WTF Wednesday

MrsAdventure · April 2014

Haven't see this yet this morning so let's say goodbye to April in a big WTF way!

MrsAdventure · April 2014

WTF DH?! Did we not just discuss last night that when you get up at four-effing-thirty in the morning you could maybe be a tiny bit more considerate of the fact that I can actually stay in bed and sleep for another four hours. Maybe, while you wondering around the room trying to find whatever it is you've misplaced, you could try not mumbling a running commentary of what's going on. *loud plastic thud* grumble, grumble "damn, it just dropped my cell phone". Ahoy Captain Obvious, thank you for that update, I had no effing idea!! You spent an hour bumbling about the room and now I've lost two hours of sleep because I can't get back to sleep.

And god forbid tonight he has they nerve to ask me why I am so crabby. My head will probably spin off. He's only had this job for 5 days, and 4 out of the 5 mornings he's kept me up X(

RedBirdFly · April 2014

@MrsAdventure‌ - DH has to get up at 530 most mornings. He's only recently stopped turning the light in the bedroom on, but my body is already programmed for the 530 wake up. Too bad DS doesn't wake up until 9 *sob*

amjung2103 · April 2014

@mrsadventure I feel ya - except in my house it's my 15 month old son who is widee awake and ready to play at 530 am ... granted I get up by 630 but still that hour matters!

Emmy Lou · April 2014

WTF excrutiating lower back pain, wrapping around to my lower abdomen. Kept me awake for hours last night! I was NOT in the mood to spend $60 on a maternity pillow, especially for my final pregnancy!

WTF DH. Closing the cupboard after you get a cup is too hard to remember to do?! And then when I say you left the cupboard open you say, "What cupboard?!" Fucking A, I am raising two little girls and a 30 year old man.

kjmommy1214 · April 2014

WTF DH? My ms was at its worst yesterday. It even had me up until 1:00 am. But you tell me that you had the the best night of sleep in the last 18 months. GRRR, I don't want to hear it.

missnacholover · April 2014

WTF coworker? Why do you make farting noises with your mouth? Are you 5? Yes, this is much better than the snorter, but really, grow the F up.

missymaye · April 2014

WTF head. My ms finally went away and now you have to start acting up pounding away every morning. I know this is normal, but is it too much to ask for one day without feeling like my head is going to explode??

TXSparky · April 2014

WTF DDs Daycare? We were standing outside in 40ish degrees ringing the doorbell for 10 minutes and you couldn't be bothered to answer? Then you tell me you couldn't hear the doorbell? If you can't hear the doorbell how can you hear the kids because they are right next to each other? This will only spur me to look for a new daycare faster.

icaughtfire · April 2014

WTF MIL? STOP posting pregnancy-related things (maternity clothes, baby gear, etc) on my fucking Facebook wall. We have not announced this pregnancy yet!! Luckily I usually see it as soon as its posted & can delete it but WHAT THE FUCK do you think people are going to assume by you posting this stuff?! Then when H confronts her about it she pulls this "OOOPS, I thought I sent that to her e-mail!" She's not stupid and definitely knows the difference between e-mail & Facebook -- don't pull that bullshit.

We just went through an early miscarriage, which is why we're waiting until after 12 weeks to announce to friends & family (only parents know). Considering MIL went through 5 miscarriages, you'd think she would be very understanding/supportive about our choice to keep this private for the time being but all I hear from her is that SHE is ready to tell people & why are we making her wait so long. Seriously?!

missnacholover · April 2014

mackenziesmama said:

WTF MIL? STOP posting pregnancy-related things (maternity clothes, baby gear, etc) on my fucking Facebook wall. We have not announced this pregnancy yet!! Luckily I usually see it as soon as its posted & can delete it but WHAT THE FUCK do you think people are going to assume by you posting this stuff?! Then when H confronts her about it she pulls this "OOOPS, I thought I sent that to her e-mail!" She's not stupid and definitely knows the difference between e-mail & Facebook -- don't pull that bullshit.

We just went through an early miscarriage, which is why we're waiting until after 12 weeks to announce to friends & family (only parents know). Considering MIL went through 5 miscarriages, you'd think she would be very understanding/supportive about our choice to keep this private for the time being but all I hear from her is that SHE is ready to tell people & why are we making her wait so long. Seriously?!

I would rage. I have serious problems with people posting other people's news on FB. Even though your MIL hasn't done that, she should know better. WTF?!

Kristy774 · April 2014

mackenziesmama said:
WTF MIL? STOP posting pregnancy-related things (maternity clothes, baby gear, etc) on my fucking Facebook wall. We have not announced this pregnancy yet!! Luckily I usually see it as soon as its posted & can delete it but WHAT THE FUCK do you think people are going to assume by you posting this stuff?! Then when H confronts her about it she pulls this "OOOPS, I thought I sent that to her e-mail!" She's not stupid and definitely knows the difference between e-mail & Facebook -- don't pull that bullshit.

We just went through an early miscarriage, which is why we're waiting until after 12 weeks to announce to friends & family (only parents know). Considering MIL went through 5 miscarriages, you'd think she would be very understanding/supportive about our choice to keep this private for the time being but all I hear from her is that SHE is ready to tell people & why are we making her wait so long.
Seriously?!

Yea- WTF for real!!!

runningmama14 · April 2014

mackenziesmama said:

WTF MIL? STOP posting pregnancy-related things (maternity clothes, baby gear, etc) on my fucking Facebook wall. We have not announced this pregnancy yet!! Luckily I usually see it as soon as its posted & can delete it but WHAT THE FUCK do you think people are going to assume by you posting this stuff?! Then when H confronts her about it she pulls this "OOOPS, I thought I sent that to her e-mail!" She's not stupid and definitely knows the difference between e-mail & Facebook -- don't pull that bullshit.

We just went through an early miscarriage, which is why we're waiting until after 12 weeks to announce to friends & family (only parents know). Considering MIL went through 5 miscarriages, you'd think she would be very understanding/supportive about our choice to keep this private for the time being but all I hear from her is that SHE is ready to tell people & why are we making her wait so long. Seriously?!

I would block her from being able to post. If she gets pissed, you can just say you knew she was a little confused about email vs facebook and wanted to make it easier for her.

mander82 · April 2014

WTF why am I so tired today?

I actually slept good, except for getting up to pee @ 3:30 AM, but I went right back to sleep. Even my cup of coffee didn't help. I want to lay my head on my desk and fall asleep!

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

WTF asshole who stole my spot!!! I was driving around in the pouring rain trying to find a spot and running late for my nuchal test and I finally find one and pull over with my blinker and back up lights on. This d bag then pulls in right behind me. I should mention this is Manhattan where parking is brutal. Anyway I simply can't contain my rage and get out and start screaming at the guy like wtf I'm clearly here waiting for the spot with my blinker on and he just shrugs like sorry I didn't see u. I swear if I had a bat I would've smashed a few windows I was irate. So then I inform him I'm pregnant and late for an appointment so go fuck yourself. My blood is boiling. My car is now in a lot which I'm sure will be at least 30 bucks.

Wtf people in the dr office sneezing and coughing all over. So gross!

JamieK1882 · April 2014

Can I just say I love all the the WTF DHs today. I have rage at mine, so I'm glad I'm not alone.

dr_pr · April 2014

@mackenziesmama, I second @runningmama14--block her from posting!

@brooklyngirl18--that would make me rage too!

WTF allergies. You've been terrible all spring and are just getting worse. I'm in NorCal and we should be done by now! Thanks for waking me up at 6:00 every morning. Which leads me to my second WTF--even if my allergies were letting me sleep, DD has decided that she's now going to wake up at 6:30 after almost 2 years of 8:00 wake-ups. This had better be a (short) phase!

TeeJ526 · April 2014

WTF boss? Why do you insist on clipping your nails at your desk every week? I swear I will flip out if one of your nails lands on me. Also, could you please stop eating hard boiled eggs for breakfast and lunch almost everyday at your desk? The smell was barely bearable before but it is especially nauseating now.

KatzKiss · April 2014

WTF cars! You never give us trouble and then you both break down in the same week. Of course, both while I'm driving with DS and dog. DH's only costs $50 to fix. Mine-$4000. Awesome.

mander82 · April 2014

@TeeJ526 that is soooo nasty!!! Both the fingernails and the egg smell.......I like hard boiled eggs.....but I don't want to smell someone elses....bleh!

missnacholover · April 2014

Also, WTF different coworker?! I asked you to send me the final spreadsheet so I can do my geoprocessing. Please stop sending me updates. I've had to run the same process like 4 times because you apparently don't understand the meaning of "final".

People annoy me.

raelynn71109 · April 2014

WTF coworker, why are you side-eyeing me for drinking a cup of coffee? I can have a freaking cup of coffee!

WTF other coworker, why did you ask me if my pregnancy was a surprise and then act shocked when I said it was planned? What's that all about?!

sweetbabyrahe · April 2014

WTF MS...every time I think you are getting better you come back rearing your ugly head causing me to vomit the last 3 nights.

lizzielu82 · April 2014

dr_pr said:

@mackenziesmama, I second @runningmama14--block her from posting! @brooklyngirl18--that would make me rage too! WTF allergies. You've been terrible all spring and are just getting worse. I'm in NorCal and we should be done by now! Thanks for waking me up at 6:00 every morning. Which leads me to my second WTF--even if my allergies were letting me sleep, DD has decided that she's now going to wake up at 6:30 after almost 2 years of 8:00 wake-ups. This had better be a (short) phase!

I'm in NorCal, too, and allergies have been really awful lately! I feel your pain but at least we're getting some beautiful weather. :bz

MrsC430 · April 2014

Sorry TMI - but WTF constipation?! I know it's to be expected, but it's getting awful & none of my OB's "tips" are helping! Ugh

Carebella · April 2014

WTF, I've been craving Baskin Robbins for a week, I'm finally right by one, and now the nausea is so bad that I can't even handle ice cream. Seriously nausea, I thought we'd agreed you'd at least leave me alone in the mornings. I don't want to be back to all day ms

LongIslandMama1114 · April 2014

WTF mother nature...it's the last day of April! I can understand the rain but temps in the 40s do NOT work for me! None of my work pants fit anymore so I'm the only fool dressed for spring while it's closer to a November day outside. Brr

PandaCon · April 2014

AmandaRae529 said:

WTF mother nature...it's the last day of April! I can understand the rain but temps in the 40s do NOT work for me! None of my work pants fit anymore so I'm the only fool dressed for spring while it's closer to a November day outside. Brr

WTF - Same weather here. Rain for the past week is really getting annoying. Plus my toddler is stir crazy and not napping because we can't even run out his energy!

Dimples0101 · April 2014

WTF people who say you are pregnant for 10 months? It's 9 months. Following the logic that a pregnancy lasts 10 months means that there are 13 months in a year. I got pregnant in March, I'm due in Nov. That's 9 months, end of story.

PandaCon · April 2014

Dimples0101 said:

WTF people who say you are pregnant for 10 months? It's 9 months. Following the logic that a pregnancy lasts 10 months means that there are 13 months in a year. I got pregnant in March, I'm due in Nov. That's 9 months, end of story.

The problem is people think that 4 weeks = 1 month....

Dimples0101 · April 2014

PandaCon said:

Dimples0101 said:

WTF people who say you are pregnant for 10 months? It's 9 months. Following the logic that a pregnancy lasts 10 months means that there are 13 months in a year. I got pregnant in March, I'm due in Nov. That's 9 months, end of story.

The problem is people think that 4 weeks = 1 month....

Exactly.

amjung2103 · April 2014

PandaCon said:

Dimples0101 said:

WTF people who say you are pregnant for 10 months? It's 9 months. Following the logic that a pregnancy lasts 10 months means that there are 13 months in a year. I got pregnant in March, I'm due in Nov. That's 9 months, end of story.

The problem is people think that 4 weeks = 1 month....

and then there's the you're pregnant for 9 FULL months which is 10 ... haha some people like to get picky - and this is why i stick to weeks!

lisaren · April 2014

Wtf to shiny happy cupcake rainbow loving skittle eating people. Shove a skittle up your ass.

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

raelynn71109 said:

WTF coworker, why are you side-eyeing me for drinking a cup of coffee? I can have a freaking cup of coffee! WTF other coworker, why did you ask me if my pregnancy was a surprise and then act shocked when I said it was planned? What's that all about?!

i was drinking a coke at dinner a few weeks ago and my SIL was all like aren't you not supposed to drink soda? like dude back off i can have a coke once in a while not like she even knows what she's talking about. people annoy me when they try to say what i can and can not have. i did my research now go away.

brooklyngirl18 · April 2014

lisaren said:

Wtf to shiny happy cupcake rainbow loving skittle eating people. Shove a skittle up your ass.

i

you @lisaren

kfirstiun · April 2014

WTF town office...you didn't have my deed on file until March 19th but I was suppose to know that I had to submit the tax form before March 1st? Doesn't make any sense to me...$500 extra in Taxes sounds fabulous!

LongIslandMama1114 · April 2014

I have one more....

WTF Photobucket for automatically posting the picture I uploaded to you that says "November 2014 Mums" when I haven't made the announcement on Facebook yet.

I know, I know...I probably should've checked the settings first but I didn't think anything of it. AND it was up for hours. No one "liked" or commented on it but FML...I know someone will tell me they saw it once I DO announce.

(

Kristy774 · April 2014

lisaren said:
Wtf to shiny happy cupcake rainbow loving skittle eating people. Shove a skittle up your ass.

You ok? You do realize you are that person around here, right love?

*usually*

Kristy774 · April 2014

WTF weather. I need to go pick up DS from school for an after school play practice and I have somewhere to go tonight and its torrential downpour.

icaughtfire · April 2014

lisaren said:
Wtf to shiny happy cupcake rainbow loving skittle eating people. Shove a skittle up your ass.

Whoa..are you feeling okay?

PandaCon · April 2014

Kristy774 said:

Wtf to shiny happy cupcake rainbow loving skittle eating people. Shove a skittle up your ass.
You ok? You do realize you are that person around here, right love? *usually*

That is exactly what I was thinking!

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