You know your a mom when...

nebraska84 · May 2014

You get a email at work from DH letting you know that DS2 just had a huge poop, so his bowels are working just fine. He hadn't pooped since yesterday morning so I was getting nervous bc he usually poops like 4 times a day. It was a great email to receive. What is yours....

spicysurro · May 2014

Sticking your face super close to a poop diaper to see if you can see blood... we've ruled out diary from my diet and its starting to get better! HOORAY

magentawarped · May 2014

You answer the door with your boob hanging out, and realize you don't even care.

Meghan14 · May 2014

I knew it was real when I knowingly left the house with spit-up on my shirt.

Also yesterday I lifted LO to my nose to see if he needed a change and he farted at that exact moment. Awesome.

melissaf22 · May 2014

When I get excited that LO has a boogie that is almost out so I can just pick it out instead of having to use the snot sucker!

PeachLove25 · May 2014

When your LO bathes more times in a week than you do. I swear every time I get in- she senses it and wakes up screaming. What's a shower?!?

MamaHollywood27 · May 2014

When u can help with homework, while folding wash, nursing a baby and eating a bowl if ice cream AT THE SAME TIME

Dexter&11 · May 2014

When you actually consider spit up an accessory, and clothes are no longer chosen for style but for how quick you can free a boob to nurse!

TessyMessy · May 2014

elf828 said:
When you find yourself swaying and rocking as if you were holding a baby... in line at the bank by yourself.

Yes. All the time.

TessyMessy · May 2014

You know you are a mom when you scold people (re: adults not your children) for not wearing a coat, sunscreen, etc.

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