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funny haiku
longcat07
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May 2014
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my sister sent me this today and it cracked me up.
the haiku of pregnancy
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BFP#1 EDD 04.20.2010,
SUNSHINE
baby boy born 03.31.2010
BFP#2 EDD 12.07.2014, natural mc 04.09.2014 at 5w3d
BFP#3 EDD 01.14.15,
R
A
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N
B
O
W
baby girl born 01.16.2015
jan'15 january siggy challenge: baby fails
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melsner
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May 2014
edited May 2014
Hungry all the time
I want to eat everything
Now I'm feeling sick
edit: format
Aug '15 Siggy Challenge: Favorite Mean Girl from Film/TV: Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
Married 3/31/2012
Me: 29
DH: 30
BFP #1 5.09.2014
Natural MC 07.09.2014
BFP #2 12.15.2014
Stay With Me Precious Sticky Bean! I Love You!
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Lanatir
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May 2014
These are GREAT. hahaha.
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melsner
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May 2014
Need to pee again
Peeing every ten minutes
I feel so bloated
Aug '15 Siggy Challenge: Favorite Mean Girl from Film/TV: Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
Married 3/31/2012
Me: 29
DH: 30
BFP #1 5.09.2014
Natural MC 07.09.2014
BFP #2 12.15.2014
Stay With Me Precious Sticky Bean! I Love You!
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YaMrWhite
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May 2014
Very accurate. They were all very accurate. Except for the poop. Thankfully, I didn't poop
Stephanie Ella ~ 6/15/2012
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