Throat Punch Thursday

theholmanherd · April 2014

The best day of the week.

I would like to TP long cycles. Still no sign what-so-fucking-ever that AF is on her way. *%#%!?

Your turn!

theholmanherd · April 2014

I would also like to TP all my unsupportive jackass 'friends' on fb that have completely ignored my IF posts this week. Screw you. I'm thisclose to deleting my fb.

wcasar · April 2014

I want to TP my period this week. Its been a heavy painful cycle and I'm over it.

Sewfie · April 2014

I want to TP my uterus. I've been having breakthrough bleeding for three days now (Tuesday was just a little spotting, but yesterday and so far today has been more than just a little bit). I've never spotted while on the pill before. I'm just getting super anxious of something fracking up and making me have to reschedule my lap surgery next week.

theholmanherd · April 2014

@calindi, I hate Target clothes. They have weird sizing. Their bras are even worse, but I have a weird size.

MrsCMK2011 · April 2014

******Children mentioned*******

Can I get a TP for my best friends 19 yo babysitter who go ku by some guy in a homeless shelter when she ran away from home and was eavesdropping on our conversation and barges in and asks what infertile is ? Ummmmm really ? Chick didn't even know how to make apple juice from frozen concentrate ..... Needless to say she is no longer babysitting but i do worry about her baby she didn't even get care until 16 weeks and she knew all along just didn't want to go .... How do people like this get pg so easily ...... Ugggggggg!

And then ......

Can I also get a TP for my sister in law who( has 1 child that they had no issues conceiving) keeps telling me how hard it has been trying for baby #2 and they are ready to give up hope and are getting a referal to see an RE after only trying since going off BC in December ....... Ugggghhhhhh again I want to TP her extra hard don't tell me how hard it's been we've been trying for years with no luck sorry just needed to get that out of my system

erollis · April 2014

I would like to TP the mom and family that filed a complaint about me. My job is now in jeopardy due to one complaint for the entire time I've been working for this company. I'm not saying you don't have a right to feel the way you do or complain but YOU ALL ARE DELUSIONAL WITH F*ING BABY BRAIN! I treat all moms and families with excellent customer service, politeness, understanding, and respect. And I smile despite how I'm doing in my personal or work life because service without a smile isn't friendly service. I never deviate in my responses. You completely misunderstood what I was saying and twisted my words.

Plus you have now made me doubt myself, caused me stress, and make me worry that I've upset other families. Upsetting people is not my intention, ever!

theholmanherd · April 2014

@erollis‌ oh no! I hope everything works out!

erollis · April 2014

theholmanherd said:
@erollis‌ oh no! I hope everything works out!

It's like I'm on office space I get told multiple times. I handled it professionally with my superiors but this is one more nail in the coffin of how horrible work can be.

I do what I do not for the money (I don't get paid much hourly) but because of my passion and joy it brings. I'm having the hardest time at this new hospital. It's good to know my coworker who moved with me is struggling too.

And I'm going to have to give 200% now and pray nothing else happens. I've been extensively trained as a trainer for the company. I know what I'm doing making this even more upsetting to me.

tifga · April 2014

I want to TP my sister in law for her stupid freaking FB pregnancy announcement.

I want to TP my clinic because I am natural cycle I don't really get any notice of monitoring.

I want to TP husband for being a moody brat because he lost his job.

I want to TP my freaking allergies which have suddenly gone haywire.

And I think I will throw in TPing the prometrium because I am not usually this angry so I wonder if it is not a side effect of coming off that.

tifga · April 2014

@erollis that is just awful. I hope things get better for you and your coworker.

athlete010688 · April 2014

Hugs to all those that need them!

@erollis - hope everything works out okay!!

AFM - I don't have any major TPs. But it's still early

erollis · April 2014

I hope it does get better at work for my coworker and myself. We are both feeling let down and defeated.

@MrsCMK2011‌ I would want to TP both of those people too!

wanderlust508 · April 2014

@NariaDreaming‌ - I feel your pain!

I would like to TP these fucking fibroids in my uterus. I'm pretty sure they are playing a role in why I haven't gotten KU so far. Even though the RE keeps insisting that they're not the problem since they are not within the uterine cavity. I don't care! They are there and every month I feel bloated and sometimes look a little pregnant (even though I'm not....what a cruel joke). I want them gone!!!

gsancho · April 2014

Just the general crappy day...woke up with at 3am with a migrane and spent the morning puking, finally felt better but my cat threw up a hairball on our new comforter, and now I'm getting heavy spotting with clotting...so probably a BFN. Ready for the end of the day, so I can get home and rest!

carriek565 · April 2014

***Children mentioned***

I want to TP bring your kid to work day at my office today. I had no idea it was until I got in the elevator at lunch and there were several kids in there, one of which is a baby being fed a bottle by the mom. I wanted to scream.

@nariadreaming - I feel the same way - it almost gives me no hope of any IUI's working.

@erollis - I hope it gets better for you - that kind of stress is the last thing you need!

mrskovarik · April 2014

Im mainly a lurker on here, but I just had to chime in on TPT today. My SIL, who has no kids, is ttc and so I update her once in a while of my infertility journey. So when I sent her a brief update that I i was out for round four, and I was moving to IUI next , she sent me this gem of a text back at me: "I know you want nothing more than to have a baby but I think it would be helpful to sort of try really hard to be sort of try really hard to be a bit more logical about it all. like not so in love with the idea of getting pregnant. I know that's really shitty but I've seen women go F$#%ing bananas because of their hormones and become nearly catatonic after the birth because it's just been such a roller coaster ride. Honestly I love you and 'DH' to the marrow and i would be lying if i said i wasn't worried about what kind of toll this is taking on you guys emotionally, you know what i mean?"

tifga · April 2014

@i mrskovark well isn't she just sweet and helpful.

theholmanherd · April 2014

mrskovarik said:

Im mainly a lurker on here, but I just had to chime in on TPT today. My SIL, who has no kids, is ttc and so I update her once in a while of my infertility journey. So when I sent her a brief update that I i was out for round four, and I was moving to IUI next , she sent me this gem of a text back at me: "I know you want nothing more than to have a baby but I think it would be helpful to sort of try really hard to be sort of try really hard to be a bit more logical about it all. like not so in love with the idea of getting pregnant. I know that's really shitty but I've seen women go F$#%ing bananas because of their hormones and become nearly catatonic after the birth because it's just been such a roller coaster ride. Honestly I love you and 'DH' to the marrow and i would be lying if i said i wasn't worried about what kind of toll this is taking on you guys emotionally, you know what i mean?"

wow. I hope you found some nice way to respond to her that still clearly conveyed the message that she should eff off. Sorry about that

You should intro here!

mrskovarik · April 2014

theholmanherd said:

mrskovarik said:

Im mainly a lurker on here, but I just had to chime in on TPT today. My SIL, who has no kids, is ttc and so I update her once in a while of my infertility journey. So when I sent her a brief update that I i was out for round four, and I was moving to IUI next , she sent me this gem of a text back at me: "I know you want nothing more than to have a baby but I think it would be helpful to sort of try really hard to be sort of try really hard to be a bit more logical about it all. like not so in love with the idea of getting pregnant. I know that's really shitty but I've seen women go F$#%ing bananas because of their hormones and become nearly catatonic after the birth because it's just been such a roller coaster ride. Honestly I love you and 'DH' to the marrow and i would be lying if i said i wasn't worried about what kind of toll this is taking on you guys emotionally, you know what i mean?"

wow. I hope you found some nice way to respond to her that still clearly conveyed the message that she should eff off. Sorry about that You should intro here!

It took everything i had not to jump through the phone and punch her face in. I was surprised at my response to her which was firm but not rude back at her. I then went on to calmly tell her how hurt i was by that and she followed up by letting me know it was my fault for reading the txt message wrong along with some even more nasty crap that was even more awful! Needless to say I had a glass of wine and a large vent session afterwards with my aunt

StacyLH24 · April 2014

I would like to throat punch the very negative FRER that I took when I got home. And I would like to TP my attempted journey to pregnancy so far.

theholmanherd · April 2014

Sorry about the BFN, @StacyLH24

pmpknbride · April 2014

I do not have a throat punch today, so I'd like to give mine to @mrskovarik‌ - she may have been well meaning but I think some one needs to open a can of whoop a$$ on her and send her a link to resolves etiquette page. I'm sorry you had to go through that! There is such a stigma attached to IF that if you go on hormones you will go completely bonkers on it, and that's just not true!

mrskovarik · April 2014

pmpknbride said:

I do not have a throat punch today, so I'd like to give mine to @mrskovarik‌ - she may have been well meaning but I think some one needs to open a can of whoop a$$ on her and send her a link to resolves etiquette page. I'm sorry you had to go through that! There is such a stigma attached to IF that if you go on hormones you will go completely bonkers on it, and that's just not true!

Thanks lol. I am SO close to sending her a link to the resolve site but at this point I am so mad that I don't even want to hear an apology anymore. the last text she sent me was far worse and hurtful, but a little too personal for me to post on here

Thanks for the support ladies!

theholmanherd · April 2014

@mrskovarik, that's awful. I'm so sorry

She sounds like a real peach.

MrsCMK2011 · April 2014

@mrskovarik‌ aren't sil great ?Not!! Now I want to tp my sil and yours with both fists extra hard ....hugs!

erollis · April 2014

Holy Moly @mrskovarik how could that be misread? That's horribly mean. I'll throw in an extra TP to your SIL.

Mommalawyer · April 2014

If like to TP my ovaries. With a tennis racket, since they are the size of tennis balls and covered in cysts. I can't have sex or even be active. Why can't you just cooperate?!?

Honorable mention for TP to DH sperm. Well done assholes. 8 million of you and not a single one of you could get to one of the multiple eggs after getting a first class seat most of the way there. You may move up to full TP status if you don't step up.

I'd like to TP my job for rotating me out of my rotation to an "easier" rotation because of my "medical issues" (fertility treatment). Now I loathe going to work and have little purpose.

I'd like to TP my birthday. I turned 38 this week and feel old.

I'd like to TP the puppy for pissing all over my super special & cozy Nordstrom blanket that DH got me for Valentines Day.... When the door to go potty was WIDE open.

I'd lastly like to TP my fertility meds for not only making me crazy, but adding on pounds, in the form of cellulite rather than baby.

Amykeir · April 2014

I'd like to TP the 2WW! I just want a BFP or AF - is that too much to ask?

wishiwaspreggo · April 2014

I'd like to TP my uterus. Bleed, you stupid thing!!!! You KNOW it's time to bleed!! Just get it over and done with so I can get started on my next cycle!!! My temperature dropped this morning but not by a lot. I may not see blood until tomorrow morning.

Ugh. I am so over it. I haven't been able to even try to get pregnant since January. It's been three fucking months. It's time to get this show on the road, Ute!!!

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Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motilityIUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFNIVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!

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Me 33, DH 37 -- TTC since Jan'12 -- Low AMH (0.78) & endo, SA w/ low motility
IUI's 1-3 = BFN, IVF converted to IUI 4/13 = BFN
IVF 1.2: 8R 6M 4F -- 2 blastocysts frozen, FET 8/15 = BFP!!
Beta #s = 445;1,098; 9,545 -- EDD 5/2 -- Team Pink!