This gives a whole new meaning to skinny jeans... {NSFW}

Re: This gives a whole new meaning to skinny jeans... {NSFW}

• NotSharknado member

  April 2014

  What the fuck?

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• NeneCakies member

  April 2014

  I shall call this look "the banana split."

  

  
  

  
   

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• bumpuser1691848 member

  April 2014

  Why would any guy think that's appropriate to wear in public?

  

  DD {6.13.10} & DS {5.19.12}

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• NeneCakies member

  April 2014

  Is it still considered a thigh gap if there's cockandballs in the way?

  

  
  

  
   

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• LaurelBee member

  April 2014

  Fucking hipsters

  

  
  

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• bumpuser1691848 member

  April 2014

  @nenecakies Definitely just LOLed.

  

  DD {6.13.10} & DS {5.19.12}

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• Monkeybabe member

  April 2014

  kimandhuck said:

  Why would any guy think that's appropriate to wear in public?

  I've seen women walking around with basically pasties as a top, so, there are people for all looks. This picture is kind of mesmerizing. 

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• nonoemily member

  April 2014

  Those can't be real denim. Are they jeggings?
  
  I hate that word. I hated typing it. Gross.

  Elkanah Brave, born 02/06/2012 7:26am

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  Is that some tightly squeezed cock n balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• studyinpink member

  April 2014

  And I just screenshotted and sent to DH. He hates skinny jeans.

  

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  Bumble bee tuna- your balls are showing. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• bumpuser1691848 member

  April 2014

  Monkeybabe said:

  kimandhuck said:

  Why would any guy think that's appropriate to wear in public?

  I've seen women walking around with basically pasties as a top, so, there are people for all looks. This picture is kind of mesmerizing. 

  Touche.

  

  DD {6.13.10} & DS {5.19.12}

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• bumpuser1691848 member

  April 2014

  @MrsBadKat I'm sorry to disappoint. 

  

  DD {6.13.10} & DS {5.19.12}

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  And who wants to imagine your dick in a gray tone?

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• SpaceGirlSpiff member

  April 2014

  Well... he seems decently endowed at least...?

  
  

  That does look painful though

  
  

  
  

  
  

    
  

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  BunkinMama said:

  Rhino Toe

  Elephantightus

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Smootchy member

  April 2014

  justAphase said:

  I would kill for those legs

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  I keep looking at the ground to see what his cock is pointing toward.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Maebb member

  April 2014

  That's just not attractive to me.
  
  Funny how a little cleavage is considered hot, but a little "dickolletage," to borrow the phrase from @BunkinMama‌, is just gross.

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• NeneCakies member

  April 2014

  If we must lift and separate, he must tuck and tape. #onlyfair

  

  
  

  
   

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• NeneCakies member

  April 2014

  Conceal, don't feel; don't let it show.

  

  
  

  
   

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• PreDempsey member

  April 2014

  The room was probably cold when he got dressed and he thought "oh it isn't that bad"

  
  

  PCOS diagnosed secondary infertility

  BFP #1 (letrozole 2.5mg + ovidrel) February 2016, MMC April 2016 @ 7 weeks

  BFP #2 (letrozole 5mg + ovidrel) July 2016, Beta #1 359, Beta #2 745, Beta #3 11484

  EDD April 9th, 2017

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• Helenahhandbasket member

  April 2014

  missyishere said:

  
  

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  Rhino Toe

  
  

  Elephantightus
  
  Moose knuckle

   

  BFP 1- EDD 2/09/11 Missed MC DX @11 weeks D&C- 7/25/10 BFP 2- EDD 12/22/11 Natural MC @ 5w 2d BFP 3- EDD 1/25/12 DD Josephine born 1/16/12

  

   

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• missyishere member

  April 2014

  It's like Florida decided to take a little turn to the left (or his right).

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• NeneCakies member

  May 2014

  Great. Now it's a sausage patty party.

  

  
  

  
   

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• missyishere member

  May 2014

  lisajay09 said:

  Yowzers!!!

  Now THAT is a moose knuckle.  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• missyishere member

  May 2014

  NellyBluth said:

  

  It looks like his penis is trying to run away.  I would, too, bro.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• nonoemily member

  May 2014

  AuburnGirlSC said:

  NellyBluth said:

  

  Does no one think when designing uniforms?

  Uh, no uniform objections here.

  Elkanah Brave, born 02/06/2012 7:26am

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• Smootchy member

  May 2014

  Helenahhandbasket said:

  missyishere said:

  
  

  BunkinMama said:

  
  

  Rhino Toe

  
  

  Elephantightus

  Moose knuckle
  
  Dick-toe
  

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• Smootchy member

  May 2014 edited May 2014

  Those might be jeggings, if so where's the rule about a long enough shirt to cover your junk?
  
  Edit: mobile correct

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• FrickandFrack member

  May 2014

  I'm dying right now. That is hilarious.

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• Monkeybabe member

  May 2014

  lisajay09 said:

  Those might be jeggings, if so we're the rule about a long enough shirt to cover your junk?

  Perhaps a tunic would help this outfit out...or just make it even creepier.

  A nice, flowing tunic, where a slight breeze gives a peek at the not so hidden package.

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• ShakeyJakey member

  May 2014

  NellyBluth said:

  

  
  I'll take the second from the left please
  

  Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

  
  

  There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
  Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
  Without you I'll never make it out alive
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• ShakeyJakey member

  May 2014

  BunkinMama said:

  ShakeyJakey said:

  NellyBluth said:

  

  
  I'll take the second from the left please
  

  I'll fight ya for him @ShakeyJakey
  

  The one on the right is better in the face, if he's a grower I'll take him.

  Harry Styles = Life Ruiner

  
  

  There’s a lightning in your eyes I can't deny
  Then there’s me inside a sinking boat running out of time
  Without you I'll never make it out alive
  But I know, yes, I know we’ll be alright
  

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  J. 1.14.13 my reason for breathing 

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• missyishere member

  May 2014

  @SandyClam‌ posted a thread a while back with some Scandinavian athlete with giant cack n balls. Anyone else remember that?

  
  

  
  

  
  

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