You know you are a mom when.....

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• deedee1017 member

  May 2014

  when you don't get grossed out reading a post like this and can relate.

  

  
  

  

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• LC122 member

  May 2014

  I'm not as quick to use the C word, but yes, that poo across the changing table mid-change after a hiatus, is oddly welcome.
  
  Is it weird to feel happy for someone for a normal bodily function?
  
  Good catch, by the way.

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• Flutterby00 member

  May 2014

  When no burp rag is available when LO spits up, no biggie, at least I'm wearing a shirt.  Rub it in and move on. 

  
  

   
  

  
  

  
  

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• TophersWife member

  May 2014

  When you stick your hand in a stream of DS's urine to prevent it from shooting on the wall during the diaper change.

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• yesthisiskim0401 member

  May 2014

  When you don't list your kids on the local Craigslist free section at the end of a day.
  
  I kid, I kid.
  

  
  

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• StefMurph member

  May 2014

  When you're excited when LO burps, spits up or farts. Especially if that's wavy woke then up in the motn.

  

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• 5speckledfrogs member

  May 2014

  when puffs have become part of your daily snack

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• vargasgurl member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  When your baby looks more put together than you do and it doesn't even matter!

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• Kittymom6 member

  May 2014

  When your child sneezes in your mouth and you finish your sentence without missing a beat.
  

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• cassey910 member

  May 2014

  When you go to the mall to buy an outfit for yourself and leave with only outfits for LO.

   

   

  

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• blondolphn member

  May 2014

  I'm loving these today. Deft what I needed for a pick me up. 3 poops later and Jo is much happier.

  

  
  

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• jnsmith85 member

  May 2014

  When this happens and it doesn't bother you. You even take time to get a pic of it to send to your H. lol

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• MangoMama82 member

  May 2014

  You get a rush of excitement when Target has those deals on diapers. The ones where you get a gift card back when you buy them? AND you have a coupon! And you use the gift card to buy more diapers! Diapers! Ok I'm done now.

  

  
  

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• WhenInRome11 member

  May 2014

  You walk around target covered in spit up and don't even notice until you get to the register and the cashier is giving you a sympathetic look.

  
  

  
  

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• blueeyedrose86 member

  May 2014

  When you wake up on an airplane with your boob hanging out, because LO popped off when she fell asleep.

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• bionicb member

  May 2014

  When every shirt you own has a formula stain because no matter how quick you are LO will rub her face into your chest before you can wipe her mouth.
  
  #troof

  

                                                 

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• slh6363 member

  May 2014

  When you are no longer grosse out by spit up or poo.

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• YogaSandy member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  Jmakhomenka said:

  when puffs have become part of your daily snack

  I think (ok I know) that I eat more puffs than LO. He's just started putting them in his mouth. I used to give them to him simply for fine motor control development. Then I would eat them.
  
  When you pop in to work for a visit and your boss tells you that you look like a mom. You used to always look put together and well, now, you have [whatever it was] on your pants and you just look different.
  
  Well, at least I know now that I used to always look put together.
  
  ETA my own. Left that part out originally.
  

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• skyla13 member

  May 2014

  When you realize after a long day at work that yes, that is indeed poop on my pant leg.

  

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• RedZee member

  May 2014

  When you check to make sure they're breathing because you slept for 3hours without being woken up by anyone and then can't fall back asleep.

       
  

  
  
  

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• CatieG member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  When you deal with so much spit up that the dog puking behind you while you change two poopy diapers doesn't even faze you.
  
  It's gonna be THAT kind of day. :-<
  
  ETA English is hard.

  
  

  
  

  

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• RedZee member

  May 2014

  Another one: when you find toys in your bed every night. And some nights find pine cones.
  
  And when every time you are about to dtd you find pacifiers in bed...and that just makes it even better cause you've lost them all and now you have something to celebrate.

       
  

  
  
  

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• Jalee85 member

  May 2014

  When you transition to the crib and while your baby sleeps all night, you haven't because you been staring at the monitor ALL night long.

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• edaire member

  May 2014

  When you give your baby clear medicine (Zantac) and a few seconds later there is substance on his chin and you taste it to make sure it's drool not the medicine. Yeah, that happened. #iusedtobecool #thenihadababy

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