's your choice. You chose to stay home." Some guys just don't think before they spew out words

    Loving all the funny comments ladies! I feel like there were more moments like that with our first, dh really hasn't been as involved so far
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  • LizChad09LizChad09 member
    DH puts DD to bed every night, tonight he comes down stairs and I still hear her crying up stairs.... Me: Taking a break? DH: Yeah, she's being mean and kicking me.... Me: She's a month old Darlin', I don't think kits intentional. LOL
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  • Jodash24Jodash24 member
    Got our pictures developed from the last 4 weeks, while looking at the ones taken just after the birth he say ' omg you look awful on that one' hmm thanks
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  • babybarnes87babybarnes87 member
    DH was helping me with my very first pumping session this morning. I asked him to hold the cups in place from behind while I worked the knob. He said "I might pop a boner!" Hmmm...

    Pumping started and a few minutes later I asked him if he had a boner.

    DH: "...No."

    I guess watching me being milked like a cow is not sexy...I could have told him that, haha!
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  • AnnH74AnnH74 member
    We were getting ready for church and I put ruffle butt tights on dd. Hubby called it her turkey butt! Ha ha!
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