Never Have I Ever...

tamarar5 · April 2014

How about a round? And those mommies who can pop a cork... Pour s bottle sized glad for me and send me your buzzed vibes! I'm exhausted and the kids are cranky even though we had a great day.

Never have I ever... managed to eat an entire jar of Mrs. Richardson's b Hot Fudge in one sitting. (Though I continue to try.)

Remember, love tit if you HAVE done it!

DublinMama · April 2014

I don't know if this has been done before or not...

But never have I ever had a three way.

TarheelMama202 · April 2014

DublinMama said:

I don't know if this has been done before or not...

But never have I ever had a three way.

DublinMama · April 2014

TarheelMama202 said:

DublinMama said:

I don't know if this has been done before or not...

But never have I ever had a three way.

lol I thought you might show up for this one....Hot Bitch.

TarheelMama202 · April 2014

lrtrauth said:

TarheelMama202 said:

DublinMama said:

I don't know if this has been done before or not...

But never have I ever had a three way.

I hate you but then I don't. Totes fantasize about one, but I'm crazy jealous and probably couldn't handle it.

It was with....

POOF.

Rosebean · April 2014

Never have I ever had taken the 'Beave' to Brazil.

tamarar5 · April 2014

Lol! I edit porn for a living. A 3 way just seems boring.

tamarar5 · April 2014

Rosebean said:
Never have I ever had taken the 'Beave' to Brazil.

I was about to ask what this meant... but I get it now.

TarheelMama202 · April 2014

lrtrauth said:

Like I said earlier, I don't have carpeting in the dining room

Me neither. It just gets in the way of my dining experience. And by my dining experience, I mean DH's.

tamarar5 · April 2014

lrtrauth said:
Besides the fact that I don't want to be all 1970's retro with my bush. It's called paying it forward to the man. Maybe it turn they will trim their shit up.

I dated a guy who was intense about his msnscaping. It was kind of awkward. He trimmed a heart on valentines day. I busted out laughing so hard it kind of ruined the mood. And that heart with his "arrow" through it has been permanently scared into my eyes and memory!

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

Gross, @TamaraR4! That is really weird. But then again, I had a boyfriend ask me to manscape for him… and I did it. I didn't do any weird fancy shit, but maybe I have no room to talk.

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

Never have I ever not known the first name of a one night stand.

DublinMama · April 2014

Who has time to trim their bush into a heart? That's why my motto is "less is more." For everyone!

TarheelMama202 · April 2014

What does it say about me when I can't come up with any "Never have I ever" statements?

tamarar5 · April 2014

TarheelMama202 said:
What does it say about me when I can't come up with any "Never have I ever" statements?

I love you!!!

tamarar5 · April 2014

DublinMama said:
Who has time to trim their bush into a heart? That's why my motto is "less is more." For everyone!

Nothing more sexy than picking strays out of your teeth. :-&

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

Never have I ever been with a girl without a dude present

TarheelMama202 · April 2014

TamaraR4 said:

Who has time to trim their bush into a heart? That's why my motto is "less is more." For everyone!
Nothing more sexy than picking strays out of your teeth. :-&

Omg. DYING!

tamarar5 · April 2014

Never have I ever imagined I was with someone else while doing the deed with DH. (But I used to pretend everyone else was him in the act!)

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

@TamaraR1 - I haven't fantasized about someone else while I was with an SO, but I did once drunkenly call out my FWB's name while DTD with a one-nighter. 18 and 19 were embarrassing, shameful ages for me lol

tamarar5 · April 2014

je+suis=fatiguee said:
@TamaraR1 - I haven't fantasized about someone else while I was with an SO, but I did once drunkenly call out my FWB's name while DTD with a one-nighter. 18 and 19 were embarrassing, shameful ages for me lol

DH is DA bomb n the sack. My total number is 5 and DH fills in at both 2 and 5. 1, 3, and 4 were pathetic. I don't know if they just didn't know what to do or if the size of the boat made the difference. But the only way I could get off was imaging I was with DH and clicking the mouse myself.

Poppy523 · April 2014

Never have I ever been with two different people within 24 hours

Poppy523 · April 2014

I feel really lame. I haven't gotten to love tit one thing...I swear I am not as boring as i sound...

DublinMama · April 2014

In the spirit of my O.O.B post from other conversations

Never have I ever had sex with someone whose first name I didn't know.

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

DublinMama said:

In the spirit of my O.O.B post from other conversations

Never have I ever had sex with someone whose first name I didn't know.

I already said that one! Except I worded it really strangely lol

jdilorenzo · April 2014

Never have I ever dressed up in costume to do the deed.

tamarar5 · April 2014

jdilorenzo said:
Never have I ever dressed up in costume to do the deed.

Does a pink teddy with kitty ears count as a costume? Or changing into it while at work and wearing a trench coat to safely leave the building unseen?

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

Never have I ever intentionally engaged in buttsecks.

(There was this one time with a horrible, horrible drunken miscommunication between a partner and me… I don't hold it against him).

tamarar5 · April 2014

@je+suis=fatiguee‌ Lmao!

)

Poppy523 · April 2014

jdilorenzo said:
Never have I ever dressed up in costume to do the deed.

Yay!! I got one!! Im a bad bad girl!

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

Poppy523 said:

Never have I ever dressed up in costume to do the deed.
Yay!! I got one!! Im a bad bad girl!

Now I want to know what the costume was!

Poppy523 · April 2014

je+suis=fatiguee said:

Poppy523 said:

jdilorenzo said:
Never have I ever dressed up in costume to do the deed.
Yay!! I got one!! Im a bad bad girl!

Now I want to know what the costume was!

Which time?!?! Muwahahahaha..

I bought this dominatrix costume in college. Boots, thigh highs, corset, whip....its hell to get into. No element of surprise because I disappear for about three hours to put it on...lots of hooks and snaps

Puck1182 · April 2014

Poppy523 said:

Never have I ever dressed up in costume to do the deed.
Yay!! I got one!! Im a bad bad girl!

I was proud of myself for finally being able to love tit one too! ;-)

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

I am in awe of you, @Poppy523. ^:)^

jesuisfatiguee · April 2014

PeanutR1 said:

je+suis=fatiguee said:

Never have I ever intentionally engaged in buttsecks.

(There was this one time with a horrible, horrible drunken miscommunication between a partner and me… I don't hold it against him).

Does it count if you agreed to it, then about an inch in went" oh, wait, just kidding!"

Yep, that counts. Still funny, though!

draeray · April 2014

Ok here goes mine:

Never, have I ever, had a threesome with 2 men in Vegas that I just met on my 21st birthday. Or had relations with another man I just met (in Vegas--different time) in the corner of Spearmint Rhino.

Yikes. My 20's made me sound like I was a whore!

draeray · April 2014

lrtrauth said:

draeray said:

Ok here goes mine:

Never, have I ever, had a threesome with 2 men in Vegas that I just met on my 21st birthday. Or had relations with another man I just met (in Vegas--different time) in the corner of Spearmint Rhino.

Yikes. My 20's made me sound like I was a whore!

:-O :-O :-O

You're not supposed to put something you actually did, RIGHT???? @draeray ::gasp::

It's okay, I was a total Slooty McSlootster

I never said I actually did it!

colinsfebmommy · April 2014

:-O :-O :-O

You're not supposed to put something you actually did, RIGHT???? @draeray ::gasp::

It's okay, I was a total Slooty McSlootster

Lmfao love that!!! FYI lets just say I had GOOD times in my 20's and not only did I have no regrets doing it, it truly was a fabulous time. My husband should actually thank me for now he is benefitting from my skills

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