Open letter saturday.

amdecker1016 · April 2014

Its saturday right? I hope so!

Dear LO-
Thank you for being consistant and sleeping five hours at a time this last week. It was nice!

Signed-
Mommy who is still sleep deprived (but catching up!)

Dear cat-
Thanks for getting out of the house and making me crawl under my car to get you.

Signed-
Your owner who should have left you under there, but couldn't because she loves you too much.

Stupid cat. =]

Lets here yours!

teachermommy9967 · April 2014

Dear Daughters

Please stop fighting with each other. I know you are sick of being stuck in the house but mommy can't take all 3 of you out without daddy's help and he is at work.

Love your mommy who is going to go grey before her 32nd birthday

Dear baby boy

If you want to be a night hawk like daddy then please let daddy hold you so mommy can go to bed cause I'm not a late night person like daddy...mommy doesn't like seein 1am come and go. Besides it would be good bonding time for you both.

Love your mommy who would love to go to bed before midnight

kimberpoo · April 2014

Dear Baby Bear,

1) I love you more than anything.

2) I'm sorry you have gas problems and your belly hurts. I'm so sad when you fuss because you hurt. I'm going to do my best to get you feeling well.

3) i know you don't want to be put down, but can you please sit nicely for 5 mins? daddy is sleeping because he is on midnight shift and I have to go potty.

theluckiest9 · April 2014

Dear husband,
If you don't stop snoring and keeping me up after the MOTN feed I may smother you in your sleep.
Love,
Wifey

mevensen · April 2014

Dear Netflix,

Please get the new season of Pretty Little Liars and Sons of Anarchy soon. I can't watch anymore of DH's movie choices. K thanks.

Sincerely,

Loyal subscriber, but not for long if you don't comply.

edit: stupid iPad spacing.

matitice · April 2014

Dear my favorite Boston Terrier Vinny,

I really do love you tons & would pretty much do anything for you. After all, you were my first son even if you have 4 legs. However, you are well aware of the designated blankets in the house that you are allowed to lay on & the one I'm currently cuddling with isn't one of them. Please stop laying on the bottom of it which then results in it slipping off of me & wrapping & warming you. I'm not a fool & know you're trying to claim it as your next blanket victim. Go get your zebra blanket that looks like death even after 2 washings & cuddle with rhat.

Signed,
your loving but cold hummom.

ProudMommy030614 · April 2014

Dear running sneakers

I have friggen missed you and had a blast running with you this AM!

Love me

Dear boobs

Please don't let the milk supply drop because I started running again!

myfriendscallmemeg · April 2014

Dear baby Holland,

Your weird leg twitch is just like the dogs. Please stop it, as the dog is definitely not your father.

Love,

Mom.

klp830 · April 2014

Dear house,

Please sell so that we can buy our next house and I can make an actual nursery for LO.

Signed,
A mommy who is sick of living in house limbo

Dear LO,

I keep reading about 3-4 wk olds who are sleeping 5-6 stretches at night. You are 7 wks old and only doing 3-3.5 hrs between feedings, when are you going to start sleeping longer stretches?

Love,
Your very tired mommy who would like to sleep more than 2 hrs at a time.

BethRN1987 · April 2014

klp830 said:
Dear house,

Please sell so that we can buy our next house and I can make an actual nursery for LO.

Signed,
A mommy who is sick of living in house limbo

Dear LO,

I keep reading about 3-4 wk olds who are sleeping 5-6 stretches at night. You are 7 wks old and only doing 3-3.5 hrs between feedings, when are you going to start sleeping longer stretches?

Love,
Your very tired mommy who would like to sleep more than 2 hrs at a time.

Here feel better- I have. Almost 8 week old that only does 2.5-3 stretches. Gah! I go back to work Monday to

amandapthompson · April 2014

Dear DS-

Please for the love of God, start listening!!

Love,
Tired of getting on to you, mommy.

Dear LO-

I guess that up every hour last night thing you did was bc I have been bragging that you are finally on a good routine huh? Not cool.
And also not cool that you have only napped for 30 min since 1 pm today. And you won't let me put you down. How am I supposed to feed your brother or myself?

Love, your stressed out momma.

Dear h-

Hurry up with your hitch and get home so I can have a breather. It's been a long 2 weeks... Hurry up days off.

Love-
Exhausted wife

saisongbird · April 2014

Dear boobs,

Please make more milk. I'm eating real food again and am tired of you not making enough to satisfy my daughter. I've accepted the fact that we will probably never EBF but it would be nice to be 50-50.

Signed,

the mom who is really upset with herself over her breast reduction 10 years ago, even though she knows it was the right thing for her body.