holy cow....(bitchfest)

dlallain · May 2014

Hubby went bat shit crazy on me about something my sister said and when I asked him.to stop he just got more indignant and louder and started yelling at me for not having his back. I started getting a mild contraction and ask him again to stop and he just got louder still. Wtf mutha fucka are you kidding. I actually said I hope I go into labor so I can have a moment to myself in hospital room. I mean really......

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

Ummmm.... That doesn't exactly sound healthy in the least bit.

bazingaa · May 2014

I'll second that

EmilyGolden1 · May 2014

Is your sister Solange Knowles?

EmilyGolden1 · May 2014

And also- this is the craziest thing I've read in awhile

yvanehtnioj · May 2014

OP I mean this with sincerity, I hope that this situation is not indicative of your marriage as a whole. I hope you and baby are feeling better right now.

sws684 · May 2014

Um holy balls.. Im with pistol.. This doesn't sound remotely healthy..

gutsysneakers · May 2014

@EmilyGolden1‌ - you just made my night.

dlproctor · May 2014

no this isnt a normal night in our house. thing is he and my sister havent gotten a long in a while. and hes massively stubborn just a bit stressed about being a new dad too, he finally calmed down and everythings fine. he apologized..... so...thanks for letting me vent.

spacepotatoes · May 2014

Wait, so @dlproctor, you and @dlallain are the same person?

sws684 · May 2014

Weeeeird

lavendergiraffes · May 2014

what.... what???

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

::scratches head::

FlemDance · May 2014

MUD?

Jillzy86 · May 2014

What?! This is strange, why do you have two profiles?

fyafighterwife86 · May 2014

Post and run.
Classic.

Miles2Go · May 2014

Girl, check your AE before you post! Lol

dlproctor · May 2014

yah sorry i go on my phone and laptop and apparently i had two acoounts, never noticed it lol

Sdufort1216 · May 2014

all sorts of confusing ....

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

FlemDance said:
MUD?

Both sns have posted semi normal stuff in the past.

lavendergiraffes · May 2014

How do you not notice you have two accounts??

sisterjanet · May 2014

dlallain said:

Hubby went bat shit crazy on me about something my sister said and when I asked him.to stop he just got more indignant and louder and started yelling at me for not having his back. I started getting a mild contraction and ask him again to stop and he just got louder still. Wtf mutha fucka are you kidding. I actually said I hope I go into labor so I can have a moment to myself in hospital room. I mean really......

*cough* QFP *cough*

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

@sisterjanet‌ smart move!

awc1986 · May 2014

Dafuq did I just read?

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

awc1986 said:
Dafuq did I just read?

Homeboy went crazy on her so she went straight up gangsta on the mutha fucka and was hoping to go into labor so she could get some peace. I'm guessing she wasn't going to let homeboy in the room with her.

awc1986 · May 2014

Lol at getting some peace and quiet in labor. That's the most hilarious thing I've read all year.

OP I'd advise you to get your husband in the delivery room and make him share every single contraction with you. Then he can watch the placenta come out and be put off raspberry jello for life. Far more satisfying, surely?

dlallain · May 2014

I had an account with the knot in my maiden name. I'm try to figure it out. When I go in to acct settings it's all Dlproctor stuff but when I post from my phone it says dlallain

Mimaloo · May 2014

pistolpackinmomma said:

Dafuq did I just read?
Homeboy went crazy on her so she went straight up gangsta on the mutha fucka and was hoping to go into labor so she could get some peace. I'm guessing she wasn't going to let homeboy in the room with her.

perfect recap @pistolpackinmomma fo' sho

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