Things to do with your hands that men like

Re: Things to do with your hands that men like

• Gatorsgirl731 member

  April 2014

  Polish and sort his cuff links? Wtf?

  
  
  

  
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• jkuns7ty member

  April 2014

  Count his ribs? Lol. Just making sure they are all there, honey?

  

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  Oh, how far we've come, ladies! (Serious). Cosmo on the other hand. ..

               
  

      

                               

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• trackgirlparis member

  April 2014

  These ones made me laugh really really hard:
  
  Pamper his dog or pussycat?
  
  Build him a sandcastle? -I'll get right on that.
  
  Tie him up and tickle him-mmmm, yeah tickling isn't exactly what I would do.
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

      

                 

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• BMom99 member

  April 2014

  Pumice his calluses ewwwwwwww!

  
  

  
  

  

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  Smash his goblet in the fireplace?

               
  

      

                               

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  First of all if he had a goblet that's be awesome. Secondly, smashing it would not turn him on but enrage him. GDI cosmo, you're drunk

               
  

      

                               

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• 5speckledfrogs member

  April 2014

  Major lolz. "Do needlepoint while he watches" ?? What a fun way to spend an evening

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• vvg28 member

  April 2014

  Do I sense some subtle innuendos?
  
  
  
  

   

  

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• sleepy33 member

  April 2014

  "Pull your miniskirt off your supersinuous frame slow and easy."
  
  aka everybody did a lot of coke and was crack-whore skinny in the 70's.
  

  
  
  

  

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• calibr8te member

  April 2014

  omg. This made me lolz for real. 

  
  

  The 'perfect doting' women were socially expected to perform pre 1980s feminism makes me think of this:

  
  

  
  

  
  

   
  

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• RedZee member

  April 2014

  Almost didn't own this cause I thought it was nsfw. So glad I did. I'll start needlepoint now.

       
  

  
  
  

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  Maybe needle point is a euphemism ::wiggles pinky finger::

               
  

      

                               

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  calibr8te said:

  The 'perfect doting' women were socially expected to perform pre 1980s feminism makes me think of this:

  
  

  
  

  
  Yessss. Some of these are major eyebrow raisers. "Take a letter (like his Secretary)" MMM, say what?
  
  On the other hand, if I "always gave him my hand to help me out the car" then I'd always be left behind!
  

               
  

      

                               

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• RedZee member

  April 2014

  I just decided to look past how totally offensive most of those are (take his pulse even if you don't know how). I read many of them to DH last night. He said, "why would you take someone's pulse? There should only be 1 thing on that list. It was probably written by someone who wonders why she's still single." In the meantime, I'm totally annoying him.
  

       
  

  
  
  

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• PongoLePond member

  April 2014

  I have avoided this thread until now because I just wasn't sure... But I'm so glad I opened it. My coworkers think I'm delerious now.

  

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  RedZee said:

  I just decided to look past how totally offensive most of those are (take his pulse even if you don't know how). I read many of them to DH last night. He said, "why would you take someone's pulse? There should only be 1 thing on that list. It was probably written by someone who wonders why she's still single." In the meantime, I'm totally annoying him.
  

  It's a Cosmo article and the chauvinism definitely shows. It really illustrates how normal this attitude was.
  

               
  

      

                               

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• Ajoyd member

  April 2014

  Tl;dr: did hand jobs make the list?

  
  

  
  

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  TTC #2 in December 2014. BFP 12-31-14. Expecting a September baby!

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• Weljadraak member

  April 2014

  Ajoyd said:

  Tl;dr: did hand jobs make the list?

  Apparently hand jobs don't turn men on but you could section his grapefruit? If that doesn't work, shaking hands with his ex wife most definitely will.
  

               
  

      

                               

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