Pour one out for my ovaries, eyesight, and ability to understand current pop culture references...

Re: Pour one out for my ovaries, eyesight, and ability to understand current pop culture references...

• vandelay member

  May 2014

  I'm aware that posting my own birthday thread is probably an AW move, but gray hair, don't care, because this milestone sucks balls.  Just be glad I resisted the urge to post a selfie and make you all tell me I'm still pretty.

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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• taggiecb member

  May 2014

  vandelay said:

  I'm aware that posting my own birthday thread is probably an AW move, but gray hair, don't care, because this milestone sucks balls.  Just be glad I resisted the urge to post a selfie and make you all tell me I'm still pretty.

  I love this, happy birthday!!

              
  

  To be loved, and to be in love

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  May 2014

  OMG you are hilarious!  Happy birthday!

  And, I would give my left boob (the bigger one) to look like Jessica Lange looks now, even though she's 30 years older than me.

   

  BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

  

   

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• PeanutButterFox member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday pretty lady!

  
  

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• angelashly member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday! Not old at all

  
  

  
  
  

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• EVA116 member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!

  

   

  

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• jorkz821 member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday! I think you should pip!

  SQUIRREL!!!
  
  
  
   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• NeneCakies member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday! You look mah-velous, darling!

  

  
  

  
   

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• studyinpink member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday!

  

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• vandelay member

  May 2014

  Thanks guise!

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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  May 2014

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• 1Panda member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday!!

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• vandelay member

  May 2014

  Inkogneetoh said:

  

  
  

  
  

  QFP  In this instance, the P stands for "pretty."  (Thanks, @Inkogneetoh!)

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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• vandelay member

  May 2014

  OMG, @helenahandbasket, my left boob is bigger too!  First, the wine thing, now this!  

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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• BluepointToasted member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!  45 is nothing.  The older I get the higher the number must be for me to consider it "old".

  

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• secretsout member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!
  

  
  

  
  

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• vandelay member

  May 2014

  jorkz821 said:

  Happy birthday! I think you should pip!

  Maybe tonight after some drinks.  Possible sequence of events:

  
  

  1) 2 drinks

  
  

  2) face selfie + fishing for compliments

  
  

  3) 3rd drink

  
  

  4) fully clothed ass selfie, more fishing

  
  

  5) 4th drink

  
  

  6) DH asks me why I'm naked and fiddling with the light dimmer switch, wrestles phone away

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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• MrsT0514 member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday! And I agree with @pobrecita that Tina Fey is definitely good company.

  

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• SpaceGirlSpiff member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!

  
  

  
  

  
  

    
  

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• theimpossibleastronaut member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!

  
  

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• msdrdg member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!
  

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• Karbird5 member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday! It's nice to know there is someone on the bump older than me! You crack me up on the daily and I hope you have a stellar day.

           

  

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• bensmommy518 member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday!
  

  
  
  

  
  

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• vandelay member

  May 2014

  Inkogneetoh said:

  And one more cause I just found it and it's hilarious:

  
  

  Haha -- that's awesome! In that case, I am really, really grown up.
  

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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• RondackHiker member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday!

  
  

  
  

   

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• jorkz821 member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  vandelay said:

  
  

  jorkz821 said:

  
  

  Happy birthday! I think you should pip!

  
  

  Maybe tonight after some drinks.  Possible sequence of events:

  
  

  1) 2 drinks

  
  

  2) face selfie + fishing for compliments

  
  

  3) 3rd drink

  
  

  4) fully clothed ass selfie, more fishing

  
  

  5) 4th drink

  
  

  6) DH asks me why I'm naked and fiddling with the light dimmer switch, wrestles phone away

  
  
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  Hmmm we must only be a step 1 just now. I clicked the yellow flag here hoping for gorgeous selfies!
  @vandelay‌
  

  SQUIRREL!!!
  
  
  
   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• klondikebar member

  May 2014

  Happy Birthday! Want to borrow my cane?
  

       
  

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• littlestjerry member

  May 2014

  Happy birthday!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

                                       DS is 1DAF
  

  
  

  "I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black

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• LaurelBee member

  May 2014

  Happy belated!!

  

  
  

  It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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