Balls!

Mamazon2014 · May 2014

Anyone else feel like they are trying to walk with a bowling ball between their legs?

I'm telling ya, give me a 10 gallon hat and a pair of chaps and I could totally fit in with a 1940s spaghetti western!

Here's to loose livin' and bowlegged women!

Miles2Go · May 2014

Yes. Totally. I swear if in went poking around up there i'd feel a head. My whole under carriage is so sore that even sitting on my exercise ball is painful.

Also, because of the title of this thread I was mentally prepping to come in full force with jokes about testes. But hey, this works too.

Mamazon2014 · May 2014

I have a sinus infection and every time I sneeze I think LO is going to come rocketing out of me because of how low he is.

and baby hiccups are so awkward feeling now!

CamrynnsMommy · May 2014

Try actually walking with a "bowling ball" between your legs and then two actual balls (testicles). Talk about awkward...

Bootsie327 · May 2014

I def feel like he may just fall out. If only it were that easy! He is super low though.

Ladiebug30 · May 2014

I feel this too. One day last week I was helping my husband in the yard and he asked why I was walking funny. Oh you know ... just trying not to drop a baby in the backyard.

dogsombrero · May 2014

I love the sexy splay legged "Dude trying to take up all the space" sitting posture I have now. The belly actually rests on my thighs when I sit. I'm glorious!

delatl · May 2014

Yeah, I hate sitting like a guy too. It feels really weird. I can't wait to birth this baby, lose some weight, and finally be able to cross my legs at the knee again when I sit down.

LeeLee86 · May 2014

My DH last night "aw my baby finally has the pregnant lady walk" lol. Glad he thinks it's cute. And yes no one told me you could feel hiccups in your butt!

Mamazon2014 · May 2014

delatl said:
Yeah, I hate sitting like a guy too. It feels really weird. I can't wait to birth this baby, lose some weight, and finally be able to cross my legs at the knee again when I sit down.

I miss being able to cross my legs too. And I want to wear my comfy maxi dresses right now, but it looks awful when I have to sit with my legs apart.

DH thinks the waddle is hilarious. We were at the grocery store last night and he started whistling the theme from the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Roufi · May 2014

Yeah butt hiccups were irritating lol

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

I was taking care of a few things on my own yesterday and holy swollen vag! If I didn't know any better I would gave sworn there was a head about to emerge.

Magheeta · May 2014

pistolpackinmomma said:

I was taking care of a few things on my own yesterday and holy swollen vag! If I didn't know any better I would gave sworn there was a head about to emerge.

This happened to me, too! DH was amused and said, "no wonder they call it a monkey."

Um, what?

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

Magheeta said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

I was taking care of a few things on my own yesterday and holy swollen vag! If I didn't know any better I would gave sworn there was a head about to emerge.

This happened to me, too! DH was amused and said, "no wonder they call it a monkey."

Um, what?

You have a strange one there.

Magheeta · May 2014

@pistolpackinmomma ?

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

Magheeta said:
@pistolpackinmomma ?

Thank you for the graphic. I wonder if DH will still think mine is cute after I show this to him?

jcf2133 · May 2014

So with you... And at my exam the ob checked my cervix and goes- you're at about a centimeter, still pretty thick, but I just poked the baby's head... First, it's crazy to think that she can get in there to poke the baby- that suddenly felt really real Second, that did validate that I'm right- the kid really is right there- wow,

pistolpackinmomma · May 2014

jcf2133 said:
So with you... And at my exam the ob checked my cervix and goes- you're at about a centimeter, still pretty thick, but I just poked the baby's head...
First, it's crazy to think that she can get in there to poke the baby- that suddenly felt really real
Second, that did validate that I'm right- the kid really is right there- wow,

With DS I was slightly weirded out when the dr said he could feel DS's head but was able to push him up still so he wasn't actually engaged. The thought of him being so low like that was so weird to me. But I wasn't over it like I am this time. Now I'd love to have him say that he can feel the baby's head!!

Mamazon2014 · May 2014

I keep waiting for a check! I'm hoping next actual doc visit, but I think they're just like "Whateves" since they're doing biweekly BPPs and I'll be induced if he doesn't come before the 22nd.

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