One & Done: Only child

Care for a giggle at my expense?

So I went to home depot on my lunch break b/c I want to re-do the sun room with new curtains and add décor. So I leave there and go to the bank and from there I went to hobby lobby. Now I should tell you I cheated on my diet yesterday (I know I have NO willpower) but I ate 1 taco bell burrito. So anyway I am in line at hobby lobby and I start sweating and I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants!! OMG it was so terrible. So I got back to work and got everything under control, but apparently you cannot “eat clean” and then throw in fast food…. You WILL almost shit your pants….

Re: Care for a giggle at my expense?

  • Oh no-- that is serioulsy one of the worst feelings.

    Maybe if it happened to me more often, I would eat better, but for whatever reason, my stomach is like a steel drum.

    Yes, I just wished a case of the almost shit your pants on myself.

     

    BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

    Lilypie - (TUWi)

     

  • Loading the player...
  • 2013mommy said:
    That is the worst feeling. I hope you found good stuff while shopping though! 
    LOL actually i did. I got sheer white outdoor curtains (shout out to @yellowwallpaper, 4 denim blue accent pillow with a white damask design on them (our existing patio set is red!!), 1 large canvas painting that is blue, and 3 rectangle wooden signs (2 are red and 1 is blue) they each have a different definition on them (hope, inspire, joy), and I have plans on getting an accent rug but i didn't have enough time.

    I was going for all americana theme, but i didn't find much so i went still with the red, white, and blue but all in like a denim, barn red, and the room is khaki (with white trim). 
  • Damn, that is one of the worst feelings ever!  I'm glad you didn't shit yourself.

    I really like the color theme for the curtains that you got!  I'll bet it's going to look awesome!
    Thanks i hope so. Going to go home and tear down the bamboo ones!! They are really horrible and gross.... I'm a little embarrassed i kept them this long! 
  • You what would have made that scenario funnier?

    If you actually crapped your  pants   =))

    I am so bad.


     our one and only *

    DS - 2011

     

  • That's awful!! I have been there.... I was on a diet forever then decided I wanted a massive hamburger. My stomach felt absolutely awful!!

     Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

  • edited May 2014
    Ugh. Story of my life, I get "Manila belly" like once a month.

    Also 3 months after I became a vegetarian my SIL was in town and we got hamburgers. The next night, after she left and DH was out of the country, I thought I was dying. I called my mom crying, nothing some pepto couldn't fix! 
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"