What my baby's thinking...

Re: What my baby's thinking...

• RedBird11 member

  May 2014

  "Mom, you really are a terrible singer"
  
  I know he's gotta be thinking that.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  BFP 8/9/2013

  EDD for our baby boy 4/14/2014

  Eli Thomas born 4/22/2014
  

  
  

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• ksulli member

  May 2014

  Don't bother picking me up if you don't already have a boob out.

  *Married 10.10.08*

   

  TTC #1 9.09 - BFP#1:2.18.10= missed m/c, D&C 4.16

  BFP#2:10.22.10=Avelin born 7.2.11

  TTC#2: 2.13 - BFP#3: 7.25.13=Kelsey born 3.31.14

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• Alana1977 member

  May 2014

  Mom seriously enough with the coffee already before i need rehab. Just because you went 40 weeks with no caffeine does not mean you get to overdo it now

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• nursewinnie member

  May 2014

  "Mom, why aren't you as funny as dad? And why can't you hold me through every single nap time?"

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• bsh25c member

  May 2014

  Mom, you watch way too much Netflix.

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• allyandmike24 member

  May 2014

  "Oh hello, Milk Lady...is it time for my third lunch?"

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• Jessimax member

  May 2014

  "How dare you give me to that evil man you keep calling dad. He doesn't have boobs, I'm not interested."

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• snmetz7 member

  May 2014

  You are the best bed. Why did you waster your money on the pnp and crib ?

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  My little Princess
  BFP#2 7/28/13 EDD 4/9/14 Birthday : 4/10/14 Adalyn Nanette
  

  BFP#1 6/29/12 LTMC 10/20/12 (20 weeks) induced delivery 10/22/12

  
  

  
  
  

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• MrsSmith0312 member

  May 2014

  Come here, lady, I want to spit up all over you.

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• Ashleypixie member

  May 2014

  I'm going to fuss and act like a total ass hole all day long, but be sweet and cute when other people are around so you look like an ass hole when you complain about my fussiness. And I let out farts that smell like a dead animal buried in a dumpster inside of a paper mill, cuz it's fucking hilarious and I know I'm way too adorable for you to hold it against me.

   
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

                                                                 

  
  

                   

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• ricekez member

  May 2014

  Every time you come back from that place called "shower," you just don't smell right. Here, let me spit up in your hair and down your shirt. Now you smell better!

  

  

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• ksulli member

  May 2014

  I spent the last nine months INSIDE of you and it was glorious. Why would you now want to put me down and leave more than 3" between us now? Oh, you wanted to clean the house because people are coming over? Don't worry about it- I'm the cutest thing ever and those people won't take their eyes off me long enough to notice the film of filth that has claimed every surface of the house.
  
  now that we've cleared that up, where's my snuggle?

  *Married 10.10.08*

   

  TTC #1 9.09 - BFP#1:2.18.10= missed m/c, D&C 4.16

  BFP#2:10.22.10=Avelin born 7.2.11

  TTC#2: 2.13 - BFP#3: 7.25.13=Kelsey born 3.31.14

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• deidremaria member

  May 2014

  "It was so much easier on the inside. I didn't have people all in my face and I never felt hungry. All the mommy does is try to get away from me so she can eat and drink water because she's always hungry from breast feeding. Well what about me? At least the daddy is funny."

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• pbandjmom member

  May 2014

  Hopefully it's "I miss you, mom", because in back at work today wahhhhhhh

  

  
  

  

  DD on a recent trip to London. 3 yrs old.

  EDD 4/7/18

  MC 5/20/17 @8 wks

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• bootsiebabe member

  May 2014

  Hey lady - I know you like wearing me in the Moby, but the crumbs of everything you eat all over my head is not a good look for me.

  

  
  

  
  

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• babybarnes87 member

  May 2014

  Oh, you just changed my diaper? Well excuse me while I immediately let out this epic poo explosion.

  
  

  
  

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• heids4787 member

  May 2014

  "You have no idea what you're doing, do you? Should have spent more time around other babies before I came rather than reading those useless childbirth books and watching "A Baby Story" on TLC... What a rookie..."

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• nycgirlkat member

  May 2014

  You guys look way too relaxed, let me wail for a good four or five hours straight before I tire myself out only to do it again in 3 hours.

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• BiggerinRealLife member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  All that money you spent on special swaddles? Wasted. Just you wait a few years until I'd rather play with the box than the awesome, organic, wooden, brain-building toy that came in it.

    

    

    

  Fell in Love: January 2003 

  Married: May 2006
  Baby Girl Born: April 2014
  If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you: 

  I am here to live out loud!

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• sloger member

  May 2014

  Oh you wanted to shut your eyes for ten minutes? Let me sing you the song of my people.

  

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• Manda+panda member

  May 2014

  Oy! Boobs with a face! I know you have spent all day sucking snot out of my nose, comforting me, religiously checking my temperature but I'm feeling better now. Even though you have been constantly nursing me all day DON'T TOUCH ME! (as soon as I go to get food, she pooped) COME BACK, SLAVE! CHANGE ME! Then feed me...again...NOW!

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