Monday confessions - Toddler edition

Barefoot84 · May 2014

I know we did this just last week and it may be a bit soon to start it again, but Tumaini had something to share...

Mommy looked so sleepy this morning, I felt I needed to help her wake up. I waited till she kneeled in front of my high chair to check my ponytail, and I threw my cold glass of milk at her. She looked so silly with milk all over her face, and dripping in her hair that I couldn't stop laughing! Open cups are so much fun! I was so proud of myself because it worked: she started to move a lot faster afterwards and I got to daycare earlier than usual!

EandIMommy86 · May 2014

My mom tried to give me vegetables mixed in with my noodles yesterday at the restaurant. The noodles were so good I ate the veggies anyways, but I will never admit I like them. Also, I really like my baby brother even though I act like I want all the attention. He thinks I'm funny, so I don't mind saying hi and bringing his blankets and pacis.

lewispm · May 2014

I think my mommy's swimsuit top is HILARIOUS. Every time she puts it on, I like to laugh and touch it and yell "booba!" Its really funny. I ask her to put it on me, but she keeps it all for herself. So sometimes, when she is carrying me, I try to pull that thing off her so that I can play with it. It never works, though, so I squish the cups in and bang on them like drums. I also pop the straps really hard when she least expects it. So fun!!!

aylafsu88 · May 2014

I love going for walks. I see all kinds if shiny things lying next to the sidewalk and I love to pick them up. Mom freaks out when I try to put them in my mouth and yells that it is trash. It does not look like trash to me.

Pleione · May 2014

I got my mamma to kiss my bum yesterday! I fell on my bum, and even though it was nice and cushioned I still fussed and when she asked me which body part she needed to kiss for me to feel better, I replied "kiss bum!" I liked it so much I made her do it again today.

WonderJess · May 2014

You guys, I reallllllly hate it when someone steals my boogers. The other day my mom was digging one out and I was SO pissed at her! I flailed and screamed enough that she gave up. You know what I did then? I got myself a cup of water and sneezed in it and that awesome massive booger came flying right out and into my water!!!

She took it away but not before I got some tasty Booger Juice! Winning!!!

snickersforeveryone · May 2014

You know what's really fun???? Offering my veggie straws to mom over and over, becoming more insistent each time. She hates them, but she knows that if she refuses too long, I'll try to give her a tonsillectomy with it. So hilarious!

Ohohohohoh! Another AWESOME game we play is find and wake baby. Mom keeps moving where she puts Nicky down for his nap, but I always find him and screech "UP!!!!" until he wakes up. Mommy keeps saying he needs to sleep, but I know she's lying.

KarmB · May 2014

when I wear dresses without shorts or bloomers underneath, I take my diaper off outside.

bumpuser1509193 · May 2014

I flashed mommy's boobies to the nice guy taking our dinner order. The guy gave me a free cookie for it. If mommy thinks she's the only one who's gonna benefit from those bad boys, she's sorely mistaken.