So, I think I do a lot of gross things but apparently not this kind of gross. This list made me shudder.
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Congrats, you are not a human! You are either a god, an alien, or some mythical being. You don’t poop, sweat or fart, like, ever. You radiate pure sunshine and everything blossoms in your path. Good for you!"
Your body is pretentious.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
Congrats, you are not a human! You are either a god, an alien, or some mythical being. You don’t poop, sweat or fart, like, ever. You radiate pure sunshine and everything blossoms in your path. Good for you!
Started TTC 2/2009 Started fertility treatments 11/2010 Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor 6 failed medicated IUI's Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy Decided to adopt - 6/2012 SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012 Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013 Decided to be "One and Done"
....OR NOT. Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills Here we go again... Due 8/26/19!
Congrats, you’re a real person! Your body excretes substances you don’t fully comprehend but you just roll with it. You do what you can but you could also be a little prouder of your delightfully disgusting body. Go on, it’s OK!
I'm surprised it wasn't higher...
Married 9-1-12 (On Depo until 4-12) Me- 33, DH- 36
NTNP starting 9-12, Actively TTC since 9-13
My DX- Hypothyroidism. Prescribed Synthroid
DH's DX- Severe MFI- first SA results: 1.3 mill (1.2 mill motile), 21.6% motility, 2% morphology
Blood test revealed low testosterone so DH was prescribed Clomid. Repeat blood test and SA in November.
Apparently the TTGPers are more gross than Parenting. I guess we'll just need to sanitize our board any time you all cove over here. I blame it on @whocanitbenow.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
Congrats, you’re generally a pretty clean person! You have very few disgusting secrets and you’re just fine with that. You’re comfortable being your tidy self, and people really appreciate you for it.
Re: I know you alcoholic skanks are gross...
How Secretly Gross Are You?
Congrats, you’re pretty secretly gross! You love big poops and you cannot lie. Large boogers you can’t deny. Come join the dark side, friend.
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How Secretly Gross Are You?
Congrats, you are not a human! You are either a god, an alien, or some mythical being. You don’t poop, sweat or fart, like, ever. You radiate pure sunshine and everything blossoms in your path. Good for you!
Started fertility treatments 11/2010
Ovarian dysfunction, LPD, male factor
6 failed medicated IUI's
Pregnant 5/2011 - Miscarriage at 6 weeks due to triploidy
Decided to adopt - 6/2012
SURPRISE! Pregnant without intervention - 7/2012
Sweet Baby James Born 3/2013
Decided to be "One and Done"
....OR NOT.
Pregnant 12/2018 despite birth control pills
Here we go again...
Due 8/26/19!
Congrats, you’re a real person! Your body excretes substances you don’t fully comprehend but you just roll with it. You do what you can but you could also be a little prouder of your delightfully disgusting body. Go on, it’s OK!
Congrats, you’re generally a pretty clean person! You have very few disgusting secrets and you’re just fine with that. You’re comfortable being your tidy self, and people really appreciate you for it.