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Never thought I would say that...

What are things you never thought you would say before having a kid?

Mine: "Jude! No! Don't eat daddy's pants!"

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    Yelling "boobies!" To make G laugh when she's hungry and waiting for me to pull up/unbutton my shirt so she can eat.
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    clhathawayclhathaway member
    edited April 2014
    "The cat is not a chew toy!" As the cat lays there letting her bite him.
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    To my toddler:
    "Don't lick your sister!"
    "Don't try and ride the dog!" (he is a little dog)

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    "Have you done poo poos?"
    Must remember not to referred to it as poo poos and wee wees with adults, I remember after my sister had kids she'd tell you she was off to have a wee wee, when there's were no kids around.
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    azmama20azmama20 member
    edited April 2014
    I have to constantly tell my dog that it's okay for the baby to be in the crib. She's fine with Alex being in the car seat, the PnP, the bassinet, but Lord have mercy if she's in the crib the world is going to end.
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    TShea721 said:

    To DS yesterday...

    "Why are your hands and feet covered in poop? And your diaper is clean? Whose poop is this?!"

    Hahaha this happened when I was with my nephew. He had poop on his leg and no one had a dirty diaper, turns out he had an itchy butt. Ugh. Gag.
    We're potty training, so he had underwear on earlier in the day. Apparently, he pooped in them, dropped the goods out the side, And continued on with his day. Later, he forgot where he dropped the poop and stepped in it. It was a joy to clean up.
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    I don't post a lot but love this thread..

    "You did a little farty. aww"  Anyone else?  lol

     

    Married June 23, 2012
     
    TTC #1 December 2012
    DD born December 2013 
     
    BFP  January 2015
    Due October 2015


     
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    I also comment when Alex makes a burp or fart by saying "ohhhh, farts!" Or "ohhhh, burps!" She smiles everytime.
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    sindoratosindorato member
    edited April 2014
    "I miss being pregnant, can't wait for another one". I thought for sure when I was pregnant we'd be a one and done family. Logan changed my view completely.

    also

    "Babe, I think I peed my pants a little"

    Stephanie (32) & Andrew (34) - Married 6/18/09

    BFP 3/23/13 | EDD 12/1/13 | Logan was born 12/3/13
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