You have from childhood, either one you remember or one your parents told you.
Mine is one my Mother will never let me live down. I was about 2 or 3 years old and was shopping with my Mom and 2 older sisters for Easter shoes. I was a product of always receiving hand-me-downs and therefor didn't need a new pair. Well as they were trying theirs on I was screaming from the cart "New Shoes Mommy, me new shoes!". My parents had $0 at the time so a $5 pair of patten leather shoes we didn't need was a big deal. Well I kept going on and on "New Shoes Mommy, New Shoes!". My Mom felt bad after all the stares she got and finally gave in and got me the damn shoes.
Funniest part is to this day I am a shoes freak. I have so many it's really ridiculous!
Re: What's the funniest story..
My parents make fun of me for a couple different church stories. One time it was really quiet in the room and the preacher and someone else was up there, and in a really loud voice I said "Mommy, which one is God?!" Everyone looked at me and they were kinda embarrassed.
Another time people were singing a hymn and I started singing the ABCs really loud and they asked me what I was doing, and I just said "I don't want to sing that song! I wanna sing my own song!" And I kept singing the ABCs loud so my parents had to take me out.
I know, not spectacular, but that's all I got!
My mom reminded me of this one just the other day...
I went to preschool at my church, as did my neighbor, so we carpooled. Her family was very conservative, and mine was a little more, shall we say, open. So one morning my mom was driving us, and she was half listening to our conversation when she heard me say something about a penis. My friend said, "A penis? What is that?" to which I replied, "I'm not sure, but my daddy has a BIG one!" My mom said she didn't know whether to be mortified or to howl laughing!!