Wtf

sftbllstr87 · May 2014

Wtf nobody POAS yesterday?!?!

TrueBeliever925 · May 2014

WTF pink eye? I felt a little weird last night, but woke up this morning and it's starting to swell and get a little weepy. It's either from the YMCA pool or the sketchyyy sheep I patted on Sunday. If it is the pool, Jax is going to have it. I'm prayyyying it was that sheep and no one else caught it.

And can I just say how amazing tea bags are? My mom is crazy and usually recommends weird stuff, but the tea bags are seriously helping my eye already.

MommyKristin88 · May 2014

sftbllstr87 said:

Wtf nobody POAS yesterday?!?!

OMG I can't believe I forgot!!!

ladyoriza · May 2014

WTF LO's stomach? He hasn't spit up in forever. Today, he's spit up small amounts 5x and he's fussy. Luckily no fever though.

V&G101808 · May 2014

TrueBeliever925 said:

WTF pink eye? I felt a little weird last night, but woke up this morning and it's starting to swell and get a little weepy. It's either from the YMCA pool or the sketchyyy sheep I patted on Sunday. If it is the pool, Jax is going to have it. I'm prayyyying it was that sheep and no one else caught it.

And can I just say how amazing tea bags are? My mom is crazy and usually recommends weird stuff, but the tea bags are seriously helping my eye already.

My bet is the sheep. I got pink eye once from petting a chicken. Stupid farm animals!

JK- I love farm animals! Just not the ones that give me pink eye.

nnikki10 · May 2014

Wtf trigger?? Stop needing to poop and pee and 1am

ludali · May 2014

WTF family vacation - DH can't come for most of it now and I'll have to drive 3.5-4 hours with a 1 year old - sounds "fun". It can't be that bad, right? Lots of stops!!!

TrueBeliever925 · May 2014

V&G101808 said:

TrueBeliever925 said:

WTF pink eye? I felt a little weird last night, but woke up this morning and it's starting to swell and get a little weepy. It's either from the YMCA pool or the sketchyyy sheep I patted on Sunday. If it is the pool, Jax is going to have it. I'm prayyyying it was that sheep and no one else caught it.

And can I just say how amazing tea bags are? My mom is crazy and usually recommends weird stuff, but the tea bags are seriously helping my eye already.

My bet is the sheep. I got pink eye once from petting a chicken. Stupid farm animals!

JK- I love farm animals! Just not the ones that give me pink eye.

It was so cute from far away but after I rushed over and patted it, I was like "uhhh.. that sheep doesn't look 100% okay." They didn't have any bathrooms so I rinsed my hands with bottled water and then used a TONNNN of Purell. Guess it didn't help. :-(

MitsB707 · May 2014

ladyoriza said:
WTF LO's stomach? He hasn't spit up in forever. Today, he's spit up small amounts 5x and he's fussy. Luckily no fever though.

How strange! DS has been spitting up small amounts randomly recently, too. He NEVER spits up! He's also fussy, but I think that's from teething.

MitsB707 · May 2014

Wtf lo? I don't understand this new random motn screech/yell thing that you've been doing, then getting mad, and wanting to nurse. I'm used to the motn feedings, but this has been different. Is it your teeth that have been trying to come through for months now? I wish I could read your mind.

ladyoriza · May 2014

MitsB707 said:

ladyoriza said:
WTF LO's stomach? He hasn't spit up in forever. Today, he's spit up small amounts 5x and he's fussy. Luckily no fever though.
How strange! DS has been spitting up small amounts randomly recently, too. He NEVER spits up! He's also fussy, but I think that's from teething.

I feel like our sons are synced up. From now on when we're having a rough day, I'll just message you, and we can whine together.

MitsB707 · May 2014

ladyoriza said:

MitsB707 said:

ladyoriza said:
WTF LO's stomach? He hasn't spit up in forever. Today, he's spit up small amounts 5x and he's fussy. Luckily no fever though.
How strange! DS has been spitting up small amounts randomly recently, too. He NEVER spits up! He's also fussy, but I think that's from teething.
I feel like our sons are synced up. From now on when we're having a rough day, I'll just message you, and we can whine together.

Sounds good. Was P angry this morning? T was mad at his toy, mad that he was wearing a hoodie, mad at the car seat, mad at his teething rings (and threw them from the car seat), then mad that I took off his hoodie at daycare. It's been awesome.

janneann1127 · May 2014

wtf weather???! 99° four days in a row in an area that usually doesn't get above 85?! We don't have air & our house was 85° yesterday! Kill me!

Also wtf sellers of the house we are buying? These people are getting married June 1 & going on a 24 day honeymoon. That means we either rush and try to close by the end of the month, or we are dead in the water until the end of June. And the best part is that we have to move out of our house for 2–3 days so they can tent for termites. And it has to be done BEFORE we move out. Should be fun with two kids and two cats...

Cosmic+Love · May 2014

WTF terrible stomach bug?!? First, you ruined Mother's Day. I couldn't even pick up LO.

Then, I couldn't eat or drink anything for two days and so you've ruined my boob juice supply too. Now, LO is on a nursing strike. WTF? WTF? WTF?

vulpini · May 2014

Wtf LO? why were you up 5 times last night when we have a bunch of stuff to do today? You've been more or less STTN for months. I haven't been this tired since December.

TrueBeliever925 · May 2014

@Cosmic+Love I'm sorry

Feel better, lady!

Revez · May 2014

Wtf people?! Don't book a showing and then not even show up! Jerks.

Cosmic+Love · May 2014

TrueBeliever925 said:

@Cosmic+Love I'm sorry Feel better, lady!

Thank you!! I'm getting there.

ladyoriza · May 2014

MitsB707 said:

ladyoriza said:

MitsB707 said:

ladyoriza said:
WTF LO's stomach? He hasn't spit up in forever. Today, he's spit up small amounts 5x and he's fussy. Luckily no fever though.
How strange! DS has been spitting up small amounts randomly recently, too. He NEVER spits up! He's also fussy, but I think that's from teething.
I feel like our sons are synced up. From now on when we're having a rough day, I'll just message you, and we can whine together.
Sounds good. Was P angry this morning? T was mad at his toy, mad that he was wearing a hoodie, mad at the car seat, mad at his teething rings (and threw them from the car seat), then mad that I took off his hoodie at daycare. It's been awesome.

He was actually! Mostly mad at me. I'm a mean mom who won't let him crawl in the dog pen or eat dog food.

AprilRaine · May 2014

WTF you guise, DH is decorating again!!!

I swear, when it's time to move into our next house one day and I ask for a decorating budget, he's going to laugh then hand me a sheet and a staple gun.

PB102012 · May 2014

WTF other eye?! Now YOU have a stye after the other eye healed? What is the deal?

PB102012 · May 2014

nnikki10 said:

Wtf trigger?? Stop needing to poop and pee and 1am

Story of Lucy's life! It's not like they don't have the option to go before bed!

Ashesha13 · May 2014

Wtf AF coming early :P hopefully she has a short visit like last month, but sorry ladies that means no POAS Tuesday for me

kanned0121 · May 2014

AprilRaine said:
WTF you guise, DH is decorating again!!!

I swear, when it's time to move into our next house one day and I ask for a decorating budget, he's going to laugh then hand me a sheet and a staple gun.

Very fancy!

kanned0121 · May 2014

WTF LO.. I know you don't realize you're hurting me. But for the love, stop kicking me with your damn metal brace!!! I swear he's going to break something on me. He's a strong little buggar!

janneann1127 · May 2014

KatieS7 said:

janneann1127 said:

wtf weather???! 99° four days in a row in an area that usually doesn't get above 85?! We don't have air & our house was 85° yesterday! Kill me!

Also wtf sellers of the house we are buying? These people are getting married June 1 & going on a 24 day honeymoon. That means we either rush and try to close by the end of the month, or we are dead in the water until the end of June. And the best part is that we have to move out of our house for 2–3 days so they can tent for termites. And it has to be done BEFORE we move out. Should be fun with two kids and two cats...

Oh man, that sucks. It will be crazy but I would try to close for the end of the month. Good luck!

Yes we are going to try! Thank you. How's your close coming along? When do you move in?

kkay1982 · May 2014

wtf lo's teeth. Please stop hurting my baby.

wtf LO. Even though your teeth hurt sleep is a glorious thing. You should try it sometime.

And a big WTF to AF. I just got rid of you after dealing with you for six weeks. Why did you have to come back with a vengeance?

TrueBeliever925 · May 2014

I have a new one...

WTF dad's gf? Thank you for calling me and letting me know my father was rushed to the hospital because he thought he was having a heart attack. /sarcasm.

No, I get a call two days later from my father, still in the hospital, telling me what happened and how his testing was going. Turns out his blood pressure was through the roof, but all his valves and everything are okay. But really?! I couldn't be bothered to be called when shit was happening?

Fuck you, lady. /rant.

TrueBeliever925 · May 2014

@mwalker710 Thank you! I'm so happy nothing major is wrong.

Ashesha13 · May 2014

Another one.. Wtf vagina! Why do you ache like you just had a baby all over again..

MinnesotaMomma91 · May 2014

Wtf cosmetology bitches. We just got the okay to wear leggings and you bitches already got it taken away by wearing them as pants. Its cold i want to wear them with my dress or skirts

janneann1127 · May 2014

@katies7 sounds awesome!! Are you doing it all yourselves? Definitely a lot of work but so worth it in the end.
New house is only about a mile from our current place. We just really needed a little more space. Once the baby came along, we lost our guest room. And with all of our family living out-of-state, we really wanted to have a place for them to stay.. Ya know, to encourage those out-of-town babysitters to come on over!

ludali · May 2014

Ashesha13 said:

Another one.. Wtf vagina! Why do you ache like you just had a baby all over again..

I have been feeling random lightning crotch lately! WTF?

ludali · May 2014

detroitmama said:

Wtf work! I was 1/2 hour short of full time the last pay period and was bumped to part time status. This means my 90 day probation period to be eligible for health insurance starts all over and the month I've already worked doesn't count anymore. But here's the kicker: the reason I was short on hours is because THEY closed the office 1/2 day for computer upgrades. I'm being penalized because they cancelled work. Cool.

UGH!!! That is just wrong!!!

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