This is more of interpreting issue... I thought when there was a sign in a left turn lane at an intersection that said "left turn signal" it ment you had to turn on your left turn signal X_X I thought this for years! Like till I was in my 20s!!
I thought "fingers" were called "thingers". My cousins always tried to correct me, and I would argue that "fingers" sounds stupid. Really, "thingers" makes way more sense anyway. You pick up things with them. Duh.
I got minutes and seconds confused for a lot longer than would should have been normal. And that song "Can't hurry love" - I thought they were saying "Kangaroo Love".
My sister thought (until like seventh grade) that we lived INSIDE the Earth - not on the surface - because the pictures of the Earth from space didn't show cars and buildings and stuff. She really confused the astronaut at a NASA field trip with her questions.
My favorite song lyric mix up was actually my husbands.
We were on our way for our honeymoon road trip so in a great mood singing along to the radio and I just about peed myself when my husband shouted out with such conviction 'ain't no harm in that girl' while singing 'Aint No Holla Back Girl'. He is so cute!
My college roommates knew the words in "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John couldn't possibly be "lay me down, the chiefs have landed," but we sang it that way anyway since we didn't know the real words. I think they might be "lay me down in sheets of linen?"
I don't know if anyone would remember this song, but my little brother had this CD back in the 90s or early 2000s with a song by one of those Carter boys.(Aaron? Nick?). I don't know what the name of the song was but it turned out the lyrics were actually "Come get it!" but my mother and I for the longest time thought they were singing "Punk daddy!"
Not me but one of my best friends and it's one of my favorite stories - she thought the line in Layla was "Got me on my knees, gay love." I seriously LOL'd.
It's kind of cliche, but I really thought it was
"There's the bathroom, on the right"
Instead of
"There's a bad moon on the rise"
Is this a movie tag line or a song lyric? I suck at pop culture.
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You don't know "Bad Moon Rising?" I'm actually MORE surprised that you don't know it solely from the misheard lyric of "there's a bathroom on the right." lol
I thought it was "for all intensive purposes" instead if intents and purposes. And I kept thinking, "this saying seems too extreme for some of these instances" when someone would say it.
Oh! I remembered another one. I thought "making ends meet" was really "making ends-meat" as in making enough money to afford only the, often over-cooked, end portion of a roast or something.
That's one I held onto for a VERY long time. Embarrassingly long.
My college roommates knew the words in "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John couldn't possibly be "lay me down, the chiefs have landed," but we sang it that way anyway since we didn't know the real words. I think they might be "lay me down in sheets of linen?"
I used to think the lyrics to that song were "Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing."
It's kind of cliche, but I really thought it was "There's the bathroom, on the right" Instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise"
Is this a movie tag line or a song lyric? I suck at pop culture.
:-O
You don't know "Bad Moon Rising?" I'm actually MORE surprised that you don't know it solely from the misheard lyric of "there's a bathroom on the right." lol
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I'm really bad with song names and lyrics sometimes too, so I didn't know I knew it until I clicked on @Cricket81's YouTube link! But I do know that one; it's a classic, just didn't know the words.
Wow @calikat80 up until this very second I seriously thought the phrase was "all intensive purposes". I embarrassingly just googled that to make sure maybe you were mistaken and I wasn't wrong this whole time. I am sitting here questioning how many times I may have used this incorrectly, or even worse written it for work or school.
One time while singing loudly I sang "the party don't stop until I walk in", my sister has yet to let me live that down. Looking back I can clearly see how that would be terrible lyrics.
I read a lot as a kid and it gave me a pretty good vocabulary. Unfortunately, books don't tell you how to pronounce all of those cool new words, so I pronounced some words weirdly for years..."chaos" ("chowse" was how I said it) was one that had my mom rolling once she figured it out.
I am this +1, my mom still corrects me all the time. I finally got to say to her (yesterday) I didn't think aquifer was pronounced aqui-fire (at least in Texas).
I said third "reach" instead of "rike" after reading about the Nazis Third Reich. My brother gave me so much crap.
There's this Shania Twain song about domestic violence, and the first line is "Black eyes, I don't need them." Except I thought she was saying "guys" instead of "eyes" and I totally thought Shania was racist when I was 14 and she was so popular. X_X
I'm a really good speller and always have been, but I spelled ridiculous "rediculous" until I was in college. But hey, at least I know there is no A in definitely!!
I always thought it was "Hey RIcky" not "Hey Mickey" which isn't a huge deal except I vehemently argued that I was right to a friend as we were fighting over it. I still feel embarrassed and it was years ago!
When I was little I kept hearing people say, "is the Pope Catholic"? So one day my mom said it to my brother and I sincerely asked if he was in fact Catholic. Yeah, my family still laughs at that one.
Oh! I remembered another one. I thought "making ends meet" was really "making ends-meat" as in making enough money to afford only the, often over-cooked, end portion of a roast or something.
That's one I held onto for a VERY long time. Embarrassingly long.
Re: S/O things you thought were true..
"There's the bathroom, on the right"
Instead of
"There's a bad moon on the rise"
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I also read a lot and pronounced hors d' oeuvres as "whores d' vors" in my mind.
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That's one I held onto for a VERY long time. Embarrassingly long.
:-O
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I'm really bad with song names and lyrics sometimes too, so I didn't know I knew it until I clicked on @Cricket81's YouTube link! But I do know that one; it's a classic, just didn't know the words.
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