The headline will be something like "pregnant woman attempts to perform her own C section". I'm not kidding.. I bet I could find instructions on youtube or something! Holy shit I am uncomfortable today!!! This child feels like she is trying to burrow into my chest cavity. At the rate we're going I think she might believe she is supposed to come out through my mouth. I'm 38+5 and all for this new love of my life staying put until she's ready, but can she take it easy on me in there?!!?
Ugh.. I'm trying so hard to be patient. I know we're all in the same boat so you guys understand my crazy. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Re: I am going insane.. Don't be surprised if you see me on the news tonight.
Headaches, worst mood of my life! This baby needs to come out or I may have a freaking breakdown!
T 2.12 | W 5.14
my 40 week check-up. Peanut is in the +1 position, and I'm having tons of contractions, but a pattern has yet to emerge. I'm 70% effaced but 0% dilated, and my mucus plug is 100% intact. Apparently, my cervical security rivals that of Ft. Knox.
If Peanut doesn't come by then, we will most likely be induced on Monday. Please send all your good juju for a healthy and natural labor. You ladies all have good juju from me as well.
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge: