Funny Pregnancy Stories

Rannndi · May 2014

So this is my nephew, Aidan. He's 8 years old, and he gets a kick out of feeling the girls.

They give him a good kick, and he freaks out. Well, yesterday, the conversation goes like this:

Aidan: Oh my goodness, they feel like little aliens in there!

MIL (Aidan's grandma): Talk to them, Aidan.

Aidan: They can't hear me!

*we assure him that they can*

Aidan: *in a yelling voice at my belly* I AM AIDAN!!!!!

MIL: Tell them what you are! (meaning cousin)

Aidan: I AM A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!

We still haven't stopped laughing about it. Anyone else with funny pregnancy stories?!

chase16 · May 2014

Mine are just pregnancy brain stories.. I swear I am on a whole other planet right now.. I don't know where my mind is. Saturday night I was making FI a martini, and because there were no martini glasses at our friend's house, he said he'd drink it out of the shaker. So I put in the ice, shook it up.. and then, in my fuzzy little brain, tried to pour the ice out of the shaker. What I ACTUALLY did was pour the martini down the drain. Smh.

MollyHooper · May 2014

Yesterday I told the boys that DD could probably hear them.
They spent the next few minuets saying hi and waving at my belly, then DS1 brought her the dvds of Doctor Who and said she can have them when she comes out.

The other night I was reading the boys their bedtime story and DD kicked hard enough that I had to catch my breath. DS1 noticed and asked me what happend
me: oh DD just kicked a little hard
DS1: Oh, you should put her in time out.

kareik01 · May 2014

We were at my parent's last night for Mother's Day, and both my sisters with their 6 kids were there too. I was lifting my shirt to show my mom my belly and also to complain about how big my butt is. I've always had a big butt/hips for my size, but that's where all my pregnancy weight is going too! Well anyway I was telling my mom how I can't wear regular pants because I literally cannot get them up my hips anymore and I was just complaining about my big butt.

Well my 3-year-old nephew, Emmett, must have been listening because he came up behind me and said, "Katie, you have a fat butt."

Needless to say, we ate supper with EVERYONE making fun of me and my weight gain after that. Not so cool!

Rannndi · May 2014

kareik01 said:

We were at my parent's last night for Mother's Day, and both my sisters with their 6 kids were there too. I was lifting my shirt to show my mom my belly and also to complain about how big my butt is. I've always had a big butt/hips for my size, but that's where all my pregnancy weight is going too! Well anyway I was telling my mom how I can't wear regular pants because I literally cannot get them up my hips anymore and I was just complaining about my big butt.
Well my 3-year-old nephew, Emmett, must have been listening because he came up behind me and said, "Katie, you have a fat butt."
Needless to say, we ate supper with EVERYONE making fun of me and my weight gain after that. Not so cool!

Awh that's not funny

I have the same junk-in-the-trunk issues!

Rannndi · May 2014

I forgot there was another one from yesterday. DH's cousin's son was doing lunch with us and he asked DH how old he was. He said, "Jimmy, how old are you?" DH replies, "31."

Then he asked me how old I was, and I reply, "25."

He said, "WHOAAAA. I thought you were gonna be a teen mom!!!!"

Danielle0989 · May 2014

Rannndi said:

I forgot there was another one from yesterday. DH's cousin's son was doing lunch with us and he asked DH how old he was. He said, "Jimmy, how old are you?" DH replies, "31."
Then he asked me how old I was, and I reply, "25."

He said, "WHOAAAA. I thought you were gonna be a teen mom!!!!"

That's hilarious!! I'm 25 too, and I look 16! So I'm sure when strangers see me they think I'm a teen mom. Not cool, but whatevs. Now where are my Oreos?!

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