WTF Wednesday

awc1986 · May 2014

3,2,1,GO!

awc1986 · May 2014

WTF DD?! You don't poop at all yesterday and then you decide to have 2 blowouts in 3 hours today. Thanks for that. 2 more sleep suits and 2 more onesies added to the laundry pile.

WTF girl parts?! I can see you for the first time in forever! I forgot what you looked like (though there's no way i wanna see the bits that aren't readily on show). And ohai toenails! I'm gonna enjoy cutting you later!

WTF housework?! Do yourself.

gutsysneakers · May 2014

WTF? Why am I eating everything in sight? Seriously - lunch was a 6 inch sub, chips, and THREE cookies!

whimsy515 · May 2014

WTF body?! How many times in a day can one girl poo? TMI I know, but jeez give me a break. I'm actually in fear of having to take a trip to the bathroom now.

WTF DS?! Please, please, please stop kicking me in the kidney or whatever organ it is. It's extremely painful and very annoying. I know it's getting cramped, but knock it off and stay in the middle!

lrmrtn · May 2014

Wtf car? You choose now to need new brakes that cost $400.

Wtf local drivers? On my way to work, I almost got cut off by someone making a left while I was going straight, got beeped at because I waited a split second to go at a yield sign after the car that had the right of way went and got tailgated, passed on the right then cut off by a car who thought I wasn't going fast enough, which, let's just say, I clearly was.

firebelle26 · May 2014

WTF little bird sitting on our tree right next to the bedroom window? Your songs are cute, but not at 4:30 AM, and definitely not a half hour before my alarm goes off! You better quit it before this baby gets here!

Sdufort1216 · May 2014

WTF. woke up with blood on my undies then on 2 more pads plus I soaked 2 thin pads with what I thought was my water breaking! no odor no color went to dr and he said it was nothing. musta peed myself. talk about embarasing

yvanehtnioj · May 2014

WTF fare evasion ticket. My bad, at the ticket machine having a $20 bill is like having no money at all.

WTF eye. PLEASE STOP TWITCHING.

WTF cherry season. Why are you so damn short?

WTF new guy @ work? Can you not have 10 versions of a photo you were editing all uploaded into our website's media library? Virtual clutter makes me stabby!

Mamazon2014 · May 2014

WTF Neighbor's dog!?! Why do you have to bark constantly every time they let you out!?! I'm going to have a newborn around soon and I can tell you are going to make nap times a pain!

Also,WTF neighbors. You are both surgeons and never home! Put your dogs in daycare so that they can be socialized while you are gone 12+ hours a day or at the very least, put in a doggie door so that they can go in and out! And then you wonder why your dogs bark at EVERYTHING! Also, yelling at your dogs to "shut up" while they are barking just adds to the cocophony of noises coming through my windows.

Marcella05 · May 2014

WTF DH? It's not my fault that they can't induce me on the day we chose. We have to roll with the punches. Plus, you never know when baby will decide to make his appearance! And if you don't want to be in the hospital over a weekend, you're going to have to deal with it if that's what ends up happening. Suck it up.

WTF doctor? I am okay with you sending me to L&D for monitoring. I, too, want to make sure baby is okay. But your cervical check did a number on me and I hurt!!! You are a mean mean lady. So done with cervical checks.

dogsombrero · May 2014

2nd or 3rd week of WTF medical staff. Last week you wanted to induce me based on shoulder size, then you didn't, now I go in tomorrow to meet with a specialist because you do again (or don't want me past my due date 5/10). I don't care what you decide just pick a damn thing.

Oh and I have a win today too. I got my hair cut and I'm meeting a friend for a pedi after work. I'm going to be one fabulous beluga in L&D.

Jennyinheaven · May 2014

Wtf baby why were you a perfect angel for two weeks and than picked last night to scream bloody murder all night long and not anyone sleep for even an hour when we had a busy day of errands today

SMM1986 · May 2014

WTF daytime TV, why do you suck?

LoveIsAll25 · May 2014

WTF MIL ... she called me earlier today and when I didn't pick up she immediately called DH, my mother, and FIL (her husband) because she thought I was in the hospital in labor. Seriously, calm the fuck down.

laurblum · May 2014

WTF cervix?! Get to dilating already!!

WTF baby? Drop!!!!! You are hurting my ribs. You gotta move!!

ns1 · May 2014

kitchencolors said:

WTF fake labor? Nuff said.

WTF DD? I'm already feeling like she's mad at me for abandoning her and #2 isn't even here yet .

This with my DD. WTF? She's like the cat; the suitcase comes out to pack the hospital bag and ever since she's been all crazy emotional and attached to me, even though I don't think she really grasps what's going on.

Ezilia · May 2014

WTF Dr I was at 40 weeks and now you tell me that I am at 41 (with the specific FIV calculations) ... and I am still pregnant.

Jennyinheaven · May 2014

MK1013 said:
@SMM1986‌ yes! We recently caved and decided to get cable was a wasteback, I told DH it still feels like we are without, there's NOTHING on. Lame!

Yeah we went down to basic cable with internet access because paying for a regular cable package was a waste because TV was still crap, get Netflix

yvanehtnioj · May 2014

MK1013 said:

@SMM1986‌ yes! We recently caved and decided to get cable back, I told DH it still feels like we are without, there's NOTHING on. Lame!

We recently got cable back after 3 years without it and for weeks all I did was DVR episodes of Roseanne. But then Mad Men & baseball started so now I feel like we get our money's worth.

lauralou3x3 · May 2014

WTF dog. You rarely ever wake me up to go out in the middle of the night. Lately you've woken me up as if it was an emergency. Only to go out and play for 10-15 mins at a time and won't come in. Um hello! It's dark out which means it's NOT play time.

WTF body. I just got over a horrible cold a month ago that lasted 2 weeks. Now I'm sick again! Right before I'm due, awesome.

Marcella05 · May 2014

SSoegaard2011 said:
WTF DH: I do not want to have the you need to quit smoking conversation with you again. LO is due in nine days, do you seriously believe you're going to quit cold turkey once he's here?

I'm in your boat. DH was still smoking as of yesterday and we are having a baby in the next 12-ish hours? Ugh.

SMM1986 · May 2014

The only reason we have cable is because of sports ; you can only watch sports with one cable provider in my area, so you pay their crazy rates or you don't watch sports. Which is fine with me, but DH truly loves his teams. But seriously, there is nothing on.

ho11yday · May 2014

Wtf body...why you have camps all say yesterday and nothing today.

ChartheStar · May 2014

mkquinnwedding said:

WTF body? Why do you only get constipated the day before and the day of doctor's appointments? As if I need that extra weight in my clogged bowels showing on the scale!?!

THIS!!

RachelCA29 · May 2014

WTF Husband: You have a PhD in Computational Neuroscience, how can you be so bad at loading the dishwasher?

@MK1013 I've totally been binge watching old episodes of 16 & Pregnant this week too!!

mmks · May 2014

WTF MIL? You ask if I'm ok driving 30 mins alone w my son? And when I look at you like you've grown 2 heads, you explain it's because I'm so far along....WTF do you think I do all week when I'm the only one taking him places?

WTF husband? Do you really think I want to spend my Mother's Day with YOUR mother, plus spend 3+ hours at 38+ weeks preg riding in the car to do so? And add to that, the fact that we just saw her 6 days ago.

WTF stomach? Why am I hungry again???

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