TMI Tuesday

MollyHooper · May 2014

My nipples are crazy itchy and I am passing farts smell so bad I wish I had a dog to blame them on.

Also DS2 kept me up till 1:30, not a TMI, I just feel like complaining about it.

Rach604 · May 2014

I felt a bruise on my leg through my jeans yesterday so when I went to change that night I looked for it. DH was helping and said "Oh, is that it right there? It looks bad!!" I had to gently tell him that what he was pointing to wasn't the bruise, just my varicose veins.

Dawn5481 · May 2014

IBS and pregnancy do not mix. One day I grow increasingly concerned that my ass is going to fall out, and then I can't go for 3 days. My GI tract is screwed. Thank you Delaney!

haliebabyx3 · May 2014

Like others have said, gas. It is horrible. Also, this cold I have had has had me coughing up some nasty stuff. It tastes horrible. I did cough up blood once. Not sure if that is normal or not. I asked H, his reply was that he wasn't going to say yes and he wasn't going to say no, but if it happened again we would call the doctor.

andatcdc · May 2014

I was sitting on my couch, eating my morning oatmeal, catching up on the threads here. I got up to take my bowl to the kitchen and there was a wet spot on the couch where I was sitting!!! I didn't cough or sneeze I'm not sure how or why there was a wet spot but there was

I am finally hitting the time commando isn't an option

aelhunt · May 2014

The gas..... terrible! I just took a Colace so there's that. I just hope when the urge strikes it won't be somewhere awkward! Ughhh......

OH and I miss the painful inner hemorrhoids. Why you ask? Because now they ITCH! The pain was only when I went #2 but the itching is all the time!

Danielle0989 · May 2014

DH and I went on a double date Friday night with his brother and SIL. We went to see a movie, and there was a kid and his family sitting behind us, well the kid lets a couple rip, and my DH, BIL and his wife all thought it was me. WTF? Why do you assume it's the pregnant lady?!

Chicky0727 · May 2014

There are times it hurts to pee...especially in the morning when my bladder is so full and I sit down. Baby loves to kick that while I'm peeing. Oddest thing ever.

chase16 · May 2014

This isn't really a TMI.. But last night I was craving comfort food so I made tuna casserole.. and realized after it had been in the oven for 10 minutes that I forgot to add the tuna. Pregnancy brain at its finest. smh

pmpkn219 · May 2014

My gas smells so foul. Sometimes H asks my son if he's pooped- because he has a habit of going but not telling anyone (he'll be PT'd never at this rate). It's horrible when he asks that a few seconds after I've passed gas, and I know it's me! but I check J's diaper anyway

kshare18 · May 2014

I was rubbing lotion on my naked body last night when H was staring at me with a shocked and disgusted face. Apparently I am extremely veiny and translucent.

I also have to prop my feet all day every day because they swell up so bad my ankles have rolls. I think I need compression stalkings, yay me....

Raclla · May 2014

I'm wearing a new bra and it fits funny and feels weird. I feel naked and awkward like a 12 yo with my first training bra.

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MollyHooper · May 2014

scarfbandit said:

I really want a bedside commode so I don't have to go so far to pee at night. I have to go at the very least about 5+ times a night....

The first time I was pregnant I was up all the time peeing and our bathroom was down the stairs from us. I tried to convince H that I should get a chamber pot to pee in. it sucks when you have to go all the time.

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kiley820 · May 2014

Seriously, what is with the gas? Before I became pregnant I could count the times I passed gas. Pretty much never. It doesn't help that I can not control when said gas is going to pass and there have been a few close calls in public. Whoops...wasn't me. I know it's stupid but it has always grossed me out and is so embarassing! Ugh.

shaylagirl · May 2014

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so hard about pregnancy farts!! I'm going through it, and since I'm really just a teenage boy trapped in an "old woman's" body, farts make me laugh!!

I think my poops lately smell like baby diaper/baby poop. It's repugnant on the one hand, but I figure it's nostril conditioning on the other hand. Everything from my chin down is doing weird stuff; bloating, or smelling, or leaking, or itching, or stretching.

I'm just gross, period. And kind of reveling in parts of it; DH's farts and poops are RANCID. Payback is such a bitch.

haliebabyx3 · May 2014

shaylagirl said:

I'm sorry, but I'm laughing so hard about pregnancy farts!! I'm going through it, and since I'm really just a teenage boy trapped in an "old woman's" body, farts make me laugh!!

I think my poops lately smell like baby diaper/baby poop. It's repugnant on the one hand, but I figure it's nostril conditioning on the other hand. Everything from my chin down is doing weird stuff; bloating, or smelling, or leaking, or itching, or stretching.

I'm just gross, period. And kind of reveling in parts of it; DH's farts and poops are RANCID. Payback is such a bitch.

YES! H is getting a taste of his own medicine right now. His are awful and now I'm blowing him out.

enigmasara · May 2014

I just farted as I was leaving my boss's office...classy! I am hoping it didn't smell!

I too have been killing my H with the farts. I don't feel bad though, he's been killing me with his for almost 6 years.

Danielle0989 · May 2014

Mine have been bad enough that DH has to roll down the windows in the car. I've never had awful smelling ones before pregnancy. It's payback since I've had to deal with hubby's for 6 and a half years! ;-)

BabyM82714 · May 2014

I somehow have managed to get the flu in May. I'm considering sending BF out for depends because every time I puke I pee myself so much I feel the need to shower. I don't know how I have this much pee or puke in me. Whyyyyy?

teachermommy2014 · May 2014

ok...this may be way too much TMI...but I need to know if anyone else if having terrible bowel movements. I have not had a good "solid" poop in weeks! I eat fruit and some type of cereal bar daily. Anyone else? And the smell...OMG!

raquelynn714 · May 2014

Glad my hemorrhoids are still internal... So sorry @aelhunt ! My right ass cheek hurts like a b and has been causing me to waddle. Snoogle experiment gone wrong. I guess it doesn't work for everyone. Gave that darn thing to hubby.

schnookee · May 2014

S/O hemorrhoids, here's some terrible TMI for you. I had some terrible external hems before I was pregnant that left me with some scar tissue. This lovely scar tissue tends to pop out everytime I go and here's the best part, I have to push it back in. Once in awhile I have a good day and it stays in but that doesn't happen very often. This is especially awesome for a germ freak like me. The only way to fix it is to have it cut off which even the doctor said unless it's really terrible for me he would just deal with it and not do the surgery, I really want a VBAC but this stupid thing has me wondering if I should try or not.

chase16 · May 2014

PunkieNight said:

teachermommy2014 said:

ok...this may be way too much TMI...but I need to know if anyone else if having terrible bowel movements. I have not had a good "solid" poop in weeks! I eat fruit and some type of cereal bar daily. Anyone else? And the smell...OMG!

Yup. I feel like I am pooping constantly. It really sucks

Yes.. It's weird tho.. My stomach actually "talks" so loud with gas that my coworkers hear it.. And then I go to the bathroom and it's air and mucus.

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