I Got 99 FWPs

NeneCakies · May 2014

Too soon?

Welp it's Monday again. Have at it.

NeneCakies · May 2014

We switched the toilet seat in my bathroom to a soft close one, but not in the other bathroom. So I forget and the lid slams down and scares the bejeezus out of me.

theseaword · May 2014

I hate that when I use the valet key to unlock my car, it automatically relocks again after 30 seconds. What the fuck. So I'll unlock it, get my purse, pick up the gigantic infant seat (britax chaperone, the largest seat known to man), and just as I get to the car and put my hand on the handle it locks. Goddammit! Then I have to put my shit down and dig out my keys again.

Maebb · May 2014

Random vent -

Many of the ads on TB are annoying, but this one is especially bad because the baby doesn't appear to be strapped in correctly. I thought Volvo was supposed to be all about safety. It makes me glad we bought a Toyota instead.

taggiecb · May 2014

DH did absolutely nothing for my birthday, so I feel like "forgetting" his birthday when the time comes, but that would be childish. I don't know if this is a FWP or a FFC.

slednecksmomma · May 2014

I have to wash my dishes by hand because I didn't buy dishwasher detergent. I HATE washing dishes by hand. I would rather clean the bathrooms or scoop the cat box.

nonoemily · May 2014

I hate nothing more than washing dishes by hand. We lived in an apartment with no dishwasher until last summer and I felt like I was chained to the fing sink washing every day.

I put EVERYTHING in the dishwasher now. DH says I use it all wrong, that I'm supposed to wash the pots and pans and stuff. Whatever. Wash that stuff yourself, buddy, or back off. As long as it comes out clean, who cars?

NeneCakies · May 2014

All the slides at the playground are coursing with static electricity! I don't remember this being an issue. We were getting zapped with increasing intensity with each assist to the top. DD didn't seem to mind but I felt like a guinea pig in an aversion therapy experiment. It worked. I hate the fucking slide now.

my5sons · May 2014

I forgot to buy coffee at Walmart yesterday. Luckily i had enough to make a pot when I combined what was left of my DD choc donut flavor with the remains of the crappy Folger's my DH buys. Desperate times, desperate measures. Then my f-ing coffee maker took like a century to brew that pot. And I'm out of my favorite almond joy creamer. Yes I know know creamer is super unhealthy. So is the mountains of splenda I dump in each cup. Long hair, don't care.

This is a 3 cup+ morning for sure....if not the whole pot!!

PinkDahLia44 · May 2014

We have 2 cars, a 2006 Mazda 3 stick shift, and a 2014 Subaru Outback automatic. Whomever has the baby gets to drive the Subaru. So for the past 2 months when I'm driving to work in the stick, I just think I'm suddenly shitty at driving stick. Well, today my DH finally admits there's something wrong with the car, and it turns out we need a new clutch. That's a $1200 FWP. Luckily we already had my mom's truck at the house for a backup, so now we appear to have the option of taking over responsibility for the truck (insurance, registration, maintenance, etc...) or fixing the Mazda. Pros of taking the truck: Don't have to pay for the Mazda, maybe could sell it for parts, I don't have to drive stick anymore (!!!); cons: shitty gas mileage. Blah.

PinkDahLia44 · May 2014

Also, I don't appear to be able to get my avatar and signature to save...
X(

theseaword · May 2014

mbenit4 said:

TwilightMV said:

I hate that when I use the valet key to unlock my car, it automatically relocks again after 30 seconds. What the fuck. So I'll unlock it, get my purse, pick up the gigantic infant seat (britax chaperone, the largest seat known to man), and just as I get to the car and put my hand on the handle it locks. Goddammit! Then I have to put my shit down and dig out my keys again.

I guess I am not understanding the whole putting the seat and purse down to unlock or whatever.

Can't you disabled the auto lock feature? Or why not use the regular key and not valet?

Sorry, I mistyped. The valet is the one without the clicky. I actually meant the clicky key. So I'll unlock it from my garage doorway with the clicky, then put the keys in my purse and use my hands to carry shit to the car, but by the time I get to the car it's locked again.

It actually can be disabled, but only at the dealership. I found this out when we bought a second of the same car and turned that shit off. If I ever take my car to the dealership again I will definitely disable it. But it's not annoying enough for a special trip to the dealership. That's why it's a fwp.

virgin4lyfe · May 2014

Our cable has been messing up and randomly spazzing out or cutting off to black screens for no reason.
It is literally more frustrating to me than actual real problems I deal with. I need anger management or something.

ILoveBoys · May 2014

My parents were taking the kids to the zoo tomorrow (Election Day) and I was looking forward to not drowning under housework and homework (started grad school last week). DD got a stomach virus Saturday and probably has to stay home.

I feel bad for her but also super sad and stressed about having long list of stuff to do.

wiggyslilsis · May 2014

I have to turn down the one job offer I have had because it doesn't work out schedule wise. Back on the job hunt.

My mom kept LO overnight and I still woke up at like 7. Man how I wish I could just sleep in on the days that I can actually sleep in.

ToastieSimons · May 2014

slednecksmomma said:

I have to wash my dishes by hand because I didn't buy dishwasher detergent. I HATE washing dishes by hand. I would rather clean the bathrooms or scoop the cat box.

I guess my FWP is that I don't have a dishwasher. We had one until we moved here and I miss it so much!

NeneCakies · May 2014

MrsBadKat said:

JellyBellyStarr said:

I am trying not to be to bummed out that I can no longer access my screen name. I feel vulnerable or something being a newbie. I think this is a very weird fwp.

I tried to think of a nicer way to ask this, but I am at a loss, so I'm just asking - who are you? I really don't mean that in a WHO ARE YOU kind of way. But seriously. Who are you?

Paging @JellyBellyStarr‌

PeanutButterFox · May 2014

I thought my mom was going to buy me new running shoes for Mother's Day because she randomly asked me to send her the link for the ones I was considering. She didn't. I got bath bombs. Now I have to buy my own shoes. Sheesh!

NeneCakies · May 2014

I experienced postcoital cramping for the first time yesterday. I spent an hour on the floor in nauseating sweaty pain, labor pain level 7. Google tells me DH went too deep during sexy time. I told him and he was so sorry (/not sorry). I guess the FWP part is it took me too long to realize that Google knew the cure: Advil.

nonoemily · May 2014

My FWP:
My house is too big and we barely use half of it. Today I need to clean all these empty rooms.

My fridge is full of food and I have no desire to cook. So much work.

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