How about a WTF Wednesday

LadyRoarsome · May 2014

Let's hear 'em. I've been so out of the loop lately missing my bump ladies. Between my new job, an upset tummy, and sleeping all the time I just haven't had the time. Now that I'm slowing getting energy back I find myself popping in every now and then again. So let's get Wednesday started.

LadyRoarsome · May 2014

Wtf all I've wanted lately is a McDonald's sausage, egg, an cheese McGriddle. McD's has never agreed with my stomach for breakfast, so between this and my pregnancy poops every other day I fear for my life eating one and it's literally All.I.Want.

Wtf doctor, you said you'd work with my schedule for the first 8 weeks, no all of a sudden you can't? Now I have to tell my supervisor now vs much later like I wanted to. I fear she'll flip her lid since I just started and at the interview told me it was extremely important to miss no work during the first 8 weeks.

hellopartyof5 · May 2014

WTF office building!! Why is it so effinh cold in here?!?!

LadyRoarsome · May 2014

candycem said:
WTF office building!! Why is it so effinh cold in here?!?!

On this note, why is it so hot in my office building?!? It's spring, not effing July! Come on!

JaymeeLH · May 2014

WTF body this is your day off and your chance to sleep in, but instead you're up because you decide you need to pee and now I'm wide awake

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SissynJitters · May 2014

WTF DHs work - A 2 day notice that DH needs to go to China for at least two weeks. Not enough time for me to pull myself together to become supermom. Between work, a toddler, and this awful MS I'm not sure if I'm going to make it two weeks without a mental breakdown. This is when living 10 hours away from friends and family is tough.

MaineMama · May 2014

Babar78 said:

WTF - bagel shop up the street from my house! I ordered a cinnamon and raisin bagel toasted with light cream cheese....there is 16oz of cream cheese on this thing!

@Babar78 maybe they thought you wanted light as in diet cream cheese (ewwww) either way, stupid bagel shop!

WTF self?! We have shit to do today. Headache go away, stop puking, take a shower and get presentable!

We're going to look at new houses with our real-estate lady, so soon I'll be thinking WTF real-estate lady, cause she sucks for real.

cbarman3762 · May 2014

Wtf.. grumpy 9 year old teething one year old and all I want is rasberry icecream.

leenieb123 · May 2014

WTF this week? Why are you so damn long? Don't you know I really want the weekend to be here already?

bibliophiletory · May 2014

wtf, bella band? i thought you were supposed to save me from having to button my pants....not accentuate my nasty bloat gut and make me look more pregnant. i hope none of my colleagues are feeling observant today.

leenieb123 · May 2014

WTF yogurt? I seriously need to start eating some actual protein--why can't you taste better to me? I used to love you!

blessdtxas · May 2014

wtf closet....how do I have nothing to wear already?! Pants are no. Anything fitted is no. I need to come clean with people soon. I'm running out of things to wear to hide my blump.

LinziLoo09 · May 2014

WTF middle of the night anxiety?! Why would you wake me up at 3am to worry about things I can do nothing about for the time being? Just let me sleep in peace!

nbateman5 · May 2014

wtf intestines, pooping 3 times a day on the reg, I'm trying to get ready for work and have to poop?! come on now...

DefyingGravity626 · May 2014

WTF self, why did you procrastinate so long that you now have a to do list a mile long? All I can think about is visiting my parents for the long memorial day weekend, which is not helping me accomplish all these tasks at work.

WTF office, I know it's been getting warm outside but the building is so cold. I should not have to have my space heater on in May!

DefyingGravity626 · May 2014

SissynJitters said:

WTF DHs work - A 2 day notice that DH needs to go to China for at least two weeks. Not enough time for me to pull myself together to become supermom. Between work, a toddler, and this awful MS I'm not sure if I'm going to make it two weeks without a mental breakdown. This is when living 10 hours away from friends and family is tough.

*Stuck in your box*

That really sucks, hope the weeks fly by and your toddler is an angel for you!

Krisx2 · May 2014

Momtobe85 said:

WTF, self? why are you the single least crafty person in the universe? I bought (what I thought) was the cutest looking shabby-chic style of a chalkboard for my weekly bump pictures from Homegoods yesterday along with some chalk from target. Well, for some reason, apparently either the chalk or the chalkboard is shitty, because I could hardly even get them to write, and when I managed to get visible words on the chalkboard, it looks like a murderer's writing (all messy and horrible looking). This is why the only Pinterest projects I ever attempt involve food or eating. Sigh.

Chalkboard markers. You're welcome.

emeraldanchor · May 2014

Wtf me- I'm so tired and it's my day off. My house desperately needs cleaned. And I need to start meal planning again.

kimba1976 · May 2014

SissynJitters said:

WTF DHs work - A 2 day notice that DH needs to go to China for at least two weeks. Not enough time for me to pull myself together to become supermom. Between work, a toddler, and this awful MS I'm not sure if I'm going to make it two weeks without a mental breakdown. This is when living 10 hours away from friends and family is tough.

@SissynJitters - Sending hugs your way. My husband left yesterday for Ireland for 10 days and our nanny has just informed me she can't work Friday or Monday because her kids are out of school. I have a buttload of work and I can't take off. I have no family or friends in the area to help. No idea what I'm going to do. I can so sympathize with your situation!

missmissie82 · May 2014

WTF Wednesday - why are you not FRIDAY?

And WTF is up with my stomach? I didn't show until 17 weeks with my daughter and I'm already wearing dresses every day now because NONE OF MY CUTE, ADORABLE, FASHIONABLE CLOTHES fit. My 3 year old mat clothes are fugly. New wardrobe, here I come!

WTF me - I bought 3 pairs of Seven for all Mankind jeans in my quest to NOT wear mom-jeans (I was wearing Old Navy and Gap gateway to mom jeans jeans), had given up on ever getting pregnant and then I went and got knocked up. And now my expensive treat is just sitting there on a hanger, unwearable. See you in a year, pants that made my back end look AMAZEBALLS. You best fit me again because I know my tush is going to need all the help it can get.

megbmeg · May 2014

WTF boobs? Why are you impossible to buy new bras for? I don't want to spend a bunch on bras I won't wear that long & that you are threatening to outgrow any second anyway. And stores don't carry the weird size you need. Boo!

JaymeeLH · May 2014

Another one- WTF work?! First you call at 8 in the morning and ask me to work on my day off, and then you deny my vacation request that isn't even vacation ITS THE DAYS BEFORE AND AFTER I GET MARRIED but thanks assholes I'll continue to work forced overtime 5 days a week and not say a peep about it.

CandEChicago · May 2014

WTF - Why can't they sell women's pants just like they do men's pants. I would love to know the waist size and inseam before I try on the jeans. I need a 28-29" inseam so by listing the inseam length I can reduce the number of jeans I take into the dressing room.

CandEChicago · May 2014

@randonmapa - Or I love the excessive embroidery and/or rhinestones on the rear pockets

splotch716 · May 2014

WTF- DH for calling me a nag this morning! I am not a morning person and he knows it!

WTF- I finally decide that maybe my MS isn't as bad this week as last and take the train to work. It breaks down and I am late anyways.

Is it Friday yet?!

MC522 · May 2014

Wtf random MS that appeared again this morning. Um, I have enjoyed your absence, please go away and dont come back.

Adoreb · May 2014

WTF --- im tired of hearing mofos ask... You're pregnant, AGAIN? YES. i am pregnant, AGAIN. I am a great mother to my 15 month old and ill be a damn good mother to this baby. JACKASS!!!

LittleMotherTucker · May 2014

WTF cravings! Someone on this board mentions toasted bagel with cream cheese, and guess what I NEEDTOEAT right now? Yep. Dangit!

sugarstar1784 · May 2014

I'd like to Second many "WTF cravings" I have no particular cravings myself, but if I see someone enjoying food, i too need to enjoy that food.... Then i get so sick to my stomach halfway through that I can't finish it. My fridge is full of half-eaten food.

WTF Emotions. I just watched a birth on 19 kids and counting and started balling..

WTF Heat.. We bought a house in December with no A/C.... its not even summer yet.

EmuTavi · May 2014

WTF other teachers in my school. If my boss says my classes are cancelled due to testing they're still cancelled unless they say otherwise. Not my fault! I got to run around the school like a crazy person today helping everyone with testing!

MaineMama · May 2014

C&EChicago said:

@randonmapa - Or I love the excessive embroidery and/or rhinestones on the rear pockets

This times a million! I don't like spending tons of money on jeans, but for some godforsaken reason its damn near impossible in my tiny town to find jeans that don't have excessive spandex or rhinestones that actually fit a females ass. I just want jeans I can ride in and not bruise my bum in a trot! (And they don't sell maternity riding breeches, lol)

AbsolutelyAyrianna · May 2014

WTF?!-Self I was supposed to go to work today and you called out! And what's up with all this random gagging?! NOTHING is appealing.
WTF?!-BF I managed to sweep and mop the living room kitchen and everything in between. Which included picking up after last night's mess with a busy body toddler then you come home for lunch with a chocolate cookie that you had to share with midget and make it look like I sat around all day?!
Fuck Wednesdays.

JCM285 · May 2014

WTF school year. Be over already so I can pee whenever I desire and not high tail it down the hall between periods. One of my kids said today "Schools over" and I REALLY wanted to say "WTF no its not" but I didn't...

Kmm1023 · May 2014

WTF chest cold! I am so miserable!

Kasey880 · May 2014

I have an *epic WTF moment*! The other day I was really dehydrated. Like, considering going to the ER for an IV. Anyways, I reassured my husband and dad I was fine and told them it was alright to go play golf. Soooo I stayed home and chugged the liquids. Eventually I felt much better but could NOT rid that dang headache! I tried everything!!! I decided to give in and go buy some Tylenol and coke, because to this point in my pregnancy I hadn't had any meds or caffeine. I quickly realized my husband had taken his keys and accidentally left mine in the console of the car before locking it to leave for golf. Ugh. So I decided that it wouldn't kill me to just walk up to a tiny convenience store up the street. So, I did just that. Once I got there the lady at the counter told me they only had Advil... Greattttt. So I headed out the door to walk about an additional quarter mile in the opposite direction to a Dollar General. In the meantime my BIL and SIL pull up beside me on the road. I tell them why I'm walking, what terrible pain my head is in, and the rest of the story. They blab for a few minutes, offer me a freaking cookie (not kidding), answer my husband's phone call like it's no big deal and go on their merry way. DIDN'T ONCE OFFER A RIDE! Oh, but they did make a lovely remark about how big my "baby bump" is..... I was barely 8 weeks at the time. WTF IN-LAWS?!

After walking back home I told my husband the story and just laughed. Luckily it was a beautiful day. He, on the other hand, did not think it was so funny lol.

rshamos · May 2014

WTF body? Why are you puking up the tortillas you had for lunch the moment you hop in the shower? That's all you let me eat today! Now I have to pick up tortilla chunks out of the drain.

mele0301 · May 2014

WTF husband!! You tell me being pregnant does not give me the right to be mean to everyone all day ?!! WTF, who is everyone. All I said was, leave me alone and slammed the door for 1st time in my life. Obviously it's the pregnancy. Wtf

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