Lets get this going.
Wtf a, stop talking about my son on your facebook. I get it, his dad is a pos who pisses you off. But you harping on bd having a fifth kid is getting old.
Also, wtf self. I walked into a window at school monday night. My face hurts, i have a goose egg on my forehead a fat lip and im pretty sure i fractured my nose.

Eta posted to soon
Re: wtf wednesday
Also - wtaf dreams?! You could at least TRY to be normal! Geeze my subconscious needs an over haul.
WTF coworker? Why must you be such an idiot?! You know that marking what time the rest of us come in on your calendar means diddly squat right?
Also - when I write YOU an e-mail it's most appropriate that you reply directly back to ME instead of forwarding my e-mail to our boss and responding with me in copy. Who does that?!
I'm really surprised at how selfish he's being, especially with how my father is. My father got my mom pregnant when they were 16 and he dropped out of school to work full time and married her. They're still together and happy today.
OUCH. I feel (some of) your pain. I hit myself in the forehead with the car door on Saturday. I was like "wtf did I just do?!" Also, happy birthday @mwalker710!
Seriously Dude, what's with all the not napping you're doing today? You didn't sleep last mght either. Sleep is fun, you should really try it.
(Now that I figured out that my welts are about the size of Oreos I want Oreos.)