An explorer comes across a talking Koala in Australia. The Koala says, "can you send me somewhere to have a good time?" The explorer packs him in a crate and sends him to New York City.
The flight attendant unpacks the crate,and finds the talking Koala. The Koala says to the attendant, I am on a search to have a good time, can you send me there?" So the attendant walks him to the taxi stand and tells him to tell the cab driver that, and gives him money for the trip.
The Taxi driver says "Where to?" So the Koala says "take me somewhere I will have a good time." So the taxi driver takes him to a prostitute on a street corner.
The Koala and the prostitute have a great time! Then the Koala gets up and starts walking to the door. The prostitute shouts, "hey, don't you know what I am? You have to pay me to have a good time!" So the Koala responds, "don't you know what I am? A bear who eats bush and leaves." and he walks out the door.
A bunch of sperm were travelling along together. One sperm turns to another and asks, "How much further until the Fallopian tubes?" The other sperm replies, "I think they're just past the esophagus."
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Beef stroganoff.
'I loved you for a thousand years and I will love you for a thousand more'
The programmers wife asked him to run out and get a loaf of bread from the store, if they have eggs, get a dozen
He came home with 12 loaves of bread.
A priest, rabbi and a lawyer walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this a joke?"
Mom to S-07/22/10 & Q-12/14/11 L-8/23/14
And what do you call a sleep walking nun,
A romming (roman) Catholic
We were waiting at the doctors office. The jokes made me giggle
A bunch of sperm were travelling along together.
One sperm turns to another and asks, "How much further until the Fallopian tubes?"
The other sperm replies, "I think they're just past the esophagus."