Here is some funny to deter your hanger

missyishere · May 2014

Please to check out the tags, too. https://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

missyishere · May 2014

Whatever the fuck this is, its water just broke.

Tags: It's a boy

missyishere · May 2014

for @pobrecita

We’ve posted images of these Hot Pockets®™ Lil’ Cheeseburger Shooters, or whatever the fuck they’re called, before. And the joke was always like, “Ha ha grosssss it’s like a hot butthole.” But what. the. fuck. This actually looks like a butt in the process of shitting a hot splatter load of greasy, bloody feces. Fuck you, Hot Pockets. Fuck you.

Tags: Hot Pockets they're actually called Side Shots lol butthole hot splatter load shitting greasy bloody feces fuck you

missyishere · May 2014

You guys, these are fucking hilars.

This food looks like it won’t take no for an answer.

Tags: wet toilet paper sour cream hot diarrhea water stay away from me

missyishere · May 2014

This may be my favorite

My dream is to feed this to Mariah Carey while singing ‘Always Be My Baby’ to her.

Tags: olive loaf american cheese Mariah Carey Always Be My Baby

NotSharknado · May 2014

SFOP anyone?

missyishere · May 2014

for @mbenit4

Lookin’ like a witch’s titty.

Tags: witch's titty

missyishere · May 2014

I really don't want to eat now, guise.

missyishere · May 2014

I’m guessing this guy gets laid ALL the time. Like, imagine this scenario…

A hot babe is over at this guy’s place. He serves 15 lbs. of chunky glunky barf gloop to this girl out of a huge wooden salad bowl. She is now immediately at level 100 horny and jumps all over him. She pauses and says, “Wait. Are your countertops and oven fucking filthy and disgusting like they haven’t been cleaned in over a year?” He smiles a cool, sly smile. Cut to: they’re bangin’ to Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” playing on an endless loop.

Tags: chunky glunky barf gloop huge wooden salad bowl erotic fiction gettin' laid bangin' Shaggy It Wasn't Me

NotSharknado · May 2014

That stove grosses me out more than the barf gloop.

Helenahhandbasket · May 2014

OMG-- I am crying!

I needed a good laugh this morning so THANK YOU!!!

phunkyphish · May 2014

So much gross in one place! Who the hell still eats those nasty meat/jello mold combos too?

NotSharknado · May 2014

Some of the grossest looking shit tastes really good. My beef stroganoff is fug but tastes delightful.

missyishere · May 2014

phunkyphish said:
So much gross in one place! Who the hell still eats those nasty meat/jello mold combos too?

Aunt Bethany Griswold?

FalconCrest · May 2014

I can't stop laughing at this. I will have to bookmark it for when I am in a bad mood and need good laugh!

FalconCrest · May 2014

This is the perfect thing to serve to your kids on Christmas to help tell the story of Jesus’s birth. Then later you can tell them you are getting a divorce, you’re giving the dog away and all four of their grandparents are dead. Fuck you, kids.

Tags: fuck you kids christmas miracle dead grandparents

missyishere · May 2014

This may beat the bacock. I AM DYING!

I’m sorry, but this is an actual human penis.

Thanks for the submission, Kerrey.

Tags: actual human penis contact the FBI Kerrey is a cannibal

missyishere · May 2014

s/o child birth from the FFFC

You know that when women give birth, often times the vagina and perineum area rips, and the doctor has to sew things up so that the vagina and the butthole are two separate things again. Just an FYI for all you horny teens who think it’s cool to not use protection.

Thanks for the submission, Annika.

Tags: horny teens tumblr tumblr is a place for horny teens be careful use protection childbirth

sister13 · May 2014

FalconCrest said:

This is the perfect thing to serve to your kids on Christmas to help tell the story of Jesus’s birth. Then later you can tell them you are getting a divorce, you’re giving the dog away and all four of their grandparents are dead. Fuck you, kids.
Tags: fuck you kids christmas miracle dead grandparents

Meat nativity. Awesome. Are those three wisemen wearing aluminum foil crowns? The crowns should be meat-based.

The toothpicks sticking in the Virgin Mary are creeping me out.

eta: Also creeping me out - the thought of people eating a nativity scene.

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