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Pour one out for my ovaries, eyesight, and ability to understand current pop culture references...

vandelay

vandelay member

May 2014 in Parenting

because I am turning shmorty-shmive today.

Please enjoy these gifs of middle-aged women crying.

(Tina Fey is only a year younger than me. I'm claiming her for my age group)

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Re: Pour one out for my ovaries, eyesight, and ability to understand current pop culture references...

vandelay member

May 2014

I'm aware that posting my own birthday thread is probably an AW move, but gray hair, don't care, because this milestone sucks balls. Just be glad I resisted the urge to post a selfie and make you all tell me I'm still pretty.





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taggiecb member

May 2014

vandelay said:

I'm aware that posting my own birthday thread is probably an AW move, but gray hair, don't care, because this milestone sucks balls. Just be glad I resisted the urge to post a selfie and make you all tell me I'm still pretty.

I love this, happy birthday!!

To be loved, and to be in love
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Helenahhandbasket member

May 2014

OMG you are hilarious! Happy birthday!

And, I would give my left boob (the bigger one) to look like Jessica Lange looks now, even though she's 30 years older than me.

BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

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PeanutButterFox member

May 2014

Happy birthday pretty lady!

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angelashly member

May 2014

Happy Birthday! Not old at all

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EVA116 member

May 2014

Happy Birthday!

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jorkz821 member

May 2014

Happy birthday! I think you should pip!

SQUIRREL!!!

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NeneCakies member

May 2014

Happy birthday! You look mah-velous, darling!

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studyinpink member

May 2014

Happy birthday!

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vandelay member

May 2014

Thanks guise!





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May 2014

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1Panda member

May 2014

Happy birthday!!

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vandelay member

May 2014

Inkogneetoh said:

QFP In this instance, the P stands for "pretty." (Thanks, @Inkogneetoh!)





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vandelay member

May 2014

OMG, @helenahandbasket, my left boob is bigger too! First, the wine thing, now this!





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BluepointToasted member

May 2014

Happy Birthday! 45 is nothing. The older I get the higher the number must be for me to consider it "old".

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secretsout member

May 2014

Happy Birthday!

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vandelay member

May 2014

jorkz821 said:

Happy birthday! I think you should pip!

Maybe tonight after some drinks. Possible sequence of events:

1) 2 drinks

2) face selfie + fishing for compliments

3) 3rd drink

4) fully clothed ass selfie, more fishing

5) 4th drink

6) DH asks me why I'm naked and fiddling with the light dimmer switch, wrestles phone away





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MrsT0514 member

May 2014

Happy Birthday! And I agree with @pobrecita that Tina Fey is definitely good company.

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SpaceGirlSpiff member

May 2014

Happy Birthday!

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theimpossibleastronaut member

May 2014

Happy Birthday!

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msdrdg member

May 2014

Happy Birthday!

The Book of Love Has Music in it

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Karbird5 member

May 2014

Happy birthday! It's nice to know there is someone on the bump older than me! You crack me up on the daily and I hope you have a stellar day.

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bensmommy518 member

May 2014

Happy Birthday!

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vandelay member

May 2014

Inkogneetoh said:
And one more cause I just found it and it's hilarious:

Haha -- that's awesome! In that case, I am really, really grown up.





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RondackHiker member

May 2014

Happy birthday!

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May 2014 edited May 2014

vandelay said:

jorkz821 said:

Happy birthday! I think you should pip!

Maybe tonight after some drinks. Possible sequence of events:

1) 2 drinks

2) face selfie + fishing for compliments

3) 3rd drink

4) fully clothed ass selfie, more fishing

5) 4th drink

6) DH asks me why I'm naked and fiddling with the light dimmer switch, wrestles phone away

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Hmmm we must only be a step 1 just now. I clicked the yellow flag here hoping for gorgeous selfies!
@vandelay‌

SQUIRREL!!!

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klondikebar member

May 2014

Happy Birthday! Want to borrow my cane?

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littlestjerry member

May 2014

Happy birthday!

DS is 1DAF

"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
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LaurelBee member

May 2014

Happy belated!!

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