Ok, so it's been a boring day and we need some poll action. So here goes. So I've signed up for a breastfeeding class, and we were told to bring a "doll or stuffed animal" to practice with. I really don't want to spend money on buying a size/shape appropriate plushy, so I'm just gonna work with what we have in the nursery. Here are my options. Don't steer me wrong ladies....don't steer me wrong.
Who should be my breastfeeding spirit animal? (for entertainment purposes only) 133 votes
Large, very round Stuffed Owl (Right size, wrong shape, and limited comparibility in the "limb" department)
Large stuffed giraffe (probably OK size wize, but the whole neck extension/quadraped thing may cause confusion)
Medium sized stuffed teddy bear with airline pilots hat (non-detachable) (as a former flight attendant, this one is more of a mental hurdle for me)
SS "You're obviously overlooking the appropriate answer here, allow me to enlighten you"
Re: Who should be my breastfeeding spirit animal?
Shit, was that inappropriate? Oh well!
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
I would dress him up like Baby Huey. Let shit get nice and weird...
B-)
Ha, I've had a lot of crazy jobs over the years, I'm always afraid when I make mention of them people are going to think I'm inventing some insane backstory. Just for the record, I have, at one point or another, been each of the following: Paralegal, EMT, Makeup Artist, Flight Attendant, Veterinary Hospital Coordinator, Waitress/Bartender, and about 15 other random things. I've got the W-2's to prove it (and to also prove that none of them paid very well).
Married DH 7/30/11
CSC arrived 5/7/12
CHC arrived 6/2/14
Now I am sad that I missed it. You ladies crack me up
The bumpie formerly known as First Time in MI