DD figured out pretty much when we brought DS home from the hospital that he was different. While I was changing his daiper, she said something about his nut. I was like, 'What are you talking about?' She said, 'DS has a nut. A peanut.' At which point I had to stop giggling to correct her pronunciation of 'penis.'
And now you know why guys call them nuts.
Mom to 3 year-old girl and 1 year-old boy
Re: S/o Bathing Together Funny
I was probably 13 when I was babysitting for me neighbors. They had four boys ages 6, 4, 2, and newborn. While mom had run out, newborn D started crying. Then 4 year old B came up and stated that baby was hungry and I should feed him. I told him that mom hadn't left any milk for bottles so I couldn't (she bfed but baby refused anything but straight from the tap). To which B responded without missing a beat... "You got boobies, you can feed him!"
He was so proud that he had solved the problem and he just wouldn't believe me that only real mommies can do it. His mom and I had a real chuckle over that one.