When I read the one with the "breast feeding" grandmother, I practically had to pick my jaw up off the floor. I mean seriously?! She has to be mentally ill to think that would in any way be acceptable! I have no idea what I would do if anyone tried to do that to my kid!
Holy Hell! I love this because it makes me feel better about life. So many times throughout this year I have wanted to jump off a building because of my bat shit crazy MIL. We moved home after a decade away and this by far the worst year of my life because of her cray cray. (the longer I'm in the mental health field and learn more about it I have come to realize she more than likely has a personality disorder or traits of one). And ladies, if you think the nipple story is bad, that may or may not be based on my MIL. She was holding my nephew (Hubs brother's kid) and said to out loud, let me undo my overalls so he thinks he's nursing from me.... No. Just NO. I wanted to die witnessing it. For that reason among many I have lied about my due date by a month and she will not be alerted until after I've had the child and am home from the hospital. I frequently joke that if I go missing/am tragically murdered it was her. So now you all know too. In case you need to be called as witnesses someday.... ha!
... And ladies, if you think the nipple story is bad, that may or may not be based on my MIL. She was holding my nephew (Hubs brother's kid) and said to out loud, let me undo my overalls so he thinks he's nursing from me.... No. Just NO. I wanted to die witnessing it. ...
I thought that story sounded familiar!!! OMG, I remember now you telling us about your nutty MIL. Shudder! Yeah, pretty bad.
Re: Batshit Crazy MILs
The poisoning MIL story needs to be a lifetime movie. I would watch that all the time.
Mom to S-07/22/10 & Q-12/14/11 L-8/23/14